Sunny dayKeeping the clouds awayOn my wayTo where the air is sweet
And the silence is deep
Where blue jays and cardinals sing and chicks hatch
You pull the car over
And what do you see?
Chickens
In the neighbor's back yard
Waving their bills
Tearing into a rooster
And a turkey
On the front porch
Crying
To tell us it's dinner time
In your car
That's where I see it.
I see things.
I think.
I worry.
I trust.
I go.
Sometimes I wish I was more willing to see the beauty and wonder in the small things.
We had company this weekend.
Aunt Fay and
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link
Sesame Street did do Twin Beaks. A full-on Lynchian reboot is the obvious next step
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 26 February 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link
Adrian Chiles: "Shopping is a whole new world now I have to wear a mask."
Adrian Chiles: "Seven weeks in, what have I learned from my new life as a dog person?"
Adrian Chiles: "It doesn't matter how clever you are - talk for more than a minute and you've lost me."
Adrian Chiles: "In Spain, I go to my 'pet hotel' - 'Lobotomia' - to pamper him and shave his coat to give him a clean, boyish look."
Adrian Chiles: "Now, to my knowledge, [the Spanish sausage] is only in the tapas bars around here but, in truth, I don't care. It doesn't suit my taste anyway. No hard bits!"
Adrian Chiles: "And now it's time to teach you to ring a bell. I'm ringing this bell and you're going to ring the bell and then we can move on. And... bell rings, old boy, you know what to do."
Adrian Chiles: "Are we having some hiccups? Do you need some help? We are."
Noel Edmonds: "This is a nice enough woman."
Adrian Chiles: "What do I do? Do I stare at her? I love the challenge."
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:04 (three years ago) link
Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven here. What a vibe, what a place.
It's going to be another stellar year in the company's history, we reckon. The space is awesome, the playlist is awesome and the change in look and feel is fucking awesome, and that's just to the outside.
That includes the super-fun, super-cool Shed. The new education and childcare hub, located underneath Shed 1, is super new, super cute and super a great space to spend an hour with the kids.
Art
David Sleath.
Two of this year's new exhibitions are also
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
defend the indefensible: glenn fucking greenwald (unaffiliated) The New York Times is not your enemy.
stop ignoring the rise of right-wing extremism: annie kurkosky (unaffiliated)
call on leadership in newsrooms: john flory (unaffiliated)
scrap the Trump strategy: tracy olson (un
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link
TS: "Rockefeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim VERSUS "Block Rockin' Beats" by the Chemical Brothers .
TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Noisecontrollers".
TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Thieves Like Us" by The Clash.
TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths.
TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Intro" by Four Tet.
TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link
For a long time I would go to bed early. Sometimes, the candle barely out, my eyes closed so quickly that I did not have time to tell myself: “I’m falling asleep.” And half an hour later when my head cleared, I would groan, and follow that groan to the kitchen, where I’d grab a pint of Tang and slither into bed. No matter how often I told myself that it was a foolish addiction, that Tang was a drowsy swill that was overpriced and artificial, that it would stain the furniture of my new house, and that no one in the whole world besides me drank it, I couldn’t help myself. Tang was in the cupboard, and I could not sleep without it.
― jmm, Thursday, 4 March 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link
https://www.c-span.org/video/?509520-1/york-governor-cuomo-apologizes-actions-resign
YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ME KISSING PEOPLE. IT IS MY USUAL AND CUSTOMARY WAY OF GREETING. YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE WATCHED ME FOR FOR MORE YEARS THAN I CAN TO REMEMBER. IT WAS MY FATHER'S WAY OF GREETING PEOPLE. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE AND REACH OUT TO THEM. I KISS AND HUG LEGISLATORS. I WAS AT AN EVENT IN QUEENS THE OTHER DAY AND DRESSED UP AS A QUEEN. I SPOKE ABOUT IMPROVIZING MEASURES FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES. OF ALL THE PEOPLE I MADE COME OVER TO ME AND TALK TO ME, ONE WAS A SENATOR WHO IS A COUNSELOR AND WORKS WITH PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES.
