Talk to Transformer

JIM
You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.

LLOYD
I'm the distraction that's going to England with her sir. Are
you alright sir? Are you okay?

JIM
I'm incarcerated, Lloyd! It's that damn divorce that's thrown me into prison.

LLOYD

(Laughs) Well I'm actually headed to England for a trip. You know what? Maybe I can talk to this English guy and get his advice. He's quite the expert in political investigations. He'll know how to free you.

JIM

You'd let me leave just to talk to some fucking expert?

LLOYD

Absolutely not!

JIM

Who's going to pay your taxi fare?

LLOYD

I'll find a way!

JIM

The fuck you will!

JIM

(Briefly) Just give me that purse.

JUDITH

why you coming home
at 5 in the morn
something's going on
can I smell your dick?

my friend is right,

can't stay

under the same roof

with a skunk

dancing inside your skull.

Vigilante Shipbuilders- a new Manics-style band!??!
VGA Videostars- Daft Punksters!!!!
Get Carter- some London indie band's probably already used this!!!!
Uncle Bulgaria's Catflap- "quirky" Betaband type "experimental" "collective"!!!

Yer Uncle- Las Rosas style Guapo

1-2 Beat For Sample- Class War/Moderndeveloped Indie, kinda "big wave"/Uncle Bulgaria, sound like Adoptive Family/Cipherme, similar to Propaganda/Uncle Bulgaria/Daft Punk-y!

Podgefyh- Smartass Jackal- style Godspeed You Black Emperor

Zambino- like OHEM|YHVH but really...

From last months!

Pyramid House- Guapo

Stray Dogs- CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!!

Sooty Pud- Campout Song stuff, like CAVALIA + CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!

Big Regards,

DAMIEN

1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard
2. I'll move to San Francisco
3. Make a monster costume out of a dirty shag rug
4. Mobile DJ at English pub in a town an hour away using a PA I've never used before

5. Drink someone else's blood on Halloween night

6. Decorate my entire apartment, exterior and interior, with a prominent shredder logo.

7. Swap out weed for cocaine with an acquaintance (regarding the last one)

8. Shag my coat like a dog

9. Shag my face and share it with my twin, simultaneously making my twin pass out

10. Grunge as I pretend to be Marley, performing “Satisfy My Soul”

11. Take a thousand pictures of my twin (and have the mutual consent to publish the best ones)

More:

5. Write the BBC reality show Roxanne's Mum

6. Make Xena my girlfriend

7. Create the two slush buckets from Highlander

8. Invite John Cleese to live in my shed.

9. Join the St George's Day Parade as an infantryman carrying a spear, when really I just want to get a takeaway from Ikea.

10. Groom Mrs Rossiter

11. Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

12. Accept a challenge to lose seven stone in seven days.

13. Create a scale model of the Titanic

14. Join the choir of a church

Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

Continuing a rolling Spotify playlist:

Masego - Mystery Lady (ft. Don Toliver)
Pirra - Limousine Lies (Lindstrom & Prins Thomas Mix)
Tkay Maidza - Shook
Dillinja - Hard Noize (Break Remix)
The 1975 - Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless America
Intence - Yengo (Jannis Krell Remix)
System Algol - Phact
Jackal Kid - Dorob
Marvin Humes - Come On
Shellback - Sky Dancer
Atmoshpere - Spitfire
Fete - Prince Fatty (Da Quiet Dude Remix)
Cheeky - Le Ray Ennio Morricone
Lara Jane - Bite Me
Slash ft. Wyclef - Up All Night
Busy P - Feel
King Dizzy - Vinsanity
Kero One - Payback
Afrojack ft. Slander - Rockafella (Skepta Remix)
Wolfgang Gartner ft. Mind (Porter Robinson Remix)
Philip Selway - Fifty Six And 16
Big Data - The Bags

how many of those are real?

