Things You Just Don't Care About

T/S: cryptoteens vs petroteens

I worship the petrodollar

Quebec's so-called Fête nationale. Or any other openly nationalist holiday for that matter.

the snyder cut or zack snyder or his landfill output or the fucking mcu. actually i do care in that i would like to be made un-aware of it.

i actually want to have the film unmade.

#unreleasethesnydercut

#unrelease is a great word

Acai bowls

lol I irrationally hate açaí bowls

h8 superfood trends

I don't have the passion of hate, just complete indifference. I'm not even sure what they are, honestly. Is it like POM juice or something? I imagine it's tart.

they taste like purple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTivUBQq_Tw

Endless futzing with unexceptional-sounding indie records like they were the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

Every generation needs its Steve Hoffman.

conspiracy theories and cults

like i care about them inasmuch as they destroy people's lives and distort society but docs and podcasts about them aren't a part of my fucking media diet

i did watch seduced, it was well-made but i mostly wish i could shower it off of me

idk maybe my willful ignorance is bad but i just don't really want to talk about qanon or know anything about it ever

No you’re otm, it’s preposterous to even try to follow the outlines of conspiracy thinking if you’re not being rigorously academic about it. Infotainment about Q is like idk doing a roast of the protocols of the elders of Zion or something

I’m not big into interviews where people like re-live traumatic memories on camera while pensive piano plays

co-sign on conspiracy theories and cults. like how many times do you need to hear the same story over and over.

brimstead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fne4v_zBQs

Prince Philip

He doesn't care about you either

not anymore!

You can't prove that.

I don't care much about the Prince but his cargo cult on Tanna is kinda rad:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00444/news-graphics-2007-_444478a.jpg

Haredim

I have heard way too much about prince phillip today, I wish he would just go away forever.

Tramp Stamps

nobody cares about Tramp Stamps, we are discussing how much we don't care across three threads now

might write and record a parody of I'm Too Sexy to show how little I care

I don't care about tramp stamps,
don't care about tramp stamps,
or if they're industry plants
I don't care about greta van fleet
don't care about greta von fleet
don't even listen to led zeppelin
I don't care about prince phillip

OK you get the idea

I don't care about the tramps
Don't care about the stamps
Shut up the fuck up gramps

Mookie Wilson

Aw Mookie? But I take comfort in the fact that somewhere out there Mookie cares about dinosaurs and so somewhere they must be caring about him. And if they care about him then I can care about him.

otm

easy for you to say, you're completely mookieproof

fair

Only 95% efficacy though

foodstuff classification semantics

"is a taco a sandwich" neither of these things are anything. shut up

I would care more if it wasn't just crap junk food

Is Die Hard a Christmas sandwich?? Huh? PLEASE DEBATE

^that is def a personality type to avoid

Nice bit of sub-ILXposting

that's most of the posts in this thread

* (north american sports) drafts

***** mock drafts

************** 're-running' the drafts of previous years given all that has been learned since

Amen to that.
And to foodstuff classification. Yes please tell me once again how a deep dish pizza should be called a casserole not a pizza, as if it fucking matters.

ok *rolls up sleeves, pulls out flowchart*

I hold with Ian Bogost’s metaphysics of Sandwich Monism, the core principle of which is that everything is a sandwich.

GD, pretty sure most of the people opining on foodstuff classification don't actually think it matters. There's a difference between pretending to care, as an unserious piece of jovial banter, and caring.