DRESSED UP LIKE A QUEEN, YOU'RE AT AN EVENT FOR YOURSELVES. BECAUSE YOU ARE PROUD. BECAUSE YOU HAVE WORKED SO HARD. THAT IS WHAT I AM, PROUD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF AND BECAUSE I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY LIFE AND MYSELF. I LIKE TO HUG AND KISS MY FRIENDS.
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
next question?
, I would groan, and follow that groan to the kitchenthis is world class prose.
― Ranch dressing improves everything - I'm dreading it... (ledge), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
Yeah, I liked that.
― jmm, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link
That whole thing is almost too well written to believe
― Evan, Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link
a 'blind squirrel finds nut' event or to use a different cliche, monkey with a Markov chain finally types Shakespeare.
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:26 (three years ago) link
Transformer has gotten too good recently, it’s not as funny.
― Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
Adrian Chiles though.
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
Some other account of self which isn't captured by any of these options is that X is a named entity of not m arbitrary variable set , which I think is what I meant to convey.
Ok, so here's the slightly surprising thing.
The fix
As I've said, my first stab at it was wrong, so I'm going to look at something else.
Here's a comment around line 111 from section 7.4.9.2 of the original source. It starts as a strict subset of
Does not commute with pure laziness (nor with partial laziness) and is left unchanged when scalar is partial and lazy: ( ... ) ( self = pure (
― pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link
JIMYou're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.
LLOYDI'm the distraction that's going to England with her sir. Are you alright sir? Are you okay?
JIMI'm incarcerated, Lloyd! It's that damn divorce that's thrown me into prison.
LLOYD
(Laughs) Well I'm actually headed to England for a trip. You know what? Maybe I can talk to this English guy and get his advice. He's quite the expert in political investigations. He'll know how to free you.
JIM
You'd let me leave just to talk to some fucking expert?
Absolutely not!
Who's going to pay your taxi fare?
I'll find a way!
The fuck you will!
(Briefly) Just give me that purse.
JUDITH
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:48 (three years ago) link
why you coming homeat 5 in the mornsomething's going oncan I smell your dick?
my friend is right,
can't stay
under the same roof
with a skunk
dancing inside your skull.
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link
Vigilante Shipbuilders- a new Manics-style band!??!VGA Videostars- Daft Punksters!!!!Get Carter- some London indie band's probably already used this!!!!Uncle Bulgaria's Catflap- "quirky" Betaband type "experimental" "collective"!!!
Yer Uncle- Las Rosas style Guapo
1-2 Beat For Sample- Class War/Moderndeveloped Indie, kinda "big wave"/Uncle Bulgaria, sound like Adoptive Family/Cipherme, similar to Propaganda/Uncle Bulgaria/Daft Punk-y!
Podgefyh- Smartass Jackal- style Godspeed You Black Emperor
Zambino- like OHEM|YHVH but really...
From last months!
Pyramid House- Guapo
Stray Dogs- CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!!
Sooty Pud- Campout Song stuff, like CAVALIA + CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!
Big Regards,
DAMIEN
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 02:55 (three years ago) link
1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard2. I'll move to San Francisco3. Make a monster costume out of a dirty shag rug4. Mobile DJ at English pub in a town an hour away using a PA I've never used before
5. Drink someone else's blood on Halloween night
6. Decorate my entire apartment, exterior and interior, with a prominent shredder logo.
7. Swap out weed for cocaine with an acquaintance (regarding the last one)
8. Shag my coat like a dog
9. Shag my face and share it with my twin, simultaneously making my twin pass out
10. Grunge as I pretend to be Marley, performing “Satisfy My Soul”
11. Take a thousand pictures of my twin (and have the mutual consent to publish the best ones)
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 08:52 (three years ago) link
More:
5. Write the BBC reality show Roxanne's Mum
6. Make Xena my girlfriend
7. Create the two slush buckets from Highlander
8. Invite John Cleese to live in my shed.
9. Join the St George's Day Parade as an infantryman carrying a spear, when really I just want to get a takeaway from Ikea.