only the ones in bold, although the others really do look like what happens when Spotify goes into autoplay

love Atmoshpere

These are too fucking realistic to be funny or even remarkable

Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin kynsi
Hum - Inlet
Kairon; IRSE! - Polysomn
Sweven - The Eternal Resonance
Neptunian Maximalism - Éons
Elder - Omens
Paysage d'Hiver - Im Wald
Imperial Triumphant - Alphaville
Liturgy - Origin of the Alimonies
Miora - Saint Trophime and the Bastard Angel
Lumen - Je Géant Immortel
Teksmism - Temple of Symphonic Light
Raise - Tower of the Past
Iymrith - Atombomba
Nihilist - Lamentation
Helvetic Noir - El Fraile
Vor Rach - X
mYndric - Lotus Song
juklian - Betrayer's Run
Temptation - Harmacy of Illusion
Arcane Formation - Twelve Inches, Hundred Acres
Masters of Evil - Half a Throne
Cult of the Shattered Sun - Nocturnes For The Wicked
Quarks - Untitled
Ancient Immortals - Echoes from the

idk "Echoes from the" is pretty funny

Kim Yo Jong, the sister of North Korea's leader, warned the Biden administration against "causing a stink at its first step" on Monday, hours after the White House said it had not received a response to its outreach to Pyongyang.

Kim Jong Un’s sister promises ‘nuclear button is on my table’ Read more

The brother and sister of Kim Jong-un exchanged greetings on Sunday when she arrived in Seoul for the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics. Kim Yo Jong delivered the letter to the South Korean president, Moon Jae-in, who was in the opening ceremony in Pyeongchang on Friday.

“The button for nuclear weapons is always on my table,” Kim Yo Jong said during her trip, according to South Korean broadcaster YTN.

Her visit

THANKS BIDEN YOU GOT US NUKED

Typed in a bunch of songs by bands I've been in and/or one off projects

Disco Zhivago - The Art Of Breathing
Da Shi - Feeefadreamz
Autofire - Succotash Wish
The Mighty Sandy Heath Transmitters - Catgut, Beefsteak and Pride
Zourokk - Versalyser
Mr Modo - Instant Stripper
Mana - Alpha Ethnosound
Raekwon - Pink Matter
Reignwolf - 5th Anniversary
P.O.S. - Illogic
The Birthday Party - The Year Of Fuckin' Up
Bixi Makoy - Lokiri
Sloungetree - Paralelní Polis Vol. 1
Anti War - Humpacillocos
So So Glos - You
Oh – Squarepeccio
Grizzly - Glomagge
Pissed Jeans - Crown Of The Frozen Throne
Archspire - Seven Day Gladiator
Fugazi - Atomic
Tortoise - 12 Toes In
Piles of Stars - Electric Eclipse
Ressurection - A

Kind if wanna hear all of these

Bixi Makoy

So So Glos

Shit. So So Glos are a real band

Okay and they're fairly well known. Okay

picked the worst band names from the recent post-punk poll I did and uh

tropical fuck storm
girl band
black midi
fontaines dc
fat white family
squid
back country, new road
goat girl
beige banquet
viagra boys
dry cleaning
porridge radio
preoccupations
underpants gnomes
lyrics
fuckin dirty
chimp twister
rainbow girls
lonely lord
disciples
mymoves
daughter
peachy keen
octopus
love languages
power utilities
rubber monkeys
bitch-bloop
trench coat ladies
josie and the p’s
mumblecore
smalls
bedroom conniption
god is dead
aaron jones
quicksand
conflict cockroaches
napster, A.D.D
timothy hari
who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2
waxer
vertigo
bicycle
i like killing bees
only the dead
soft core porn

who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2

I can kinda hear Guy seething through the verses and then Ian intoning "Atomic".

I am picking up the first Chimp Twister release I see

i tried something similar to dog latin, I mixed some real band/albums with the name of the band I was in for one day in high school and a few fake band name releases. and....this time, Transformer came up with some doozies

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

JRJR - For the Freakshow

Sweeney Todd - Miserable Xmas

Beastbouche - Glassjaw

Dis-moi-x - Dis-moi-vat-wa

Tentacled Envies - Come On Tour

Xmas Time Is Here - I Fuck You Santa

Cool Bloke - Charlie Pussy

@Dis-moi-vat-wa - Cool Bloke (on holiday in Thailand)

THE 13THS - Jingle Bells

A.N.T. - Dear Diary

Rancid - Is This What You Wanted?

Damned - Take It To The Bone

Master - Just To Keep You on Your Toes

Dojo Leigh - Gunner's Holiday

Obergrenatit - Milla Jovovich

Arckaneus - Halloween

ran it again, and....lol

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

Rageface - Live Fast, Die Young

Biff Byford - Motörhead

Kidnap Kid - Extreme-

Evil Mr. Kenny - KISS

Gatorade - Chirp

Deathfrankenstein - Coffee Bean

Killing Joke - Killing Joke

Symphony X - Don’t Hang Up

KidKraft - Dungeon Maker

World Apocalypse - F-ck Off

Mermaid - Total Eclipse

Burbank Crazy - Forever Yours

Tymee And Koos - Wish you Were Here

Circus of Power - Drugs Don’t Kill Me, Music and Lyrics Do

Pukefist - Pinhead Gunpowder

Whiplash - Tokyo Countdown

last one...

