Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Gerrard has to manage Liverpool at some point surely?

it probably would be a popular appointment with a certain section of the numpts that phone 606, but my scouser friend is not amused.

It would maybe be best for all of us overall to get Gerrard and Terry "out of the way" fairly early on, we've ripped the Lamps plaster off already and come out stronger for it

I'm sure lots of 'pool fans want Gerrard nowhere near the job but they don't run the club.

it probably wouldn't be as popular as the second coming of King Kenny

Kenny replaced hodgson tho

probably a sign of my own detachment but am a bit surprised at how seriously fans are taking this season. 4 defeats in a row at home in front of a full anfield would be crisis time sure, but this doesn't feel like the same thing. I dunno.

What.....what is this

I may regret saying it but Bale seems to be immeasurably sharper than he has been in a couple of years now.

city have been seriously impressive, p much every other team in Europe has been varying degrees of meh.

xp

Defence is still rickety, i predict joeks here tbh

Moura will tell you hes meant that

Bale outruns someone for the first time since that copa del rey iirc

This is nice this is good

Gaps everywhere in this so far

who's this Bale kid?

Darude’s going to be stacking up the royalties.

Nice messy goal u love to score it

'fuckit, four up top' paying off i see

Well its nothing like that, sir

More a famous five tbh

This is good, imo.

what a baler

that was a fabulous move actually

Amazing from reguilon tbh, everything else as ought be

Good fencing this

Both handling that, cannot be a pen

It was a pen

And it has been noted

this is why the world watches the Prem

Feel like boring Utd-Chelsea stalemates have been stinking up Sunday PMs for years at this point, pure distilled Sunday evening ennui

Glenn Roeder's died sadly, didn't realise he was already 65 but he'd had cancer

Fuck

Liverpool very, very lucky.

such terrible defending on that City goal.

Wolves barely able to maintain possession, which ya, is kinda expected, which y'know maybe why it's bad to concede an early goal on the road!

Can we just declare City champions for life and let everyone else play normal football for 2nd every year? Call it the Court of Arbitration for Sport Lifetime Achievement Award

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

BACK
PASS!

it like takes some crazy QBert manuevering just to get the ball past midfield, idk what an actual shot on goal would require at this point

lol @ iffy offside call but once again, it was called on field and not a result of VAR

GODDAMMIT i missed the goal? lost my feed while it happened. what happened?

Oh god my eyes

Only caught the first half, there wasnt a lot on show apart from eze

That's never a red for jagielka, let alone var upgrading it from yellow ffs

Holy shit those are different guys managing those two teams, i think that literally just clicked

This leak out of newcastle is beautiful fuckin stuff

'SHAG' trending. Spurs now a big team

BALK or nothin

🎶 We got SHAG up front, SHITE in defence🎶

— 🇸🇪 (@axelthfc) March 4, 2021

Genuinely awful backline, particularly the full backs but sanchez needs all the help he can get else its disaster

Twice kane has tried to pull his own legs into his arsehole when touched. Not great.

A buttmeg

There’s a gentlemen’s agreement to grimace and say ‘not sure there was contact’ rather than point out his diving.

I think there was, each time, and he dived each time

Pretty poor first half performance, especially in how rattled we look by their running at us

They obv have nothing in front of their back four which may yet get us a second