Talk to Transformer

https://www.c-span.org/video/?509520-1/york-governor-cuomo-apologizes-actions-resign

YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ME KISSING PEOPLE. IT IS MY USUAL AND CUSTOMARY WAY OF GREETING. YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE WATCHED ME FOR FOR MORE YEARS THAN I CAN TO REMEMBER. IT WAS MY FATHER'S WAY OF GREETING PEOPLE. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE AND REACH OUT TO THEM. I KISS AND HUG LEGISLATORS. I WAS AT AN EVENT IN QUEENS THE OTHER DAY AND DRESSED UP AS A QUEEN. I SPOKE ABOUT IMPROVIZING MEASURES FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES. OF ALL THE PEOPLE I MADE COME OVER TO ME AND TALK TO ME, ONE WAS A SENATOR WHO IS A COUNSELOR AND WORKS WITH PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES.

DRESSED UP LIKE A QUEEN, YOU'RE AT AN EVENT FOR YOURSELVES. BECAUSE YOU ARE PROUD. BECAUSE YOU HAVE WORKED SO HARD. THAT IS WHAT I AM, PROUD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF AND BECAUSE I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY LIFE AND MYSELF. I LIKE TO HUG AND KISS MY FRIENDS.

next question?

, I would groan, and follow that groan to the kitchen

this is world class prose.

Yeah, I liked that.

That whole thing is almost too well written to believe

a 'blind squirrel finds nut' event or to use a different cliche, monkey with a Markov chain finally types Shakespeare.

Transformer has gotten too good recently, it’s not as funny.

Adrian Chiles though.

Some other account of self which isn't captured by any of these options is that X is a named entity of not m arbitrary variable set , which I think is what I meant to convey.

Ok, so here's the slightly surprising thing.

The fix

As I've said, my first stab at it was wrong, so I'm going to look at something else.

Here's a comment around line 111 from section 7.4.9.2 of the original source. It starts as a strict subset of

Does not commute with pure laziness (nor with partial laziness) and is left unchanged when scalar is partial and lazy: ( ... ) ( self = pure (

JIM
You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.

LLOYD
I'm the distraction that's going to England with her sir. Are
you alright sir? Are you okay?

JIM
I'm incarcerated, Lloyd! It's that damn divorce that's thrown me into prison.

LLOYD

(Laughs) Well I'm actually headed to England for a trip. You know what? Maybe I can talk to this English guy and get his advice. He's quite the expert in political investigations. He'll know how to free you.

JIM

You'd let me leave just to talk to some fucking expert?

LLOYD

Absolutely not!

JIM

Who's going to pay your taxi fare?

LLOYD

I'll find a way!

JIM

The fuck you will!

JIM

(Briefly) Just give me that purse.

JUDITH

why you coming home
at 5 in the morn
something's going on
can I smell your dick?

my friend is right,

can't stay

under the same roof

with a skunk

dancing inside your skull.

Vigilante Shipbuilders- a new Manics-style band!??!
VGA Videostars- Daft Punksters!!!!
Get Carter- some London indie band's probably already used this!!!!
Uncle Bulgaria's Catflap- "quirky" Betaband type "experimental" "collective"!!!

Yer Uncle- Las Rosas style Guapo

1-2 Beat For Sample- Class War/Moderndeveloped Indie, kinda "big wave"/Uncle Bulgaria, sound like Adoptive Family/Cipherme, similar to Propaganda/Uncle Bulgaria/Daft Punk-y!

Podgefyh- Smartass Jackal- style Godspeed You Black Emperor

Zambino- like OHEM|YHVH but really...

From last months!

Pyramid House- Guapo

Stray Dogs- CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!!

Sooty Pud- Campout Song stuff, like CAVALIA + CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!

