https://i.imgur.com/VDargvJ.jpg
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link
you know how to clear bookmarks, right?
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:01 (three years ago) link
I do but then I'll never know what you've been getting up to
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link
dunblane-butchers-meaty-tribute-to-andy-murrays-baby-girl
― Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link
need a clusterfucks index
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:10 (three years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/h4qoz9qxsoh31.jpghttps://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/4b2/32f/a32852ee562b15e190b31bf7132f288ad5-22-marcus-mariota.rsquare.w700.jpghttps://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/10/sonic-tails-meat-sculpture.jpghttps://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link
yikes
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link
Unrelated but also
https://i.redd.it/ki9by03xufx21.png
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link
(...backs quietly away again)
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link
Yeah, very 'last thing you will ever see' vibes from that last one.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link
wtf is all that shit?
― anecdotal certainly but not nothing (stevie), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link
is it a bed bugs situation?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link
i'm betting waifu pillows
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link
so less cursed and weird in one way (spare bedroom being used for someone's sales stock) and more in another (entire room packed with bagged anime characters)
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link
1. I saw the photo and something about the composition/lighting/etc. made me very uncomfortable before I could even tell what I was looking at.2. I zoomed + enhanced and started seeing anime eyes and buttcracks and realized that, yes, this is probably a room filled with vacuum-sealed waifu pillows.3. I turned to leave as hastily as I could and found my way blocked and that is why I am now being forced to write this ransom note 2 u, please help.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link
His only demand is more waifu pillows. I don't know why. I don't know why.
this person just wants a factory-fresh waifu pillow, every single night. that's a blessing, not a cursed
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:12 (three years ago) link
(P.S. I'm pretty sure I only know about the existence of waifu pillows in the first place thanks to their regular inclusion in images which are cursed.)
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/29mhNcT.png
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:07 (three years ago) link
And the horrifying end result...
https://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/31/2015/11/prince-geroge-cake-6.jpg
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link
I'm guessing that the base of the head + limbs is constructed from like Rice Krispie treats but because I can't be sure I'm opting to believe that the chocolate and fondant (presumably?) were simply layered upon some shaped ground beef.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 19:11 (three years ago) link
jesus, there's a photo of me dressed like that. What the hell was going on in late 1970's middle England?
― kraudive, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/i/status/1375108759232471045
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 25 March 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link
Worm Tornado? Has anyone ever seen anything like this? These were out this morning near Maxwell park in #Hoboken. Clearly worms come out after it rains but this is something I’ve never seen! Pc: my 2nd ward neighbor. #wormtornado 😬🤦🏻♀️ 🪱 🌪 pic.twitter.com/tWBOMzV5fK— Tiffanie Fisher, Councilwoman (@Tiffanie_Fisher) March 25, 2021
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link
ahhhh is full of love
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExfSsz9XEAIVNex?format=jpg&name=medium
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 March 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link
What is that sex act called
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link
cyberbox lunch
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 March 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link
Homogenic b-side
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 March 2021 16:03 (three years ago) link
Oral probe
― nickn, Saturday, 27 March 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link
http://bogleech.com/halloween/costume-dduck.jpg
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link
It's like that duck/rabbit optical illusion except here you see either Donald Duck or my soul leaving my body.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 27 March 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link
Or cinnamon-encrusted shrimp tail head guy.
― nickn, Sunday, 28 March 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/d4/e7/11d4e78646dd387efb58d44a7bf9acdd.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/db/2a/4e/db2a4e87f7c7d3498fce1f17691a6852.jpghttps://s29588.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/09/creepy-disneyland-mascots-featured.jpg.optimal.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/8f/1c/f98f1cdac2f6fd7d577f57362e7115a4.jpghttps://rarehistoricalphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/original_mickey_mouse_small.jpghttps://davelandweb.com/fantasyland/images/50s/JerryColona_FLandTheater.jpghttps://freaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/another-horrifying-mouse-costume.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 March 2021 02:15 (three years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/27/3a/5f273a47b7603b683294ed26f9f2ef09.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 28 March 2021 02:18 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/CINcp1U.mp4https://i.imgur.com/BhZANe5.mp4http://i.imgur.com/7BzgQ36.jpg
more here: https://www.trashberg.com/p/the-quiet-horrors-of-cally-gingrich
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 April 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link
https://s.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/theticket/Newt-Gingrich-winks-at-a-questioner-during-a-campaign-stop-in-Newport-N.H.-Friday.-AP.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 April 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
last of those 3 images had s warning that said it may contain pornography
― koogs, Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:02 (three years ago) link
Depends on your particular kink, I guess.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link
This is old news I guess but I only found out yesterday about this particular cursed image:
https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/assets/images/galleries/golden-record/demonstration-of-licking-eating-and-drinking_30542224004_o.gif
which was put on the voyager space probe golden record for future aliens to be weirded out by. It's title is "a demonstration of licking, eating and drinking"
― silverfish, Friday, 2 April 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link
My mom still feels bad about making me take this pic.twitter.com/b6OMAp0nH7— Chaki (@ChakiFunkWizard) April 4, 2021
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 April 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/dd/28/c7dd287f3ddec69e3250ab4300e93da1.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/04/db/5c/04db5cd6f26065754c2303708e19d1b0.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/15/07/07/150707580bf30524bdd360489fbe7716.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/a8/af/9c/a8af9cede1adee2828abbff40466e36c.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/dc/13/5e/dc135ea9cb71b6ba50dccc090661c154.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/a1/55/dfa15526dd177829744fa0bd14fd3d37.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/9f/58/779f589ba551800185309c93ab5cbfee.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/59/e8/7659e8db3e9d4318f83d5418fc5dbe8c.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/ce/47/b2/ce47b2e17c0a01dac4bf01f606f558ff.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/6d/c6/cb6dc64dfcd7e143f19e818fa68bf80d.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 April 2021 19:09 (three years ago) link
I have dozens if not hundreds of these things. It is a deep deep well, for the Easter Bunny is terrifying.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 April 2021 19:10 (three years ago) link
jfc old lunch
i'm anti-avatar for ilx, of course, but that bottom one is my ilx avatar. dibs.
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
but truly, thank you for your service
Oh, it's absolutely my pleasure.Scrolling further along, some of my personal votes for 'worst and most cursed':https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3c/a1/bc/3ca1bcb256825d6704065bd2261da7fb.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/ae/c9/92/aec9927d9fc8a4f5b143fa84bf5d44e6.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/e0/cc/3b/e0cc3bbd88c0a13f35b436f9f24d4a57.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link
Ancient Snack, I salute you.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link
the easter present i didn't know i needed
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Sunday, 4 April 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link
i feel like if every other vestige of our civilization were obliterated and future alien archaeologists had nothing to go on but this thread alone, they'd be able to accurately reconstruct the nightmare collective psyche of our past half century.
happy easter!
― cat, Sunday, 4 April 2021 22:39 (three years ago) link
I want to believe that, at some point in the distant past, there was a costume company somewhere that specialised purely in nightmarish bunny outfits. I'm not sure how else to explain the existence of this entire sub-genre of cursed images.
"Hey boss, how about this one?"
https://i.imgur.com/AvZooTB.jpg
"No, no, no! These are supposed to sear themselves into the psyches of children for the rest of their lives. Start again and this time I want to see terror incarnate!"
https://i.imgur.com/asJLtvg.jpg
"Now, *this* I like!"
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Monday, 5 April 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link
Yeah, I meeeeeanhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/85/9c/b7859c0b12d0963c2323da8d60e7de65.jpgHow hard is it to not make that happen, really
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 April 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link