Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

what a snivelling little shit. can see why Starmer put him in the shadow cabinet though, his voice is worse than his.

his suit looks like cgi but they've got the scale wrong

I feel a bit guilty about all the times I used to slag off Richard Burgon now

Minister from party that revels in a system where the circumstances of your birth grossly impact your life opportunities says he will do "anything" to stop this happening to children who missed a year of school

oh come on, that's a bit unfair

which bit? i didn't word myself very clearly. in pre-covid times even full attendance in education from 4 to 18 would have less impact on your life chances than where you're born, socioeconomic circumstances of your family and i've never noticed a Tory who gave a shit about those disadvantages. Williamson is spouting shit unless he acknowledges that broader context.

in the same way that no Tory backbencher ever said a thing about children's mental health before it was a bad faith argument to get their businesses running again

otm

otvfm

haha sorry it was a bad joke, in that "it's a bit unfair" that "the circumstances of your birth grossly impact your life opportunities."

obviously more than a bit

lol sorry for broken irony detector

sorry for my lumpen attempts at 'humour'

http://www.htfc-world.com/extras/humour.gif

this is what I use so there is no confusion!

and it doesn't even fucking work anyways!

fwiw I misinterpreted your comment as you might have thought nv was talking about that shrill weasel labour mp in the video above and was saying steady on let's not to be too harsh on Starmer Labour!

lol no

Over 31,000 women will be offered kits to carry out smear tests in the privacy & convenience of their own homes in a trial.

Cervical screening is life-saving, so this is a great step forwardhttps://t.co/RwE1qMjpg9

— Matt Hancock (@MattHancock) February 24, 2021

I really really really feel concerned about that, like there’s a reason you get a nurse to do the sample on you, it’s really not easy to open your own cervix and I can’t see how you’d do it.

Oh ok they’re just HPV tests. Totally misleading.

Matt Hancock gave misleading info that could lead to deaths because he doesn't understand nor give a fuck about his job or other humans? Must be a day with a Y in it.

He won't resign. Nobody needs to resign anymore. All you need to do is wait a few days, and it'll be forgotten about. Just ride it out. A few days. Maybe a week. https://t.co/milW5Ne8et

— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) February 21, 2021

I'd vote for Labour if Limmy replaced Starmer and put a bunch of Glasgow street degenerates in as the new shadow cabinet

'Labour Doorstep' not quite on message with Kiegth then. Else they'd change their name to Labour Doormat lol

Westminster Voting Intention:

CON: 40% (=)
LAB: 33% (-4)
LDM: 11% (+1)
GRN: 6% (+1)
RFM: 3% (+1)
UKIP: 2% (+1)

Via @Kantar_UKI, 18-22 Feb.
Changes w/ 21-25 Jan.

— Election Maps UK (@ElectionMapsUK) February 25, 2021

There’s currently speculation that the hard right on the Tory backbenches and Labour could team up to defeat corporation tax increases, which I suspect won’t happen as Starmer will likely decide he’s in favour of the government policy after all in a week or two.

I feel like this corporation tax thing is my fault guys, I asked the monkeys paw for this shower of cunts to display some principled opposition for once

it's getting to the point where it should be harder for the adults to parrot that fatuous bollox that Kieth has made up some ground in the polling after the damage caused by Jerimiah, it's edging back to December '20 numbers now.

the tories are rolling out the world's most successful vaccination campaign (tm) so hundreds added to a six-figure death toll every day doesn't matter as long as we can get to the pub by the summer

labour might as well dissolve now tbh, we're living in toryland for the rest of our lives

even if Labour (led by Starmer or whatever jerkoff follows him) did win an electoral majority by some incredible mysterious accident - we'd still be in toryland

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EvEbyd0WgAAfzl3?format=jpg&name=medium

switching to a macrobiotic diet and a bit of oil of ulay splashed on the face has wonders for this ugly haggard fucker.

pretty sure the lad knocks one out to fantasies of being Churchill every night now

he should be encouraged to start drinking booze for breakfast and become a heavy cigar smoker imo

who is playing Kieth?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Gareth_Keenan.jpg

that silver-screen keith in full

http://www.trippyfood.com/wp-content/gallery/spam/11-spam-03.jpg

it will be funny if it is a huge hit and they do an amusing recurring joke caricature of Kieth that effectively finishes off his leadership

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EvFmnHlWQAQ61s-?format=jpg&name=medium

he's officially shitter than Corbyn now.

Anneliese Dodds went live with a speech about a "jobs-rich recovery" and the 261 people viewed it on YT and I think it was as low as 24 viewers while it was live. Not much point to streaming this soft Tory tedium if it is barely reaching anybody and there isn't a base there for it. I bet even the Greens or the Lib-dems could get better numbers than that.

Sian Berry got 10k views chatting to Owen Jones a day earlier.

I heard word that Boris is going to be introducing 'cheap pints' for when the pubs open.

I mean, on the one hand I get he's trying for the Sunak Popularity.

On the other hand, everything else.

xp

say what you like about the Greens, but they have better comms than Labour and have a base to speak to.

God this is good pic.twitter.com/5ugzPAqofc

— Alex Nunns (@alexnunns) February 25, 2021

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/8020/production/_117300823_gettyimages-1302995166.jpg
I mis-read the slogan on this poster as 'ACT LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT'.

Labour to state 'non-negotiable' support for UK's nuclear weapons https://t.co/ElwjG4pzpV

— Guardian politics (@GdnPolitics) February 25, 2021

Ronan Burtenshaw is one of the outstanding political commentators and activists not only of his generation, but of any generation in the present era.

Such cunts xp

Kieth playing to the wall of gammon gallery, who will never trust him to happily nuke "some pillock from Iran" anyway and still vote Conservative. what an amazing strategy.

more flags nukes!

they all know he'd be cautiously thinking about the Conservative party position on thermo-nuclear war before permitting himself to pressing the launch button