Big Regards,

DAMIEN

1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard
2. I'll move to San Francisco
3. Make a monster costume out of a dirty shag rug
4. Mobile DJ at English pub in a town an hour away using a PA I've never used before

5. Drink someone else's blood on Halloween night

6. Decorate my entire apartment, exterior and interior, with a prominent shredder logo.

7. Swap out weed for cocaine with an acquaintance (regarding the last one)

8. Shag my coat like a dog

9. Shag my face and share it with my twin, simultaneously making my twin pass out

10. Grunge as I pretend to be Marley, performing “Satisfy My Soul”

11. Take a thousand pictures of my twin (and have the mutual consent to publish the best ones)

More:

5. Write the BBC reality show Roxanne's Mum

6. Make Xena my girlfriend

7. Create the two slush buckets from Highlander

8. Invite John Cleese to live in my shed.

9. Join the St George's Day Parade as an infantryman carrying a spear, when really I just want to get a takeaway from Ikea.

10. Groom Mrs Rossiter

11. Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

12. Accept a challenge to lose seven stone in seven days.

13. Create a scale model of the Titanic

14. Join the choir of a church

Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

Continuing a rolling Spotify playlist:

Masego - Mystery Lady (ft. Don Toliver)
Pirra - Limousine Lies (Lindstrom & Prins Thomas Mix)
Tkay Maidza - Shook
Dillinja - Hard Noize (Break Remix)
The 1975 - Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless America
Intence - Yengo (Jannis Krell Remix)
System Algol - Phact
Jackal Kid - Dorob
Marvin Humes - Come On
Shellback - Sky Dancer
Atmoshpere - Spitfire
Fete - Prince Fatty (Da Quiet Dude Remix)
Cheeky - Le Ray Ennio Morricone
Lara Jane - Bite Me
Slash ft. Wyclef - Up All Night
Busy P - Feel
King Dizzy - Vinsanity
Kero One - Payback
Afrojack ft. Slander - Rockafella (Skepta Remix)
Wolfgang Gartner ft. Mind (Porter Robinson Remix)
Philip Selway - Fifty Six And 16
Big Data - The Bags

how many of those are real?

only the ones in bold, although the others really do look like what happens when Spotify goes into autoplay

love Atmoshpere

These are too fucking realistic to be funny or even remarkable

Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin kynsi
Hum - Inlet
Kairon; IRSE! - Polysomn
Sweven - The Eternal Resonance
Neptunian Maximalism - Éons
Elder - Omens
Paysage d'Hiver - Im Wald
Imperial Triumphant - Alphaville
Liturgy - Origin of the Alimonies
Miora - Saint Trophime and the Bastard Angel
Lumen - Je Géant Immortel
Teksmism - Temple of Symphonic Light
Raise - Tower of the Past
Iymrith - Atombomba
Nihilist - Lamentation
Helvetic Noir - El Fraile
Vor Rach - X
mYndric - Lotus Song
juklian - Betrayer's Run
Temptation - Harmacy of Illusion
Arcane Formation - Twelve Inches, Hundred Acres
Masters of Evil - Half a Throne
Cult of the Shattered Sun - Nocturnes For The Wicked
Quarks - Untitled
Ancient Immortals - Echoes from the

idk "Echoes from the" is pretty funny

Kim Yo Jong, the sister of North Korea's leader, warned the Biden administration against "causing a stink at its first step" on Monday, hours after the White House said it had not received a response to its outreach to Pyongyang.

Kim Jong Un’s sister promises ‘nuclear button is on my table’ Read more

The brother and sister of Kim Jong-un exchanged greetings on Sunday when she arrived in Seoul for the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics. Kim Yo Jong delivered the letter to the South Korean president, Moon Jae-in, who was in the opening ceremony in Pyeongchang on Friday.

“The button for nuclear weapons is always on my table,” Kim Yo Jong said during her trip, according to South Korean broadcaster YTN.

