The old days were more rapey
I want to encourage Australians, here, of course, there are issues, but think about where things were 20 years ago, 50 years ago, and I can tell you, go and ask your nan and she’ll tell you the real story about the good old days.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link
if a listener’s phantom nana was willing to testify she’d most likely say it’s bleakly apparent things are the same as they ever were
― estela, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link
at least these phantom nanas probably didn't expect anything to ever change, so won't be disappointed.
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 03:35 (three years ago) link
Scott Morrison finished his interview with 2GB by saying:"I’m just glad the footy is back on. It helps everybody."
"I’m just glad the footy is back on. It helps everybody."
nothing rapey about the major footy codes, no siree
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 11:19 (three years ago) link
maybe it soothes the rapists?
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link
Fuck me
Keith Pitt overruled the Northern Australia Infrastructure Fund to stop them supporting a new energy project which would create 250 North Queensland jobs, but in this interview, he couldn’t even answer basic questions about the project. Watch this train wreck interview... pic.twitter.com/8lLR8Xk2Km— Chris Bowen (@Bowenchris) May 10, 2021
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 10 May 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link
tbh I would be disappointed if he wasn't repping for coal with that name.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 10 May 2021 08:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.architectureanddesign.com.au/getmedia/1ae9cfd7-f5a6-4acf-a970-fa889e69a63d/Clarke-619-386.aspx?width=515&height=386&ext=.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 09:20 (two years ago) link
The front didnt fall off!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link
hello, mates, it's me, an Australian, wishing to advise that my username is slightly different because I wanted to re register with a non-work email address
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link
Now explain metadata
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 12:47 (two years ago) link
strewth
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 13:58 (two years ago) link
hello matthew koalas
― estela, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link
crikey
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link
Hi not sure if it's a qld thing but I've noticed over the last couple of years that "how good!!!" seems to be the go-to phrase for expressing excitement at something, anyone else notice this?
Also the ben Roberts Smith situation is out of control :/
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 25 June 2021 09:21 (two years ago) link
Well I'm locked down as of midnight. How good is that.
― Zelda Zonk, Friday, 25 June 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link
Caught in the Gladys vs Dan how to deal with COVID stakes.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Friday, 25 June 2021 09:50 (two years ago) link
have definitely heard this from Melbourne speakers
also "how good is" is basically the entirety of Scott Morrison's public policy
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 25 June 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link
from the man who brought us “where the bloody hell are ya?” as a tourism slogan
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 25 June 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
Good Luck Sydney!
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Saturday, 26 June 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link
don't worry, the virus can't cross King St, so closing all the pubs on one side of the road and keeping a dozen open on the other will be fine
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 26 June 2021 07:18 (two years ago) link
Deputy prime minister "couldn't give a shit" about covid infections in cities
https://i.imgur.com/SurmbD9.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 27 June 2021 10:15 (two years ago) link
next level signing1. while sunbathing naked2. startled by3. a deer pic.twitter.com/xO0QqJ15sQ— 💯 points of 🆔 (@ernmalleyscat) June 28, 2021
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 28 June 2021 06:48 (two years ago) link
Er, we probably need a Federal Election thread at some stage.
Weirdly, I will be overseas again (!) for it (pandemic & variant pending).
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:34 (two years ago) link
Polls say an Albo landslide, my gut says Scummo gets back in
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:37 (two years ago) link
We all know from bitter experience that the ALP can't be trusted not to fuck up an easily winnable election, but I'm actually finding it hard to see how Ukulele Boy can get out of this fine mess. (And trust me, I have thought about it!!)
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:49 (two years ago) link
Scomo gets back in because PUP Hoover up the protest vote and direct it back home. As soon as it’s decent scomo nomates gets Pantsed an it’s Dutton for Fuhrer.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:54 (two years ago) link
Interestingly I was at a BBQ on Saturday and got chatting to someone who lives next door to Antony Green. Apparently Green thinks a Coalition reelection is highly unlikely, so that gives me hope, despite what my gut is telling me
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
No vote again, because Dutton did such a number on the immigration system it takes 3 years to become a citizen (and I even know who Ned Kelly and Donald Bradman are).
Not that it matters because this is Bandtland, but the Victorian socialists deserve my $2.68 for more posters.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link
If the Coalition get back in you will see some serious homicide being committed by this poster.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 11:21 (two years ago) link
Not that a blancmange ALP government will be thaaaat much better, just much less insane until Albo gets knifed.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 11:31 (two years ago) link
The ALP have no traction with the SUV driving, negative geared cattle who will reliably return that shitstain and his ghouls to office. They’ll inevitably shift into hubris right at the moment it will fuck their chances terminally. Australians want comfort and big business to tuck them in at night, doesn’t matter if it comes with a Pentecostal ideology. I’m done with hope.
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 11:56 (two years ago) link
Yeah, the ALP is a bucket of weak piss, but still better than active cancer.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:13 (two years ago) link
Right now all who can save us are inner city Sydneyite voting for pro business nice white ladies who also a pro not setting the world on fire and are nicer to minorities (as long as they have money).
Beyond that we just hope frydenberg has enough dirt on Dutton.
I crossed the river last week and Frydo’s grinning bonce is on every street corner. You’ve got to vote for a potato or the wrong potato might get it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:16 (two years ago) link
I'm voting for the Gobbledok, he's all for investments in public services and eating potato chippies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vIaCXCkkrs
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 22:50 (two years ago) link
Love the country regularly being held to ransom to meet the basest desires of Western Sydney and rural Qld.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 24 February 2022 02:02 (two years ago) link
just the three ambulances for the big boy
EXCLUSIVE: 3 Ambulances called to the home of Clive Palmer, understood both he and his wife were showing Covid symptoms and have been taken to hospital- more to come @9NewsAUS @9NewsQueensland— Peter Fegan (@PeterFegan9) February 24, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 24 February 2022 03:14 (two years ago) link
C'mon comrade Rona, you can do it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 24 February 2022 04:53 (two years ago) link
I presume two of them were yoked to a common chain so they could drag Big Clive on a pallet?
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 24 February 2022 05:04 (two years ago) link
Ed otm
― bad luck banging, or Lorna Doone (sic), Thursday, 24 February 2022 06:04 (two years ago) link
Clive Palmer has broken the sanctions against Russia. But before you judge, it was with very good reason (buying Hitler’s old Mercedes) https://t.co/k8O0eP6AFu— keen online poster (@keen_poster) February 27, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Monday, 28 February 2022 00:31 (two years ago) link
Mr Palmer’s company Minerology is believed to have purchased the vehicle at auction in London recently for more than $200,000.
Look it's a fucking bargain compared to the GTHO Phase IV.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 7 March 2022 12:17 (two years ago) link
I'm saving my money for a Leyland P76 tbh.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 01:20 (two years ago) link
Unless that’s some kind of souped up tinny, there’s no future in it.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 20:32 (two years ago) link
porkbarrel bop
Albanese, campaign day 1: "in the words of the great Ramones, 'hey ho, let's go'." pic.twitter.com/g7GIKssUTp— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) April 10, 2022
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 April 2022 08:56 (two years ago) link
this will be my first election as a citizen, i’m quite excited to be able to vote at last
― estela, Sunday, 10 April 2022 09:52 (two years ago) link
Ramones Hey Joe let's go vs Dragon April sun in Cuba
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 10 April 2022 12:10 (two years ago) link
Ho, fuck autocorrect
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 10 April 2022 12:12 (two years ago) link
watchu call me?
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 10 April 2022 17:24 (two years ago) link
<3 thats awesome :) Vote these bastards out!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2022 01:09 (two years ago) link