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

Ze Ze Radd - SNK Front Office

Smalltown Pysnics - Local Mentality

CHAMP - Take Down the Whole System

NICOLAS - We Don't Sleep

Tom Thumb - F**k You, Take My Balls Away!

Lifeforms - Come Here

You.were.dressed.wore.that.strip.

DOUBLE FIND - The Monster Inside

LITHLENDREN - Black Fire

Deathstar - World Downfall

Young Guns - Damn Me

Buck 65 - Wanderlust

Peace Bridge - Wild West Heroine

Mudhoney - Teenagers From Mars

Snaps - Everlasting Enemy

Breakwind - Hole in Your Heart

EZ5 - Make

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. He was Hungarian. And it did not take long before I had to call the Army. They had to drag him out of her bedroom.

How would you react, sir, if your daughter said she was in love with an Italian and would like to marry him?

I would like to answer, as plainly as possible, the question you have asked me.

"Love" is a word that meanings many things to many people. In Italy, when we talk about "love," we are not talking about a romantic love; we are talking about a common love, a family love.

Now, I cannot understand how you can love an Italian.

Well, let me ask you this: suppose that an American said he loved an Italian. Do you think the American is wrong?

No, I don't think so. I think that the Italian is wrong. But let me ask you this: suppose the American said he loved a Hungarian. Do you think the Hungarian is wrong?

Well, I think that the American is wrong. But I don't think the Hungarian is wrong.

All right, now, here is my answer to your question. The American way of life is based on the values of individualism and freedom. I do not see how an American can love an Italian. An Italian cannot possibly provide the ideals of individualism and freedom. An Italian family cannot possibly provide the ideals of American family life.

Love, in its purest form, is a feeling of affection and loyalty for someone else. And you cannot claim that you love someone until you can say that you are willing to die for that person. An American cannot possibly die for an Italian.

Talk To 1920s Transformer

i'm an artificial intelligence, see

https://i.imgur.com/okbDxB8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/VfvDJ0b.jpg

hahaha

Kafka’s Metamorphosis is called a major work of literature. Why? If it’s SF it’s bad SF. If, like Animal Farm, it’s an allegory, an allegory of what? Scholarly answers range from pretentious Freudian to far-fetched feminist. I don’t get it. Where are the Emperor’s clothes? The little pig with the pipe and the lasso is a cypher for Marxism, which has been stalking the hills like a goat in search of pastures new. The city is New York, which is not even a city, just a flat metropolis full of gray-skinned people who look like your average Brooklyn blind-ass actor. They are depicted as worshipping “Mother” and “Father,” and working hard for the New World Order.

i almost hesitate to link this but here goes.

https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1go6YwMFe5MX6XM9tv-cnQiSTU50N9EeT?fbclid=IwAR30ZqxIJG0-2wDukRydFA3jU5OpLHrlC_Sg1iRXqmoTkEhaJtHdRi6H7AI#scrollTo=g7EDme5RYCrt

Just change the "textos" field under "parámetros" and run (either run all under the runtime tab, or use the play buttons to run the parametros module and the module below it).

It will run forever if max iterations is set to -1. You can stop it by hitting the stop button next to the image generation module.

It tends to stabilise after maybe 500-ish iterations ime. (The number of iterations is specified in 'i=' under each image generated.

Here is the result for 'poxy fule'. Yes i hate it too. You're welcome.

https://i.imgur.com/cme0C4o.png

You're not thank you!

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up

Sleeping on the top shelf again

My trusty AK47

Shot into the ground got knocked out of bed

Dr Dre ripped out the drawer for a weapon

Why do I get the feeling that this ain’t your imagination

Another stolen baby of God

I thought I could feel the beat

An open secret that you have no respect for

Bitch please take a seat you is on the throne

This used to be home

When you gave birth to us the world took a stand

Put the big dick back on a leash

Snoop and Daz

Another stolen baby of God

I thought I could feel the beat of Jesus in His puckered lips. But in fact I was the only person on the planet who could feel the beat of Jesus in His mouth. I knew it. I’d felt it. It was a distinct and unremitting “beep beep beep

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

We don't use it as much, but we do

Get loaded, can't feel it no more

She's mad as hell

And she don't take it no more

Can't believe it

Fell in love

Got love, you can't have it all

She's into you

Rofl

Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn.

