wow that was fast. hopefully they keep tweeting dumbass lies
― rob, Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
oh, they will
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link
irl lol
― rob, Thursday, 25 March 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
Ok, not so thinly sourced!
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link
ken k going ftw. grate graphic too.
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 25 March 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link
I'm beginning to worry that there's a problem with UTIs across the country, given how frequently many of you need a bathroom break?You really should see doctors about that.Which you can do if you work full time at an Amazon FC, since we get comprehensive health benefits!— Lulu at CMH1 📦 (@AmazonFCLulu) March 29, 2021
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 29 March 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link
Waiting for somebody to reveal they got a turd bag accidentally packed in beside their Big Bang Theory BluRays.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link
Imagine feeling good about tweeting that out, assuming that's not a deep level of parody.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:16 (three years ago) link
personally I think this new branding strategy is a winner
― rob, Monday, 29 March 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link
what brand doesn't want to be immediately associated with piss?
I believe that one's a parody in response to Amazon firing up a bunch of their totally not being held hostage Amazon ambassador accounts to combat the piss bottle stories and union drive.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link
Okay, yeah, now that I've scrolled further down that timeline, definitely leaning towards parody. Or else her amazon overlords might wanna have her back down a little.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link
ah ok yeah that's a parody. This one though? https://twitter.com/AmazonFCDarla
― rob, Monday, 29 March 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link
How are they so fucking bad at this
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link
The... parodists?
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
Well, Amazon has been so consistently bad at spin & PR of late that it's a bit difficult to discern even the most ott parodists from the real deal.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link
If they're not on Sprinklr, it's likely they're not real.
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
tbc sic I'm 99% sure the one I posted is legit
― rob, Monday, 29 March 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link
lol, 5 tweets, 1 of which is apologising for the previous one
― koogs, Monday, 29 March 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link
I mean "legit" isn't really the right word for this sort of thing, but I don't think this account was made by someone to mock amazon's own-brand fake workers
― rob, Monday, 29 March 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link
If you think $30 is all a union will charge us you're crazy! I've heard stories from management about plants where unions come in, make everyone interview for their own jobs again, and in the end they make the same amount but shell out hundreds a year. I'm not that gullible!— Darla at GYR1 📦 (@AmazonFCDarla) March 29, 2021
🔎
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link
actually never mind, I don't think the ambassador tweeter program exists anymore
― rob, Monday, 29 March 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link
Can someone please explain the turtle thing? People keep asking me about turtles, is this a movie reference I'm missing?— Darla at GYR1 📦 (@AmazonFCDarla) March 29, 2021
🔎🔎🔎
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-49372809
The Amazon ambassadors were posting things just as embarrassing as the parody (and possible parody of Darla) even before the company became one big piss-up.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link
thank you to amazon for employing 19 year old grandma Rafael, who is 100% real pic.twitter.com/yDJds0VXcD— pierre menard (@PierreMenard) August 15, 2019
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link
not quite "in defense" of amazon but pissing in bottles is common for people who work deliveries for DHL/UPS ime (having know a few guys who do this for a living)
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link
it's the fulfillment center workers who have to piss in bottles, the drivers are the ones shitting in bags
― rob, Monday, 29 March 2021 22:11 (three years ago) link
oh yeah
terrible working conditions without even bathroom breaks are more widespread than just amazon is my point i guess
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link
Absolutely. And anyone spending their work day in a vehicle is going to face this problem. I read a bit about this w/r/t women who drove for uber/lyft sharing tips online about safe bathrooms
― rob, Monday, 29 March 2021 22:20 (three years ago) link
It's like Xerox or Kleenox, their brand is tied (for some/many) to terrible workplaces that don't have to be, as Wal-Mart was in the '90s and '00s.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link
It's easier for people to yell at one name (that keeps shitting itself publicly - Wal-Mart didn't have twitter to deal with) than all of capitalism.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link
A few years ago I had a Lyft driver who was eight months pregnant and really needed to pee, so she asked if it was okay if she went a few blocks off route to stop at a gas station she trusted and she kept being like super, super apologetic. I was like, "seriously, it's absolutely fine, I don't want you to have to drive around in pain".
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link
I would have thought one of the perks of being an Amazon driver would be getting to piss in a bottle and then pour it out the window on passing motorcyclists or convertibles.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 March 2021 22:37 (three years ago) link
buddy only bezos get to pour his piss bottle on america
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 00:27 (three years ago) link
The recent official “You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you?” tweets were so aggressive that engineers filed internal reports assuming the account had been hacked and were being sabotaged.
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 08:07 (three years ago) link
^that and this making me feel better about being so confused yesterday: https://www.vice.com/en/article/5dpnb5/twitter-is-banning-amazon-ambassadors-and-its-a-total-mess
― rob, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 17:03 (three years ago) link
More from the Beeb: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-56581266
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 17:17 (three years ago) link
it feels wrong to keep this video to myself pic.twitter.com/uQjqHElIr7— Alex Press (@alexnpress) March 30, 2021
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link
who?
― Nhex, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link
Chet Haze, fresh from heralding a White Boy Summer
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 23:25 (three years ago) link
Amazon’s Twitter Army Was Handpicked for “Great Sense of Humor,” Leaked Document Reveals
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 05:59 (three years ago) link
obviously the solution to all this is a new startup called toiletr where everyone rents out their bathrooms
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link
airpee'n'poo
― nickn, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link
I've long thought that it was downright criminal that well-maintained public restrooms aren't just a basic part of every mid-to-large city's governmental function.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/06/opinion/sunday/public-toilets-united-states.html
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link
It is downright criminal. Nothing worse than having to end a pleasant walk somewhere early and return home because, god forbid, we provide a place for the general public to use a bathroom.
But, America. People are so freaked out by the possible bad things that someone might do in a public restroom that they'd prefer to just revoke it for everyone.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link
it's not just an American problem tbf. I had to stop chaining my volunteer deliveries for this reason!
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link
I guess I just assumed it was more of an American thing.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 21:36 (three years ago) link
Anytime people are visiting from out of town, I have to maintain a mental map of where they can comfortably use a restroom in any part of the city.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link
America has plenty of public toilets. Like this one:
https://i.imgur.com/0O0Bf9s.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link