i love dick jokes and deck jokes
― sarahell, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link
Fin
― want2die (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link
i respect if this is too personal and you don't want to discuss, but as the the poll-runner, do you vote at the beginning and let the chips fall as they may, or do you wait until the end and vote, knowing exactly where your choices will land? what i am saying is, are you a person of integrity and commitment to fair elections, or are you the proof that one can "smelt it" and "dealt it" at the same time?
honestly, one of the few times i ran a poll (b-52s?) i was a person of integrity, but then later it gnawed at me and i wished that i'd artificially adjusted the results to meet my desires
sorry for the double post. i had second thoughts, then a third and a fourth, it just kept coming
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link
should have said "The Art of the AK-47"
― sarahell, Thursday, 25 March 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link
The only thing I understand at all in this thread is that apparently, I am an OG of Mayhem.
― hourspass, Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link
sometimes my kids start getting rowdy and excited and I know they are going to end up getting in a fight with each-other or some other kind of trouble. I can't pre-emptively tell them off because they haven't crossed any lines yet, and they will not take any hints or encouragement to calm down, I just have to sit and watch it happen.
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 25 March 2021 20:51 (three years ago) link
I volunteer to eat the sin if it fuckin helps jesus save us all
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link
I have never seen someone so consistently full of shit on here and he's no Betamax
― calzino, Thursday, 25 March 2021 22:46 (three years ago) link
i've heard the taco bell cantina is pretty cool
― brimstead, Friday, 26 March 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link
monkey's paw: the CIA uses vaccine freezer trucks to break Jeanine Anez out of prison and puts her back in power in Bolivia
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 26 March 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link
No one i think is in my tree
― your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Friday, 9 April 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link
at least they got a cop
― Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 12 April 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link
spicy
― imago, Monday, 12 April 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link
avril 14 sounds like “a piano tribute to” edward sharpe and the magnetic fuckos or something, cloying af
― brimstead, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link
Condolences
― Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
I Love Posturing
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
nobel peace prize for not being donald trump
― new display name (Left), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link
whew good thing you didn't post that would have been a real dust up!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link
what's your fav rhetorical style: "if slackbot only replied with regurgitated podcast opinions" or "bob leftsetz"
― voodoo chili, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson),
lol you beat me to it
― In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
I Love Xposturing
― rob, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
otm
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link
God, don't tell me he's discovered the US politics thread.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link
that pie was pretty good ... not the worst decision I've ever made
― sarahell, Thursday, 15 April 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link
then i guess it's quik-crete down the toilet time
― cat, Friday, 16 April 2021 01:06 (two years ago) link
lol you so aren't gonna die for these things
― sarahell, Friday, 16 April 2021 02:19 (two years ago) link
in capitalist America, you support pillow
― rob, Friday, 16 April 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link
maybe that's how he got his name
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 22 April 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
Both sides, amirite?
― pomenitul, Friday, 23 April 2021 13:00 (two years ago) link
#metoo to the tune of “Tattoo”
― A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 May 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link
https://live.staticflickr.com/3600/3466005988_82cf54c08d_z.jpg
― pomenitul, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link
Always nice to know that being comfortable with racism is more important to some people than how others feel about ilx being the kind of place that tolerates that.
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tIuClHE.gif
― pomenitul, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link
therapyteethgrinder.jpg
― emil.y, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link
is this the most failed thread title in ilx history?
― rob, Thursday, 13 May 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link
Having reviewed the entries so far, im definitely not
― flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 May 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link
recent polls have shown a fifth of ilxors can't draw a map of the ottoman empire. why do you think that is?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 16 May 2021 23:25 (two years ago) link
wow that was nonsensical even for me, gah
my kingdom for a time machine to revise off-base drive-by quips
― balsamic panic (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 May 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link
it's like there's a sonic equivalent of the male gaze -- the male ear? -- and there are female vocalists that play to it and sometimes it is creepy/gross
― sarahell, Friday, 4 June 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link
https://cdn.professionalbeauty.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/02093951/BettyBoop-1000.png
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link
would drown?
― sarahell, Friday, 4 June 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link
betty bloop
― bruce spr!ngisH3r3 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link
Teach me how to understand Christmas
― kinder, Friday, 4 June 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/019/304/old.jpg
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 7 June 2021 01:39 (two years ago) link
With all due respect I was not looking for your "advice" when I robbed that bank. As any fule could see I was merely venting about the iniquities of the system, m'lud man.
― Noel Emits, Monday, 7 June 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link
My least favorite argumentative technique I see online is the one where someone makes a reasonable and fairly straightforward request or suggestion, only to have someone respond by suggesting that they actually meant a blown out of proportion version of that request taken to a ridiculous extreme that tries to paint the original poster in a bad light. It’s a shitty, Fox News way of reframing a discussion to put someone unnecessarily on the defensive and it drives me batshit to see it, even on ilx, as often as I do.
Like,Poster A: I wish there were two more episodes of Succession last season.
Poster B: I can’t believe you think that hbo should cancel every other show they have in production just to refocus their entire operation on one series.
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 7 June 2021 23:30 (two years ago) link
my least favorite argumentative technique is when things dissolve into pushing and shoving
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
I can't believe jvc would prefer that things dissolve into pushing and shoving
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 01:37 (two years ago) link
what a tedious fuckin drama queen
― the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link
why i oughta push and shove you for that one
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link