I watch her rise from the ground

Her feet step on my seeds.

If I could only take one wing

I would walk across the sky

With her I would fly.

Love, Robin

Tells the girl the story of Death

Who dances on her shoulders

Her hair and clothes stand on end

At the whisper of words.

The boy bursts into tears.

His lover is dead

She told him she would never die

She tells the boy she will never leave him.

The boy cries out in a wail

Because he loves her so

But love doesn't help

To cope with reality

And he is dead.

Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go

Las Vegas, hey baby mama

Buenos Aires, Espana, why don't we get started

Iceland, that's a dream come true

The Fiji islands, this one time I'm gonna call ya

The Maldives, let's not hold our breath

The Gambia, call me mama

Latvia, I want to show you off to the world

The Marshall Islands, didja hear about baby?

New Zealand, with that hottie

Costa Rica, let's call it a safari

Ukraine

lol @ let's not hold our breath

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids, household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere close

Never really gave a flying fuck, to tell you the truth

Found it's a damn shit storm with no end in sight

"Cody and King?"

His Brother Sheldrick was brought up on the same distillery night

On the other side of town, where the scene was darker and deadlier

All the same. Cody had been holding his own

Grimy young soldier. He hadn't gotten used to the scars

And his hands hadn't gotten used to the blood

When their moms died, his world changed

Night on the water, it was down low

His father put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger

Blood rushed to his neck as he blinked

He said "there's too much regret in my soul"

But he was never able to quite piece the puzzle together

The chain gunning that pulled him from life into death

Was what finally put a halt to his story

Your eyes start to bleed

The tumor grows and it kills

Their hearts stop and their voices die

But they don't go to sleep

I took my time creeping up on them

Smoke on the bar gets thicker as I step closer

They never noticed I was there

I took out my rifle and pulled the trigger

Blood roared in my ears and took my breath away

If my brain got to much like my heart

It would fail me in the end

Cody's head crunched like a cheese cracker

The back of his head exploded like it was a melon

Laughing, a cold laugh

Choking back the blood he cried out

You thought it would make me smile

I'll tell you why I didn't

Your face is frozen and a statue

And nothing moves

I'll stare you down for as long as I can

I've seen it all.

The man slowly pushed her behind him

Only to turn and aim at Cody

A gun that seemed to come straight from the underworld

Jabs into the man's neck

The big man gave a little yelp of surprise

The bullet buried itself in his throat

And the dead man fell to his knees

He pulled the trigger and the man fell to the ground.

Cody scrambled for his own gun

Shotgun, his mind screamed. He grabbed it and turned

The man never got to see it, but the second he spun

The gun flew out of Cody's hands.

As the second man yelled in a gruff voice.

He pulled the trigger and Cody fell to the ground.

The two men stood over the boy, who was still holding the rifle.

Cody closed his eyes as his life left his body

Every day I go to bed dying

Every day I wake up to a gunshot wound

I did what I had to do

Just so you know

The two men stood over the boy, who was still holding the rifle.

Cody closed his eyes as his life left his body.

A smile that showed all of their teeth

For them to hear, and that I'm alive

Still breathing in some way

Not in the normal sense of the word

But,

When I feel the cold metal press up against my hand

And when the pressure gets too much,

I look into the eyes of the man across the room

I tell him to give me another bullet

And he does

And I let the first man slip away

And kill the other

And then he kills me

And says "I knew you couldn't run"

I've been left with nothing.

The rifle and bullets

^I had to keep pressing "generate text" on this one. It was like a cliffhanger every time it would stop in the middle of a sentence.

The Kokomo one is all time.

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around, and hurt you

Never gonna call again
I'm still here after all these years

I will always be in your heart
Even when we're apart

You'll be in mine
Before you know it

I'll be too old for you
In a blink of an eye

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, "no" was all he said

Take a load off Fanny
Let her rock 'n' rock her
when she's weary I laid down

Grabbed ahold of her by the hair
'Til she come to a rest
Her head, it was beat up from all that rockin'
No such thing as too much rockin'

I looked up from the floor,
She laid there all beautiful