More:
5. Write the BBC reality show Roxanne's Mum
6. Make Xena my girlfriend
7. Create the two slush buckets from Highlander
8. Invite John Cleese to live in my shed.
9. Join the St George's Day Parade as an infantryman carrying a spear, when really I just want to get a takeaway from Ikea.
10. Groom Mrs Rossiter
11. Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.
12. Accept a challenge to lose seven stone in seven days.
13. Create a scale model of the Titanic
14. Join the choir of a church
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 08:54 (three years ago) link
Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 09:18 (three years ago) link
Continuing a rolling Spotify playlist:
Masego - Mystery Lady (ft. Don Toliver)Pirra - Limousine Lies (Lindstrom & Prins Thomas Mix)Tkay Maidza - ShookDillinja - Hard Noize (Break Remix)The 1975 - Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless AmericaIntence - Yengo (Jannis Krell Remix)System Algol - PhactJackal Kid - DorobMarvin Humes - Come OnShellback - Sky DancerAtmoshpere - SpitfireFete - Prince Fatty (Da Quiet Dude Remix)Cheeky - Le Ray Ennio MorriconeLara Jane - Bite MeSlash ft. Wyclef - Up All NightBusy P - FeelKing Dizzy - VinsanityKero One - PaybackAfrojack ft. Slander - Rockafella (Skepta Remix)Wolfgang Gartner ft. Mind (Porter Robinson Remix)Philip Selway - Fifty Six And 16Big Data - The Bags
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link
how many of those are real?
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link
only the ones in bold, although the others really do look like what happens when Spotify goes into autoplay
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link
love Atmoshpere
― jmm, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link
These are too fucking realistic to be funny or even remarkable
Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin kynsiHum - InletKairon; IRSE! - PolysomnSweven - The Eternal ResonanceNeptunian Maximalism - ÉonsElder - OmensPaysage d'Hiver - Im WaldImperial Triumphant - AlphavilleLiturgy - Origin of the AlimoniesMiora - Saint Trophime and the Bastard AngelLumen - Je Géant ImmortelTeksmism - Temple of Symphonic LightRaise - Tower of the PastIymrith - AtombombaNihilist - LamentationHelvetic Noir - El FraileVor Rach - XmYndric - Lotus Songjuklian - Betrayer's RunTemptation - Harmacy of IllusionArcane Formation - Twelve Inches, Hundred AcresMasters of Evil - Half a ThroneCult of the Shattered Sun - Nocturnes For The WickedQuarks - UntitledAncient Immortals - Echoes from the
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link
idk "Echoes from the" is pretty funny
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link
Kim Yo Jong, the sister of North Korea's leader, warned the Biden administration against "causing a stink at its first step" on Monday, hours after the White House said it had not received a response to its outreach to Pyongyang.
Kim Jong Un’s sister promises ‘nuclear button is on my table’ Read more
The brother and sister of Kim Jong-un exchanged greetings on Sunday when she arrived in Seoul for the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics. Kim Yo Jong delivered the letter to the South Korean president, Moon Jae-in, who was in the opening ceremony in Pyeongchang on Friday.
“The button for nuclear weapons is always on my table,” Kim Yo Jong said during her trip, according to South Korean broadcaster YTN.
Her visit
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link
THANKS BIDEN YOU GOT US NUKED
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link
Typed in a bunch of songs by bands I've been in and/or one off projects
Disco Zhivago - The Art Of BreathingDa Shi - Feeefadreamz Autofire - Succotash WishThe Mighty Sandy Heath Transmitters - Catgut, Beefsteak and Pride Zourokk - VersalyserMr Modo - Instant StripperMana - Alpha EthnosoundRaekwon - Pink MatterReignwolf - 5th AnniversaryP.O.S. - IllogicThe Birthday Party - The Year Of Fuckin' UpBixi Makoy - LokiriSloungetree - Paralelní Polis Vol. 1Anti War - HumpacillocosSo So Glos - YouOh – SquarepeccioGrizzly - GlomaggePissed Jeans - Crown Of The Frozen ThroneArchspire - Seven Day GladiatorFugazi - AtomicTortoise - 12 Toes InPiles of Stars - Electric EclipseRessurection - A
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link
Kind if wanna hear all of these
Bixi Makoy
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link
So So Glos
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link
Shit. So So Glos are a real band
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link
Okay and they're fairly well known. Okay
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link
picked the worst band names from the recent post-punk poll I did and uh
tropical fuck stormgirl bandblack midifontaines dcfat white familysquidback country, new roadgoat girlbeige banquetviagra boysdry cleaningporridge radiopreoccupations underpants gnomeslyricsfuckin dirtychimp twisterrainbow girlslonely lorddisciplesmymovesdaughterpeachy keenoctopuslove languagespower utilitiesrubber monkeysbitch-blooptrench coat ladiesjosie and the p’smumblecoresmallsbedroom conniptiongod is deadaaron jonesquicksandconflict cockroachesnapster, A.D.Dtimothy hariwho’s so cleverit’s not even funnyfanny packsu2waxervertigobicyclei like killing beesonly the deadsoft core porn
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
who’s so cleverit’s not even funnyfanny packsu2
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link
I can kinda hear Guy seething through the verses and then Ian intoning "Atomic".
