~~GIANTS OF THE PRAIRIES~~ road trip: which one do you visit first?

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Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 28 February 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

an absolutely stunning result for the world's second largest bee

the thread starter is currently busy playing Hitman but has indicated that she sees this as "evidence of a hive mind mentality"

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 28 February 2021 00:02 (three years ago) link

I myself voted for the 2nd largest bee, because the question is which one you visit first, and it makes sense to work up to the larger bee

I have already ridden the world's largest indoor rollercoaster and seen the gopher. I would not immediately prioritise doing either again, partly because of the redundancy and, in the gopher's case, because the whole gopher-centric vibe of that town is frankly a little unnerving

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 28 February 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link

Oh my God, you're not kidding! From the Torrington Gopher Hole Museum:

https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/gI6z7FjGbz1ZDMAi7o7iWw/o.jpg

peace, man, Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:29 (three years ago) link

You gotta play to your natural ... ah ... advantages

Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:35 (three years ago) link

Or, When life hands you gophers you make ...

Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 28 February 2021 12:35 (three years ago) link

nightmares. you make nightmares.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 February 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

Torrington was aghast in 2013 when Clem was found toppled from his pedestal, the victim of what the town called "inherent design flaws" and possibly some gopher-hating fiend giving Clem a hard push. The smiling fiberglass rodent was rebuilt, repaired, and reattached with enhanced nudge-proof anchoring in 2015.

peace, man, Sunday, 28 February 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

i love ilx

sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link

thank for the new display name

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

Taxidermist humor is all about getting mounted and stuffed.

peace, man, Monday, 1 March 2021 11:49 (three years ago) link

i know it's not prairies but

Just learned there is a giant pistachio in Alamogordo, NM pic.twitter.com/4g9qkFWUD7

— Godzilla vs Bong (@Grief_Eater) March 1, 2021

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 09:17 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

NEWS FLASH giant cheeto comes to Cheadle, limited time only

https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/alberta-hamlet-of-cheadle-now-home-to-giant-cheeto-statue-1.6095656

no word on whether it is the world's biggest or merely one among more impressively-sized puffy dusty cheese snacks, however

salsa shark, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link


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