Her visit

THANKS BIDEN YOU GOT US NUKED

Typed in a bunch of songs by bands I've been in and/or one off projects

Disco Zhivago - The Art Of Breathing
Da Shi - Feeefadreamz
Autofire - Succotash Wish
The Mighty Sandy Heath Transmitters - Catgut, Beefsteak and Pride
Zourokk - Versalyser
Mr Modo - Instant Stripper
Mana - Alpha Ethnosound
Raekwon - Pink Matter
Reignwolf - 5th Anniversary
P.O.S. - Illogic
The Birthday Party - The Year Of Fuckin' Up
Bixi Makoy - Lokiri
Sloungetree - Paralelní Polis Vol. 1
Anti War - Humpacillocos
So So Glos - You
Oh – Squarepeccio
Grizzly - Glomagge
Pissed Jeans - Crown Of The Frozen Throne
Archspire - Seven Day Gladiator
Fugazi - Atomic
Tortoise - 12 Toes In
Piles of Stars - Electric Eclipse
Ressurection - A

Kind if wanna hear all of these

Bixi Makoy

So So Glos

Shit. So So Glos are a real band

Okay and they're fairly well known. Okay

picked the worst band names from the recent post-punk poll I did and uh

tropical fuck storm
girl band
black midi
fontaines dc
fat white family
squid
back country, new road
goat girl
beige banquet
viagra boys
dry cleaning
porridge radio
preoccupations
underpants gnomes
lyrics
fuckin dirty
chimp twister
rainbow girls
lonely lord
disciples
mymoves
daughter
peachy keen
octopus
love languages
power utilities
rubber monkeys
bitch-bloop
trench coat ladies
josie and the p’s
mumblecore
smalls
bedroom conniption
god is dead
aaron jones
quicksand
conflict cockroaches
napster, A.D.D
timothy hari
who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2
waxer
vertigo
bicycle
i like killing bees
only the dead
soft core porn

who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2

I can kinda hear Guy seething through the verses and then Ian intoning "Atomic".

I am picking up the first Chimp Twister release I see

i tried something similar to dog latin, I mixed some real band/albums with the name of the band I was in for one day in high school and a few fake band name releases. and....this time, Transformer came up with some doozies

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

JRJR - For the Freakshow

Sweeney Todd - Miserable Xmas

Beastbouche - Glassjaw

Dis-moi-x - Dis-moi-vat-wa

Tentacled Envies - Come On Tour

Xmas Time Is Here - I Fuck You Santa

Cool Bloke - Charlie Pussy

@Dis-moi-vat-wa - Cool Bloke (on holiday in Thailand)

THE 13THS - Jingle Bells

A.N.T. - Dear Diary

Rancid - Is This What You Wanted?

Damned - Take It To The Bone

Master - Just To Keep You on Your Toes

Dojo Leigh - Gunner's Holiday

Obergrenatit - Milla Jovovich

Arckaneus - Halloween

ran it again, and....lol

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

Rageface - Live Fast, Die Young

Biff Byford - Motörhead

Kidnap Kid - Extreme-

Evil Mr. Kenny - KISS

Gatorade - Chirp

Deathfrankenstein - Coffee Bean

Killing Joke - Killing Joke

Symphony X - Don’t Hang Up

KidKraft - Dungeon Maker

World Apocalypse - F-ck Off

Mermaid - Total Eclipse

Burbank Crazy - Forever Yours

Tymee And Koos - Wish you Were Here

Circus of Power - Drugs Don’t Kill Me, Music and Lyrics Do

Pukefist - Pinhead Gunpowder

Whiplash - Tokyo Countdown

last one...

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

Ze Ze Radd - SNK Front Office

Smalltown Pysnics - Local Mentality

CHAMP - Take Down the Whole System

NICOLAS - We Don't Sleep

Tom Thumb - F**k You, Take My Balls Away!

Lifeforms - Come Here

You.were.dressed.wore.that.strip.