10. Groom Mrs Rossiter
11. Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.
12. Accept a challenge to lose seven stone in seven days.
13. Create a scale model of the Titanic
14. Join the choir of a church
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 08:54 (three years ago) link
Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 09:18 (three years ago) link
Continuing a rolling Spotify playlist:
Masego - Mystery Lady (ft. Don Toliver)Pirra - Limousine Lies (Lindstrom & Prins Thomas Mix)Tkay Maidza - ShookDillinja - Hard Noize (Break Remix)The 1975 - Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless AmericaIntence - Yengo (Jannis Krell Remix)System Algol - PhactJackal Kid - DorobMarvin Humes - Come OnShellback - Sky DancerAtmoshpere - SpitfireFete - Prince Fatty (Da Quiet Dude Remix)Cheeky - Le Ray Ennio MorriconeLara Jane - Bite MeSlash ft. Wyclef - Up All NightBusy P - FeelKing Dizzy - VinsanityKero One - PaybackAfrojack ft. Slander - Rockafella (Skepta Remix)Wolfgang Gartner ft. Mind (Porter Robinson Remix)Philip Selway - Fifty Six And 16Big Data - The Bags
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:29 (three years ago) link
how many of those are real?
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link
only the ones in bold, although the others really do look like what happens when Spotify goes into autoplay
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link
love Atmoshpere
― jmm, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link
These are too fucking realistic to be funny or even remarkable
Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin kynsiHum - InletKairon; IRSE! - PolysomnSweven - The Eternal ResonanceNeptunian Maximalism - ÉonsElder - OmensPaysage d'Hiver - Im WaldImperial Triumphant - AlphavilleLiturgy - Origin of the AlimoniesMiora - Saint Trophime and the Bastard AngelLumen - Je Géant ImmortelTeksmism - Temple of Symphonic LightRaise - Tower of the PastIymrith - AtombombaNihilist - LamentationHelvetic Noir - El FraileVor Rach - XmYndric - Lotus Songjuklian - Betrayer's RunTemptation - Harmacy of IllusionArcane Formation - Twelve Inches, Hundred AcresMasters of Evil - Half a ThroneCult of the Shattered Sun - Nocturnes For The WickedQuarks - UntitledAncient Immortals - Echoes from the
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link
idk "Echoes from the" is pretty funny
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link
Kim Yo Jong, the sister of North Korea's leader, warned the Biden administration against "causing a stink at its first step" on Monday, hours after the White House said it had not received a response to its outreach to Pyongyang.
Kim Jong Un’s sister promises ‘nuclear button is on my table’ Read more
The brother and sister of Kim Jong-un exchanged greetings on Sunday when she arrived in Seoul for the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics. Kim Yo Jong delivered the letter to the South Korean president, Moon Jae-in, who was in the opening ceremony in Pyeongchang on Friday.
“The button for nuclear weapons is always on my table,” Kim Yo Jong said during her trip, according to South Korean broadcaster YTN.
