shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

300 grand for a doodle but what do i know i have fun being broke

tbf the posthumous Basquiat industry sorta skeeves me out but I’m not totally positive why.

because he lived and died predominantly in squalor, feared that he was becoming a token and is now being monetized for billionaires?

you're not wrong

i should say that's not really fair or accurate to his family or story: kinda more that he OPTED to live and die predominantly in squalor

it's kind of stupid but i visit his grave probably once every two weeks or so - more just because he's on one of my standard greenwood paths than because I'm obsessive - and I somehow feel like we've developed a relationship though nothing could be further from the truth

Hey forks, next time you run into that Leonard Bernatein, you tell him I'm still waiting on that $50 he owes me.

I hate typing on an iPad.

We see each other occasionally. They redid his spot about a year and a half ago.

xp actually in this universe it is spelled Bernatein

nananananananananananananananana BERNATIEN

shit that looks like a Reductress article but isn't

https://www.thecut.com/2021/04/a-q-and-a-with-the-man-who-keeps-uploading-my-feet-to-wikifeet.html

lol. that's a strangely compelling interview tbh.

I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary https://t.co/vobMA2IX6y pic.twitter.com/wpNmXXzgBK

— Orlando Sentinel (@orlandosentinel) April 23, 2021

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzrK6FAXEAMPVlr?format=jpg&name=small

Full disclosure: I am a Christian and a conservative Republican, so the people who run Disney and I do not see eye to eye.

Yeah, man, I'm gonna go ahead and say you didn't need this sentence. We got it.

see eye to eye.

he spent a year trying to get a death row inmate killed with expired drugs

abanana beat me to it, but...

In 2018, as an asst. DA in Las Vegas, Jonathan VanBoskerck, the adult who is mad that Disney World is "woke" now, fought to ensure Nevada carried out its first execution in 12 years despite concerns from the ACLU that the drug cocktail was unsafe.

Ultimately, a stay was granted. pic.twitter.com/kup3Q6z3f4

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) April 23, 2021

Goose flying upside down is simply showing off, say experts

https://wgme.com/news/offbeat/goose-flying-upside-down-is-simply-showing-off-say-experts

https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/19510480.st-helens-indie-punk-band-take-jab-pretentious-drinkers-latest-tongue-in-cheek-single

https://variety.com/2021/music/news/nirvana-baby-nevermind-lawsuit-1235048465

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2021/08/27/porn-collection-parents-pay-son/5618534001/

Just the headline:

'This new class of hot ocean worlds could support life'

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/26/world/hycean-planets-habitable-scn/index.html

xp lol at that porn story, but i'm kinda with the son on that one
... but that's ALOTTA porn

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/Screenshot_11437.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20200430054041

oops

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/7/71/Screenshot_11437.png

https://www.itv.com/news/central/2021-09-01/white-supremacist-sentenced-to-read-literary-classics

A young Nazi sympathiser who downloaded bomb-making instructions has been sentenced to read classic novels including 'Pride and Prejudice' instead.

https://www.westernmassnews.com/watch-cow-rescued-after-getting-stuck-in-tree/article_cc25f1b9-c637-5e2d-a760-2e53c53e2fdf.html

(Meredith) -- The "steaks" were high in Louisiana after a group of Good Samaritans rescued a trapped cow after Hurricane Ida.

During the massive storm, floodwaters became so intense that they carried the cow away, forcing the animal into a tree.

The cow -- which had some real beef with the tree -- was safely rescued and was over the moon when freed.

good on them for getting 2, uh, meaty puns into a 3 sentence article

really, uh, milking it

I Made a Literal Licorice Pizza. I Sort of Can’t Believe the Result.

Coldplay will stop making music in 2025.

Haha I totally thought there was something absurd about that headline, or that I was missing something

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-03-02/billionaire-wall-street-heir-william-peterffy-takes-esg-role-to-fix-capitalism

The URL doesn’t include the healing crystal of the headline unfortunately.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/12/ukraine-reveals-russian-warship-go-fuck-yourself-postage-stamp

Opinion: As a retired energy executive, I think Biden is to blame for high gas prices https://t.co/K6qU7XwAxw

— Houston Chronicle (@HoustonChron) March 16, 2022

As a Retired Serial Killer, I think Biden is to blame for the increase in crime

EPA won't regulate rocket fuel in drinking water

https://www.eenews.net/articles/epa-wont-regulate-rocket-fuel-in-drinking-water/

yay resistance

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/05/well/family/parental-burnout-symptoms.html

Netflix has greenlit "Squid Game: The Challenge,"a reality competition series based on the hit 2021 South Korean drama #SquidGame. https://t.co/jLTsOP476I pic.twitter.com/lkXqLE5NUW

— Variety (@Variety) June 14, 2022

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/13/uk-government-to-table-no-confidence-motion-in-itself

trying to prove how clean the water is:

https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/chandigarh/punjab-news-bhagwant-mann-hospital-admitted-stomach-ache-delhi-apollo-hospital-8042452/

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/24/chess-robot-grabs-and-breaks-finger-of-seven-year-old-opponent-moscow

Lol came to post that one.

innovative new strategy, will have to give it a try in my next game

“The robot broke the child’s finger,” Sergey Lazarev, president of the Moscow Chess Federation, told the TASS news agency after the incident, adding that the machine had played many previous exhibitions without upset. “This is of course bad.”

of course

Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo