Innocuous shit over which conservatives lose their shit

darkest response I saw to the new Lola Bunny was that this wasn't going to stop furries and the furry-adjacent from jerking it to her

Article transitions into weird fetish stuff halfway through

what a weird rabbit hole to go down

Tee-hee.

I wonder how many of these people also complained about Cuties

I know nothing matters, but there have to be a few conservatives at least slightly confused by the twin imperatives to lose their shit over both imaginary pedophiles and making cartoon characters less fuckable

These people definitely exist, all six of them.

McElligot's Pool

Is it as obscure as I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew?

I'm laughing my ass off at the sheer number of sad sacks crying over the loss of their favorite horny kid's cartoon characters

I never know how much of this is just trolling but it does seem like people are legitimately upset about this

Firt Mr. Potatohead's manhood was taken away and then their own.

wow that space jam article

once again i wish luke winkie's career had ended with the slideshow of the "40 hottest babes in tech" or whatever but there's impressive continuity from that to this

When we first met her, Lola was dressed in a pair of tight, thigh-hugging athletic shorts and a spunky crop top that accentuated her insane curves. She sauntered onto the basketball court shrouded in a burlesque silhouette, evoking a confused, hot shiver in 8 year olds around the country.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56381862
Amazon removes a transphobic book; gets a letter from four U.S. senators.

Among other questions, they asked: "Is this action part of a broader campaign against conservative material and voices on Amazon's platforms?"

If you have a blue checkmark and you’re currently spreading obviously hoax screenshots meant to deliberately and maliciously defame me, now would be a good time for you to lawyer up, because I need a new truck and would love nothing more than for you to be forced to pay for it.

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 13, 2021

Federalist guy is going to sue you for a zillion dollars because you posted the screenshot of his ‘mommy milky’ porn search.

Flags.

A helicopter flying over the neighbourhood

― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin)

Everyone hates this regardless of political alignment don't they?

haha losing it over mommy milky