Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Nice messy goal u love to score it

'fuckit, four up top' paying off i see

Well its nothing like that, sir

More a famous five tbh

This is good, imo.

what a baler

that was a fabulous move actually

Amazing from reguilon tbh, everything else as ought be

Good fencing this

Both handling that, cannot be a pen

It was a pen

And it has been noted

this is why the world watches the Prem

Feel like boring Utd-Chelsea stalemates have been stinking up Sunday PMs for years at this point, pure distilled Sunday evening ennui

Glenn Roeder's died sadly, didn't realise he was already 65 but he'd had cancer

Fuck

Liverpool very, very lucky.

such terrible defending on that City goal.

Wolves barely able to maintain possession, which ya, is kinda expected, which y'know maybe why it's bad to concede an early goal on the road!

Can we just declare City champions for life and let everyone else play normal football for 2nd every year? Call it the Court of Arbitration for Sport Lifetime Achievement Award

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

BACK
PASS!

it like takes some crazy QBert manuevering just to get the ball past midfield, idk what an actual shot on goal would require at this point

lol @ iffy offside call but once again, it was called on field and not a result of VAR

GODDAMMIT i missed the goal? lost my feed while it happened. what happened?

Oh god my eyes

Only caught the first half, there wasnt a lot on show apart from eze

That's never a red for jagielka, let alone var upgrading it from yellow ffs

Holy shit those are different guys managing those two teams, i think that literally just clicked

This leak out of newcastle is beautiful fuckin stuff

'SHAG' trending. Spurs now a big team

BALK or nothin

🎶 We got SHAG up front, SHITE in defence🎶

— 🇸🇪 (@axelthfc) March 4, 2021

Genuinely awful backline, particularly the full backs but sanchez needs all the help he can get else its disaster

Twice kane has tried to pull his own legs into his arsehole when touched. Not great.

A buttmeg

There’s a gentlemen’s agreement to grimace and say ‘not sure there was contact’ rather than point out his diving.

I think there was, each time, and he dived each time

Pretty poor first half performance, especially in how rattled we look by their running at us

They obv have nothing in front of their back four which may yet get us a second

Doherty and sanchez a horrific right side of defence, the former has stood like a post every time robinson has run at him

seen this game before

Shambles at the back, just totally disinterested in doing anything that would make concession less likely

Not looking great going forward in the second half either.

Sanchez just let lookman over his shoulder for about the tenth time, we get away with it and lloris passes it straight into trouble again

What is this

Jesus the attempts at "killer ball" have been absolutely pathetic this half

Abysmal.

seen this game before

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newcastle hilariously doomed

oh god that's pathetic

Stupid law goes in Spurs favour for once.

Given them ten minutes and they’ll get another though.

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Fuck's sake. Keeping this on ice for any future instance of Newcastle edging toward the relegation zone

fulham almost viscerally better at football than spurs

I don’t think Spurs have completed a pass successfully in the last five minutes.

This is vomitous

We look to be a few men down, just nowhere

Lamela has played more football in 5 minutes than the rest of them combined all game