― peace, man, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link
I am picking up the first Chimp Twister release I see
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link
i tried something similar to dog latin, I mixed some real band/albums with the name of the band I was in for one day in high school and a few fake band name releases. and....this time, Transformer came up with some doozies
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
Metallica - Master of PuppetsOonglebinky - Face the BinkySnrsvettr - Norway is ColdSlayer - Reign in BloodxxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch
JRJR - For the Freakshow
Sweeney Todd - Miserable Xmas
Beastbouche - Glassjaw
Dis-moi-x - Dis-moi-vat-wa
Tentacled Envies - Come On Tour
Xmas Time Is Here - I Fuck You Santa
Cool Bloke - Charlie Pussy
@Dis-moi-vat-wa - Cool Bloke (on holiday in Thailand)
THE 13THS - Jingle Bells
A.N.T. - Dear Diary
Rancid - Is This What You Wanted?
Damned - Take It To The Bone
Master - Just To Keep You on Your Toes
Dojo Leigh - Gunner's Holiday
Obergrenatit - Milla Jovovich
Arckaneus - Halloween
ran it again, and....lol
Rageface - Live Fast, Die Young
Biff Byford - Motörhead
Kidnap Kid - Extreme-
Evil Mr. Kenny - KISS
Gatorade - Chirp
Deathfrankenstein - Coffee Bean
Killing Joke - Killing Joke
Symphony X - Don’t Hang Up
KidKraft - Dungeon Maker
World Apocalypse - F-ck Off
Mermaid - Total Eclipse
Burbank Crazy - Forever Yours
Tymee And Koos - Wish you Were Here
Circus of Power - Drugs Don’t Kill Me, Music and Lyrics Do
Pukefist - Pinhead Gunpowder
Whiplash - Tokyo Countdown
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link
last one...
Ze Ze Radd - SNK Front Office
Smalltown Pysnics - Local Mentality
CHAMP - Take Down the Whole System
NICOLAS - We Don't Sleep
Tom Thumb - F**k You, Take My Balls Away!
Lifeforms - Come Here
You.were.dressed.wore.that.strip.
DOUBLE FIND - The Monster Inside
LITHLENDREN - Black Fire
Deathstar - World Downfall
Young Guns - Damn Me
Buck 65 - Wanderlust
Peace Bridge - Wild West Heroine
Mudhoney - Teenagers From Mars
Snaps - Everlasting Enemy
Breakwind - Hole in Your Heart
EZ5 - Make
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link
I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. He was Hungarian. And it did not take long before I had to call the Army. They had to drag him out of her bedroom.
How would you react, sir, if your daughter said she was in love with an Italian and would like to marry him?
I would like to answer, as plainly as possible, the question you have asked me.
"Love" is a word that meanings many things to many people. In Italy, when we talk about "love," we are not talking about a romantic love; we are talking about a common love, a family love.
Now, I cannot understand how you can love an Italian.
Well, let me ask you this: suppose that an American said he loved an Italian. Do you think the American is wrong?
No, I don't think so. I think that the Italian is wrong. But let me ask you this: suppose the American said he loved a Hungarian. Do you think the Hungarian is wrong?
Well, I think that the American is wrong. But I don't think the Hungarian is wrong.
