anywhere but the champagne room tbh
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link
Even regular sex in a hot tub is a little strange, ime.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
Regular sex in any body of water not a shower or stall is impossible if you imitate the callisthenics in Hollywood films.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link
yeahhhh. also hot tubs are just gross imo.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link
Hungry4Protozoa
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
even the local swingers club doesn't allow sex in the hot tub area.
don't ask how i know.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link
I bet this never happened on the NRO cruise, mostly because participants were too busy berating the crew to get around to eating ass in public
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link
lol, berating attendants is basically sex to those people and the real thing is inaccessible to them anyway
― map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 15 March 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link
And I wouldn't be fond of swearing but when I do go at it, I go at it awful and very hard.
I do have 45 ‘cunts’ in about two hours. I'd have a smatter of ‘fucks’ then, and a maybe an old patter of ‘gobshite’.
And I'd go for probably, I'd have ten more anyway. And I'd get up the following morning and read back ilx and the husband would have the stern eye on.
And I'd go at it again. And there'd be no fucking stopping me. I'd take the shirt off any man's back. Bastards.
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:42 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link
gotta earn that username
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link
an early st patrick's felicitation
― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:23 (three years ago) link
xp ♥
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link
oh so i don't
― imago, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link
lj
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link
st patrick's fellatiation?
― imagine flagons (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:54 (three years ago) link
^^^i know i call excelsior dead ten times a twelvemonth but i reckon this might actually have done the job
― imago, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link
Lol failure phadraig
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:24 (three years ago) link
superb work mo chara
― Scamp Granada (gyac), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
you cant buy lingual like that cinnte
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:03 (three years ago) link
i think i like this one even better out of context:
At one point a very drunk guy stood up and yelled "OK BUT WHAT'S A GENITAL CAT????"― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Thursday, March 25, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 March 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link
I guess if you're comfortable dealing with Python packages, there are some QR generator packages.
― o. nate, Monday, 29 March 2021 21:20 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
i for one am super comfortable dealing with python packages
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 21:21 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Monday, 29 March 2021 23:32 (two years ago) link
"meanwhile the US is taking a nationalised approach to a public health matter for the first time in decades, and finding its way more efficient than the local and private bottlenecks once the vaccines arrive"What US is that?― the last unvaccinated motherfucker on earth (PBKR), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 Philadelphia is still in Phase 1A― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 xp yeah maybe thats how they do it in Upper Samaraland but here in the home of the brave we're still hanging out behind walgreens after closing time― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 ^^ sharpest line Lana Del Rey ever wrote― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Philadelphia is still in Phase 1A― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, March 31, 2021
xp yeah maybe thats how they do it in Upper Samaraland but here in the home of the brave we're still hanging out behind walgreens after closing time― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, March 31, 2021
^^ sharpest line Lana Del Rey ever wrote― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 31, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link
Did we figure out the Imperioli connection to all of this just yet?
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 14:40 (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Imperioli provides the hair curlers for Kev’s perm
― Position Position, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:13 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
imperioli is a known huge fan and i'm guessing he'd just heard the inside word about the reissues somehow
― ufo, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:15 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
MBV have entered their Imperioli phase
― jmm, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:17 (fifty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link
Something looks missing from bedpo- Oh. pic.twitter.com/EZPDFLHtLe— Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) March 29, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 2:23 PM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
i jumped a bit when the red pillow showed up, v unexpected
― eisimpleir (crüt), Wednesday, March 31, 2021 5:50 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Amazing level of aesthetic commitment
― jmm, Wednesday, March 31, 2021 5:54 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Schindler's Listing
― pplains, Wednesday, March 31, 2021 6:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
plus if gonzaga wins tonight, they go on to fight their true nemesis: king kong.
― voodoo chili, Monday, April 5, 2021 6:15 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― BrianB, Monday, 5 April 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link
lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link
Lil Yachty re: his like "My new bitch yellow / she blow that dick like a cello": "I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up."
― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Thursday, April 8, 2021 2:00 PM bookmarkflaglink
(also, he actually plays the clarinet)
― Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link
I am dead
― Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link
SILVIO: I don’t know, T. That digital looks pretty rough. Doesn’t sit right with me.
PAULIE (nodding): PD150. It’s to be expected.
TONY: Again with this shit. It’s an AESTHETIC DECISION!
― jammy mcnullity (wins), Friday, April 16, 2021 2:47 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink
do you have more of that written?
― rob, Friday, April 16, 2021 3:16 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 19 April 2021 17:42 (two years ago) link
From the SoM thread:
Adrenochrome just keeps getting better with age.― stirmonster, Thursday, April 22, 2021 9:39 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― stirmonster, Thursday, April 22, 2021 9:39 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
that’s not what I’ve heard
― JoeStork, Thursday, April 22, 2021 12:29 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― eisimpleir (crüt), Thursday, 22 April 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link
Haw :)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 23 April 2021 06:02 (two years ago) link
these celebrity leftists always have a few good takes, that's how they get you
― Left, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:30 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Why don't you fuck off and stop bringing everybody down, you miserable puritanical cunt?
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:54 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
in conclusion, Charlie Chaplin was a land of contrasts.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:55 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
killed me
― flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 April 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link
Would've extended the (already edited) sequence to cap off with:
eat shit
― Left, Saturday, April 24, 2021 1:34 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
fuck men
― avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 April 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link
(Re Bill and Melinda Gates divorce)
Their press release states that they will continue to run it together, so it seems probable that it will keep the name.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:38 AM bookmarkflaglink
who gets which hemisphere
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:47 AM bookmarkflaglink
which hemisphereWait, what are we talking about exactly?
― pomenitul, Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:51 AM bookmarkflaglink
Kennedy's brain
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:53 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link
Do we need a 'bands whose names are probably references to semen' thread? I think we almost certainly do.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:09 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
the jizz is on mary chain
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:11 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 01:25 (two years ago) link
My mum always says stupid is as stupid does
― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 4:56 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
She’s a fucking dimwit though
― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 4:56 AM (six hours ago)
― rob, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
I LOLed.
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link
I thought that was the pinefox at first. It would have been out of character, to say the least.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link
That’s the downside of parody screen names, innocent posters get associated with my orrible posts
― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
Life is like a box of chocolates: figuring out what's what requires a bit of reading
― rob, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
Dru Tat...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
1. Growlin' Dog2. Rockin' Rock3. The Eternity of Always4. Stairway to Tears of Rain in Heaven5. Hallucination Mountain6. Drummin' Sticks7. Headed for a Location8. When the Water Floods― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 6 May 2021 10:02 (two years ago) link
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 6 May 2021 10:24 (two years ago) link
call me old fashioned but i still think sweatpants (joggers are sweatpants) in public are only appropriate when you are going to or from the gym
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Friday, April 23, 2021 4:50 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
old fashioned
― lag∞n, Friday, April 23, 2021 7:33 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
why did I laff so hard, so long
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
not sure
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
probably best to ask a medical professional
― rob, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link
excited to read this mlb.com article
https://i.imgur.com/iBn1LcI.png
― yr local jerk, (Karl Malone), Thursday, May 13, 2021 11:16 AM (eleven minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink
Writer’s dad pumped for son’s first headline
― Michael F Gill, Thursday, May 13, 2021 11:19 AM (seven minutes ago)
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
baseball-related; no need to know anything about baseball
In a very deep field, that has to be one of the most Oniony non-Onion headlines I've ever seen.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 14 May 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
Why do so many people (billionaires) want to go to space?
Guillotines need gravity to work.
― BlackIronPrison, Monday, 7 June 2021 15:03 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link