itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

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it looks like everything will be alright. T-rex on the left will try and bat away all the meteors with the tennis racquet

calzino, Thursday, 25 February 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link

that dino must have felt invincible for that brief period

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 March 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link

i thought that was a sbnation infographic at first

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 15 March 2021 11:19 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

https://cdn-images.threadless.com/threadless-media/artist_shops/shops/threadless/products/1851449/shirt-1606923387-e256e1a91af342000acf0886e25cf016.png?v=3&d=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

calzino, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 14:11 (two years ago) link

"One last dab?" Man, how old was that dinosaur?

pplains, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 00:23 (two years ago) link

My wife is currently doing this cross-stitch

https://i.etsystatic.com/9908524/r/il/0505a2/3027250333/il_794xN.3027250333_fsez.jpg

I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 13 June 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link

A+

eatandoph (Neue Jesse Schule), Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Thread!

Did you know: dinosaurs had precisely six different reactions* to their mass extinction 66 million years ago! Let's take a look at them...

(*stock photography doesn't lie about such things) pic.twitter.com/7ofC8Y2kia

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) August 27, 2021

Neil S, Friday, 27 August 2021 10:24 (two years ago) link

return of the hornéd trenchasaur

mark s, Friday, 27 August 2021 11:01 (two years ago) link

also: lesser beasts be stealin from ilxor classics (this is actually how the world ends ppl)

@pulplibrarian is ok but come on man

mark s, Friday, 27 August 2021 11:03 (two years ago) link

some of the captions would get an fp

calzino, Friday, 27 August 2021 11:14 (two years ago) link

hah I consider myself told then

Neil S, Friday, 27 August 2021 14:08 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I hope mark s is going to enter this contest.

https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 11:43 (two years ago) link

"Let's play the last track from The Doors debut."

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 12:11 (two years ago) link

This next one's for all the titanosaurs in the audience.

adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link

"As soon as Stipeasaurus gets here we can run through this one."

nickn, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

Haha I read the thread title and my first thought was “Does KM have anything to contribute to this topic?”

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (yesterday) Permalink


…And there it is.

I was just reading history of the Lisbon earthquake of 1755 in relation to the rise of atheism. The thought processes were very similar, but with a lot more god blaming.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link

hahaha!

yeah, i mean in many ways the world makes a lot more sense if you think of it as god punishing people for one thing or another. especially if you think that god is flawed and constantly makes mistakes!

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link

Omg that “thinking t-Rex” panel is killing me

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 October 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

ooooh, high-rez dino horror!

https://i.imgur.com/d8hSK4E.png

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 18:58 (two years ago) link

is there a VR experience for the dinosaur meteor extinction event? i would love to walk around in that world, as a dinosaur

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link

You know you're ripping off The Far Side when even your dinosaurs wear cat-eye glasses.

pplains, Friday, 22 October 2021 14:39 (two years ago) link

lol

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 22 October 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

Earth was forever changed after an enormous asteroid smashed into our planet at the end of the Cretaceous period. Scientists have pinpointed the season of the disaster and linked it to springtime in the Northern Hemisphere. https://t.co/v7u5w5u1ro

— Scientific American (@sciam) February 24, 2022

mark s, Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:53 (two years ago) link

very poor quality picture imo, scientific american do better

(the article is mildly interesting, adding heft to the question i asked sanpaku upthread that was never answered)

mark s, Thursday, 24 February 2022 20:54 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/1pbM5oT.jpeg

StanM, Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

i love the quality of the image, excellent

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 21:08 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/z7TzG4j.jpg
(thomas woodruff)

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 April 2022 17:35 (two years ago) link

that one is less gazing haplessly and more having a kickass acid trip tbh

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 1 April 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link

it's true, the dinosaur has separated from its ego and is just accepting what is happening as something unique and unrepeatable

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 April 2022 17:40 (two years ago) link

Unfortunate how most of these pictures neglect to include the full white and red moons.

jmm, Friday, 1 April 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FODMPEk.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 April 2022 17:59 (two years ago) link

A must see for devotees of this thread:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0016djt

Phil McCracken (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 21:39 (two years ago) link

Recently seen on ye webz

The meteor that killed the dinosaurs has the biggest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

Attributed to https://www.facebook.com/WeirdThou/ but I am not sure that's the original thought-thinker

So's your imam (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 April 2022 21:43 (two years ago) link

meanwhile we just cant catch a break

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQJ3C-SXEAcEl_d?format=jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link

If there's an extinction-level meteor impact in our lifetimes, I really think the best use of our last moments would be to reenact hapless dinosaur pictures.

jmm, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 15:51 (two years ago) link

Meanwhile, 66 million years and thirty seconds later:

Scientists claim to have found a fossil of a dinosaur killed on the day an extinction asteroid struck the Earth 66 million years ago.

Scientists say that the perfectly preserved leg of a Thescelosaurus dinosaur, complete with scaly skin, can be dated back to the mass extinction event because of the presence of debris from the impact, the BBC said.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

pics or it didn't happen

and i'm talking photographs of the extinction event. release the photos!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link


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