All right, now, here is my answer to your question. The American way of life is based on the values of individualism and freedom. I do not see how an American can love an Italian. An Italian cannot possibly provide the ideals of individualism and freedom. An Italian family cannot possibly provide the ideals of American family life.
Love, in its purest form, is a feeling of affection and loyalty for someone else. And you cannot claim that you love someone until you can say that you are willing to die for that person. An American cannot possibly die for an Italian.
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:51 (three years ago) link
Talk To 1920s Transformer
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link
i'm an artificial intelligence, see
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/okbDxB8.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/VfvDJ0b.jpg
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 26 April 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link
hahaha
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 April 2021 14:57 (two years ago) link
Kafka’s Metamorphosis is called a major work of literature. Why? If it’s SF it’s bad SF. If, like Animal Farm, it’s an allegory, an allegory of what? Scholarly answers range from pretentious Freudian to far-fetched feminist. I don’t get it. Where are the Emperor’s clothes? The little pig with the pipe and the lasso is a cypher for Marxism, which has been stalking the hills like a goat in search of pastures new. The city is New York, which is not even a city, just a flat metropolis full of gray-skinned people who look like your average Brooklyn blind-ass actor. They are depicted as worshipping “Mother” and “Father,” and working hard for the New World Order.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 6 June 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link
i almost hesitate to link this but here goes.
https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1go6YwMFe5MX6XM9tv-cnQiSTU50N9EeT?fbclid=IwAR30ZqxIJG0-2wDukRydFA3jU5OpLHrlC_Sg1iRXqmoTkEhaJtHdRi6H7AI#scrollTo=g7EDme5RYCrt
Just change the "textos" field under "parámetros" and run (either run all under the runtime tab, or use the play buttons to run the parametros module and the module below it).
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link
It will run forever if max iterations is set to -1. You can stop it by hitting the stop button next to the image generation module.
It tends to stabilise after maybe 500-ish iterations ime. (The number of iterations is specified in 'i=' under each image generated.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link
Here is the result for 'poxy fule'. Yes i hate it too. You're welcome.
https://i.imgur.com/cme0C4o.png
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link
You're not thank you!
― peace, man, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link
1, 2, 3 and to the 4Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the doorReady to make an entrance, so back on up
Sleeping on the top shelf again
My trusty AK47
Shot into the ground got knocked out of bed
Dr Dre ripped out the drawer for a weapon
Why do I get the feeling that this ain’t your imagination
Another stolen baby of God
I thought I could feel the beat
An open secret that you have no respect for
Bitch please take a seat you is on the throne
This used to be home
When you gave birth to us the world took a stand
Put the big dick back on a leash
Snoop and Daz
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link
Another stolen baby of GodI thought I could feel the beat of Jesus in His puckered lips. But in fact I was the only person on the planet who could feel the beat of Jesus in His mouth. I knew it. I’d felt it. It was a distinct and unremitting “beep beep beep
― And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 03:23 (two years ago) link
Load up on guns, bring your friendsIt's fun to lose and to pretendShe's over-bored and self-assuredOh no, I know a dirty word
We don't use it as much, but we do
Get loaded, can't feel it no more
She's mad as hell
And she don't take it no more
Can't believe it
Fell in love
Got love, you can't have it all
She's into you
― peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:01 (two years ago) link
Rofl
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:36 (two years ago) link
Sheets of empty canvasUntouched sheets of clayWere laid spread out before meAs her body once didAll five horizonsRevolved around her soulAs the earth to the sunNow the air I tasted and breathedHas taken a turn.
I watch her rise from the ground
Her feet step on my seeds.
If I could only take one wing
I would walk across the sky
With her I would fly.
Love, Robin
Tells the girl the story of Death
Who dances on her shoulders
Her hair and clothes stand on end
At the whisper of words.
The boy bursts into tears.
His lover is dead
She told him she would never die
She tells the boy she will never leave him.
The boy cries out in a wail
Because he loves her so
But love doesn't help
To cope with reality
And he is dead.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:42 (two years ago) link
Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take yaBermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mamaKey Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go
Las Vegas, hey baby mama
Buenos Aires, Espana, why don't we get started
Iceland, that's a dream come true
The Fiji islands, this one time I'm gonna call ya
The Maldives, let's not hold our breath
The Gambia, call me mama
Latvia, I want to show you off to the world
The Marshall Islands, didja hear about baby?
