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The only thing I understand at all in this thread is that apparently, I am an OG of Mayhem.

hourspass, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:41 (two months ago) link

sometimes my kids start getting rowdy and excited and I know they are going to end up getting in a fight with each-other or some other kind of trouble. I can't pre-emptively tell them off because they haven't crossed any lines yet, and they will not take any hints or encouragement to calm down, I just have to sit and watch it happen.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:51 (two months ago) link

I volunteer to eat the sin if it fuckin helps jesus save us all

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:01 (two months ago) link

I have never seen someone so consistently full of shit on here and he's no Betamax

calzino, Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:46 (two months ago) link

i've heard the taco bell cantina is pretty cool

brimstead, Friday, 26 March 2021 04:17 (two months ago) link

monkey's paw: the CIA uses vaccine freezer trucks to break Jeanine Anez out of prison and puts her back in power in Bolivia

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 26 March 2021 17:48 (two months ago) link

No one i think is in my tree

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2021 00:26 (two months ago) link

at least they got a cop

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:37 (two months ago) link


imago, Monday, 12 April 2021 20:45 (two months ago) link

avril 14 sounds like “a piano tribute to” edward sharpe and the magnetic fuckos or something, cloying af

brimstead, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:30 (two months ago) link


Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:35 (two months ago) link

I Love Posturing

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:46 (two months ago) link

nobel peace prize for not being donald trump

new display name (Left), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:59 (two months ago) link

whew good thing you didn't post that would have been a real dust up!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:02 (two months ago) link

what's your fav rhetorical style: "if slackbot only replied with regurgitated podcast opinions" or "bob leftsetz"

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:29 (two months ago) link

I Love Posturing

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson),

lol you beat me to it

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:42 (two months ago) link

I Love Xposturing

rob, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:44 (two months ago) link


mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:46 (two months ago) link

God, don't tell me he's discovered the US politics thread.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:54 (two months ago) link

that pie was pretty good ... not the worst decision I've ever made

sarahell, Thursday, 15 April 2021 19:26 (two months ago) link

then i guess it's quik-crete down the toilet time

cat, Friday, 16 April 2021 01:06 (two months ago) link

lol you so aren't gonna die for these things

sarahell, Friday, 16 April 2021 02:19 (two months ago) link

in capitalist America, you support pillow

rob, Friday, 16 April 2021 15:57 (two months ago) link

maybe that's how he got his name

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 22 April 2021 17:01 (one month ago) link

Both sides, amirite?

pomenitul, Friday, 23 April 2021 13:00 (one month ago) link

#metoo to the tune of “Tattoo”

A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 May 2021 02:24 (one month ago) link

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:49 (one month ago) link

Always nice to know that being comfortable with racism is more important to some people than how others feel about ilx being the kind of place that tolerates that.

Scamp Granada (gyac), Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:55 (one month ago) link

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:56 (one month ago) link


emil.y, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:58 (one month ago) link

is this the most failed thread title in ilx history?

rob, Thursday, 13 May 2021 20:19 (one month ago) link

Having reviewed the entries so far, im definitely not

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 May 2021 18:16 (one month ago) link

recent polls have shown a fifth of ilxors can't draw a map of the ottoman empire. why do you think that is?

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 16 May 2021 23:25 (one month ago) link

wow that was nonsensical even for me, gah

my kingdom for a time machine to revise off-base drive-by quips

balsamic panic (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 May 2021 18:11 (three weeks ago) link

it's like there's a sonic equivalent of the male gaze -- the male ear? -- and there are female vocalists that play to it and sometimes it is creepy/gross

sarahell, Friday, 4 June 2021 19:33 (one week ago) link

would drown?

sarahell, Friday, 4 June 2021 22:18 (one week ago) link

betty bloop

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2021 22:48 (one week ago) link

Teach me how to understand Christmas

kinder, Friday, 4 June 2021 22:53 (one week ago) link

With all due respect I was not looking for your "advice" when I robbed that bank. As any fule could see I was merely venting about the iniquities of the system, m'lud man.

Noel Emits, Monday, 7 June 2021 15:52 (one week ago) link

My least favorite argumentative technique I see online is the one where someone makes a reasonable and fairly straightforward request or suggestion, only to have someone respond by suggesting that they actually meant a blown out of proportion version of that request taken to a ridiculous extreme that tries to paint the original poster in a bad light. It’s a shitty, Fox News way of reframing a discussion to put someone unnecessarily on the defensive and it drives me batshit to see it, even on ilx, as often as I do.

Poster A: I wish there were two more episodes of Succession last season.

Poster B: I can’t believe you think that hbo should cancel every other show they have in production just to refocus their entire operation on one series.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 June 2021 23:30 (one week ago) link

my least favorite argumentative technique is when things dissolve into pushing and shoving

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 00:20 (one week ago) link

I can't believe jvc would prefer that things dissolve into pushing and shoving

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 01:37 (one week ago) link

what a tedious fuckin drama queen

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:23 (one week ago) link

why i oughta push and shove you for that one

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:24 (one week ago) link

haha not you

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:25 (one week ago) link

haha i know, just playing off of SG's post

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:27 (one week ago) link

If "the noughties" denoted a zero in the decade we must have been in the numpties since 2010. That might explain a few things.

Noel Emits, Wednesday, 9 June 2021 16:20 (one week ago) link


treeship., Monday, 14 June 2021 01:08 (two days ago) link

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