DOUBLE FIND - The Monster Inside

LITHLENDREN - Black Fire

Deathstar - World Downfall

Young Guns - Damn Me

Buck 65 - Wanderlust

Peace Bridge - Wild West Heroine

Mudhoney - Teenagers From Mars

Snaps - Everlasting Enemy

Breakwind - Hole in Your Heart

EZ5 - Make

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. He was Hungarian. And it did not take long before I had to call the Army. They had to drag him out of her bedroom.

How would you react, sir, if your daughter said she was in love with an Italian and would like to marry him?

I would like to answer, as plainly as possible, the question you have asked me.

"Love" is a word that meanings many things to many people. In Italy, when we talk about "love," we are not talking about a romantic love; we are talking about a common love, a family love.

Now, I cannot understand how you can love an Italian.

Well, let me ask you this: suppose that an American said he loved an Italian. Do you think the American is wrong?

No, I don't think so. I think that the Italian is wrong. But let me ask you this: suppose the American said he loved a Hungarian. Do you think the Hungarian is wrong?

Well, I think that the American is wrong. But I don't think the Hungarian is wrong.

All right, now, here is my answer to your question. The American way of life is based on the values of individualism and freedom. I do not see how an American can love an Italian. An Italian cannot possibly provide the ideals of individualism and freedom. An Italian family cannot possibly provide the ideals of American family life.

Love, in its purest form, is a feeling of affection and loyalty for someone else. And you cannot claim that you love someone until you can say that you are willing to die for that person. An American cannot possibly die for an Italian.

Talk To 1920s Transformer

i'm an artificial intelligence, see

https://i.imgur.com/okbDxB8.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/VfvDJ0b.jpg

hahaha

Kafka’s Metamorphosis is called a major work of literature. Why? If it’s SF it’s bad SF. If, like Animal Farm, it’s an allegory, an allegory of what? Scholarly answers range from pretentious Freudian to far-fetched feminist. I don’t get it. Where are the Emperor’s clothes? The little pig with the pipe and the lasso is a cypher for Marxism, which has been stalking the hills like a goat in search of pastures new. The city is New York, which is not even a city, just a flat metropolis full of gray-skinned people who look like your average Brooklyn blind-ass actor. They are depicted as worshipping “Mother” and “Father,” and working hard for the New World Order.

i almost hesitate to link this but here goes.

https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1go6YwMFe5MX6XM9tv-cnQiSTU50N9EeT?fbclid=IwAR30ZqxIJG0-2wDukRydFA3jU5OpLHrlC_Sg1iRXqmoTkEhaJtHdRi6H7AI#scrollTo=g7EDme5RYCrt

Just change the "textos" field under "parámetros" and run (either run all under the runtime tab, or use the play buttons to run the parametros module and the module below it).

It will run forever if max iterations is set to -1. You can stop it by hitting the stop button next to the image generation module.

It tends to stabilise after maybe 500-ish iterations ime. (The number of iterations is specified in 'i=' under each image generated.

Here is the result for 'poxy fule'. Yes i hate it too. You're welcome.

https://i.imgur.com/cme0C4o.png

You're not thank you!

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up

Sleeping on the top shelf again

My trusty AK47

Shot into the ground got knocked out of bed

Dr Dre ripped out the drawer for a weapon

Why do I get the feeling that this ain’t your imagination

Another stolen baby of God

I thought I could feel the beat

An open secret that you have no respect for

Bitch please take a seat you is on the throne

This used to be home

When you gave birth to us the world took a stand

Put the big dick back on a leash

Snoop and Daz

Another stolen baby of God

I thought I could feel the beat of Jesus in His puckered lips. But in fact I was the only person on the planet who could feel the beat of Jesus in His mouth. I knew it. I’d felt it. It was a distinct and unremitting “beep beep beep

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

We don't use it as much, but we do

Get loaded, can't feel it no more

She's mad as hell

And she don't take it no more

Can't believe it

Fell in love

Got love, you can't have it all

She's into you