WDYLL 2021

https://i.imgur.com/6kWchCS.jpg

Lifeguard Bartender on duty.

nice!

You look like an absolute boss there, WmC.

love the sign to the left of your head :)

Hail and kill the day

https://i.ibb.co/4sCHZrQ/image.png

true metal

William Crump looking very much like a man who has come home.

WmC, how are customers behaving at your bar?

Maskless, aerosolizing all over the place, tipping really badly.

have you the authority to say something?

I suppose I do, but I don't really want to go into the reasons why I haven't. C'est com...com...compliqué.

My beard is trimmed way back from when that pic was taken.

nah I get it, all good.

this definitely isn't a screenshot from instagram.com/karlmalone, but i like my dog hat, i like my paints, i've been feeling terrible and cranky and sad and bitter and angry for the last several weeks, things are still bad, but i'm kinda tipsy, i'm definitely high, and i like my dog hat

https://i.imgur.com/l5eQx5z.png

and you know what, i love my iron-on brian eno shirt i got for christmas 2019, too

https://i.imgur.com/pVzznA9.jpg

what do y'all want from me, eh?

https://i.imgur.com/O7EUlET.jpg

get away from my door sir, this is the third weekend in a row and i'm tired of it

I want your fucking iron-on Eno shirt.

your madras shirt looks good too, Alfred. you both look good

<3

alfred i also have a falling apart iron-on Pylon shirt, in Good-Very Good+ condition

and you bet i like saying iron-on Pylon out loud as many times as possible

also i realized that i had some soot (??) on my nose after i posted that second photo. i mean, lots of soot around here so

don't see any soot just a sexy guy

I see a sexy guy without a shirt

attn Neanderthal: where did u get your Manowar shirt?

looking back on this, WmC’s picture is awesome!

I want to be in that bar

i thought the same when i saw it!

I want to serve Karl drinks

i'm good at bars! i think i'm going to work on that this summer

attn Neanderthal: where did u get your Manowar shirt?

― map ca. 1890 (map), Saturday, March 13, 2021 7:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

Amazon! It was this weird OTT 3D design and I had to have it

trying to build some model rockets

https://i.imgur.com/gcHhon5.jpg

frogbs when you have that look on your face you look like one of the poor saps in black and white having trouble with everyday tasks at the beginning of an infomercial

is that your daughter, frogbs?!

yes she is

she was super excited about it until this happened

https://imgur.com/a/CzCI3xD

and yea definitely think I missed my calling in infomericals, I look like that half the time

attn Neanderthal: where did u get your Manowar shirt?

― map ca. 1890 (map), Saturday, March 13, 2021 7:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

Amazon! It was this weird OTT 3D design and I had to have it

― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 14, 2021 2:02 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i got one

she was super excited about it until this happened

Hugely important parent-child moment, that! "Let's stand in the cold and marvel at Kohoutek."

Yeah I really Musk’d that one

Lol @ that video. That brings back so many childhood memories.

My first contact with another being!

https://i.imgur.com/YRoj8nj.jpg

My first contact with another being!

https://i.imgur.com/YRoj8nj.jpg

nice

doggy say hi to me

https://i.imgur.com/kC7yLBN.jpg

i made this my twitter avatar for a few minutes, but then realized (as i was trying to make a serious comment about a friend of mine's mother that died of Covid) that it would undercut some of my intentions

More of an excuse to test my new uke than a sketch, but hi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZf0XbRfqE

https://imgur.com/gallery/LeB2VwS

http://imgur.com/gallery/LeB2VwS

Last try.

images, how do they work?

Good morning!

https://i.imgur.com/oT7jytS.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/5ZwwxgY.jpeg

The bright lights of Croydon, as captured by the 14yo (now 15yo).
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51659390814_3598d83903_b.jpg

Great photo.

Hi! Plans Friday?

Just a quick selfie apropos of nothing

https://i.imgur.com/EyxgdHZ.jpeg

Huh

"I begged and cajoled, still couldn't get in that picture. Hmph."

https://i.imgur.com/tj7lOhf.jpg

cos i'm the plaid man, yeah
i'm the plaid man
and i'm working for no one but me

https://i.imgur.com/tbeXqZ6.jpg

I've had it up to here with Karl getting cuter

plaid man knows where the plaids will grow
plaid man knows that the plaids will grow
he's the plaid man

*cough*

https://i.imgur.com/19IUMlf.jpg

<3