New Zealand, with that hottie
Costa Rica, let's call it a safari
Ukraine
― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:45 (two years ago) link
lol @ let's not hold our breath
― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:46 (two years ago) link
Ain't found a way to kill me yetEyes burn with stinging sweatSeems every path leads me to nowhereWife and kids, household petArmy green was no safe betThe bullets scream to me from somewhere close
Never really gave a flying fuck, to tell you the truth
Found it's a damn shit storm with no end in sight
"Cody and King?"
His Brother Sheldrick was brought up on the same distillery night
On the other side of town, where the scene was darker and deadlier
All the same. Cody had been holding his own
Grimy young soldier. He hadn't gotten used to the scars
And his hands hadn't gotten used to the blood
When their moms died, his world changed
Night on the water, it was down low
His father put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger
Blood rushed to his neck as he blinked
He said "there's too much regret in my soul"
But he was never able to quite piece the puzzle together
The chain gunning that pulled him from life into death
Was what finally put a halt to his story
Your eyes start to bleed
The tumor grows and it kills
Their hearts stop and their voices die
But they don't go to sleep
I took my time creeping up on them
Smoke on the bar gets thicker as I step closer
They never noticed I was there
I took out my rifle and pulled the trigger
Blood roared in my ears and took my breath away
If my brain got to much like my heart
It would fail me in the end
Cody's head crunched like a cheese cracker
The back of his head exploded like it was a melon
Laughing, a cold laugh
Choking back the blood he cried out
You thought it would make me smile
I'll tell you why I didn't
Your face is frozen and a statue
And nothing moves
I'll stare you down for as long as I can
I've seen it all.
The man slowly pushed her behind him
Only to turn and aim at Cody
A gun that seemed to come straight from the underworld
Jabs into the man's neck
The big man gave a little yelp of surprise
The bullet buried itself in his throat
And the dead man fell to his knees
He pulled the trigger and the man fell to the ground.
Cody scrambled for his own gun
Shotgun, his mind screamed. He grabbed it and turned
The man never got to see it, but the second he spun
The gun flew out of Cody's hands.
As the second man yelled in a gruff voice.
He pulled the trigger and Cody fell to the ground.
The two men stood over the boy, who was still holding the rifle.
Cody closed his eyes as his life left his body
Every day I go to bed dying
Every day I wake up to a gunshot wound
I did what I had to do
Just so you know
Cody closed his eyes as his life left his body.
A smile that showed all of their teeth
For them to hear, and that I'm alive
Still breathing in some way
Not in the normal sense of the word
But,
When I feel the cold metal press up against my hand
And when the pressure gets too much,
I look into the eyes of the man across the room
I tell him to give me another bullet
And he does
And I let the first man slip away
And kill the other
And then he kills me
And says "I knew you couldn't run"
I've been left with nothing.
The rifle and bullets
― peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link
^I had to keep pressing "generate text" on this one. It was like a cliffhanger every time it would stop in the middle of a sentence.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:01 (two years ago) link
The Kokomo one is all time.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:04 (two years ago) link
Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around, and hurt you
Never gonna call againI'm still here after all these years
I will always be in your heartEven when we're apart
You'll be in mineBefore you know it
I'll be too old for youIn a blink of an eye
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:07 (two years ago) link
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past deadI just need some place where I can lay my head"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"He just grinned and shook my hand, "no" was all he said
Take a load off FannyLet her rock 'n' rock herwhen she's weary I laid down
Grabbed ahold of her by the hair'Til she come to a restHer head, it was beat up from all that rockin'No such thing as too much rockin'
I looked up from the floor,She laid there all beautiful
― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
😬
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
― And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link
She came from GreeceShe had a thirst for knowledgeShe studied sculpture At St Martin's college
Never to be recognized
Her lovers were John Stratton Hawley, Sir Philip Sidney, Sir Thomas Browne
She drank tea with Gascoigne
Her last friend was W. W. Hurst
She believed in God
She had great faith in the benefits of tea
She died and left all her possessions to her dear friend
She was buried in
A Protestant Cemetery
― Piedie Gimbel, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link
That's where ICaught her eye
― ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 14:38 (two years ago) link