Her visit
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link
THANKS BIDEN YOU GOT US NUKED
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link
Typed in a bunch of songs by bands I've been in and/or one off projects
Disco Zhivago - The Art Of BreathingDa Shi - Feeefadreamz Autofire - Succotash WishThe Mighty Sandy Heath Transmitters - Catgut, Beefsteak and Pride Zourokk - VersalyserMr Modo - Instant StripperMana - Alpha EthnosoundRaekwon - Pink MatterReignwolf - 5th AnniversaryP.O.S. - IllogicThe Birthday Party - The Year Of Fuckin' UpBixi Makoy - LokiriSloungetree - Paralelní Polis Vol. 1Anti War - HumpacillocosSo So Glos - YouOh – SquarepeccioGrizzly - GlomaggePissed Jeans - Crown Of The Frozen ThroneArchspire - Seven Day GladiatorFugazi - AtomicTortoise - 12 Toes InPiles of Stars - Electric EclipseRessurection - A
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link
Kind if wanna hear all of these
Bixi Makoy
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link
So So Glos
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:26 (three years ago) link
Shit. So So Glos are a real band
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link
Okay and they're fairly well known. Okay
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link
picked the worst band names from the recent post-punk poll I did and uh
tropical fuck stormgirl bandblack midifontaines dcfat white familysquidback country, new roadgoat girlbeige banquetviagra boysdry cleaningporridge radiopreoccupations underpants gnomeslyricsfuckin dirtychimp twisterrainbow girlslonely lorddisciplesmymovesdaughterpeachy keenoctopuslove languagespower utilitiesrubber monkeysbitch-blooptrench coat ladiesjosie and the p’smumblecoresmallsbedroom conniptiongod is deadaaron jonesquicksandconflict cockroachesnapster, A.D.Dtimothy hariwho’s so cleverit’s not even funnyfanny packsu2waxervertigobicyclei like killing beesonly the deadsoft core porn
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link
who’s so cleverit’s not even funnyfanny packsu2
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link
I can kinda hear Guy seething through the verses and then Ian intoning "Atomic".
― peace, man, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link
I am picking up the first Chimp Twister release I see
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link
i tried something similar to dog latin, I mixed some real band/albums with the name of the band I was in for one day in high school and a few fake band name releases. and....this time, Transformer came up with some doozies
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:31 (three years ago) link
Metallica - Master of PuppetsOonglebinky - Face the BinkySnrsvettr - Norway is ColdSlayer - Reign in BloodxxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch
JRJR - For the Freakshow
Sweeney Todd - Miserable Xmas
Beastbouche - Glassjaw
Dis-moi-x - Dis-moi-vat-wa
Tentacled Envies - Come On Tour
Xmas Time Is Here - I Fuck You Santa
Cool Bloke - Charlie Pussy
@Dis-moi-vat-wa - Cool Bloke (on holiday in Thailand)
THE 13THS - Jingle Bells
A.N.T. - Dear Diary
Rancid - Is This What You Wanted?
Damned - Take It To The Bone
Master - Just To Keep You on Your Toes
Dojo Leigh - Gunner's Holiday
Obergrenatit - Milla Jovovich
Arckaneus - Halloween
ran it again, and....lol
Rageface - Live Fast, Die Young
Biff Byford - Motörhead
Kidnap Kid - Extreme-
Evil Mr. Kenny - KISS
Gatorade - Chirp
Deathfrankenstein - Coffee Bean
Killing Joke - Killing Joke
Symphony X - Don’t Hang Up
KidKraft - Dungeon Maker
World Apocalypse - F-ck Off
Mermaid - Total Eclipse
Burbank Crazy - Forever Yours
Tymee And Koos - Wish you Were Here
Circus of Power - Drugs Don’t Kill Me, Music and Lyrics Do
Pukefist - Pinhead Gunpowder
Whiplash - Tokyo Countdown
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link
last one...
Ze Ze Radd - SNK Front Office
Smalltown Pysnics - Local Mentality
CHAMP - Take Down the Whole System
NICOLAS - We Don't Sleep
Tom Thumb - F**k You, Take My Balls Away!
Lifeforms - Come Here
You.were.dressed.wore.that.strip.
DOUBLE FIND - The Monster Inside
LITHLENDREN - Black Fire
Deathstar - World Downfall
Young Guns - Damn Me
Buck 65 - Wanderlust
Peace Bridge - Wild West Heroine
Mudhoney - Teenagers From Mars
Snaps - Everlasting Enemy
Breakwind - Hole in Your Heart
EZ5 - Make
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link
I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. He was Hungarian. And it did not take long before I had to call the Army. They had to drag him out of her bedroom.
How would you react, sir, if your daughter said she was in love with an Italian and would like to marry him?
I would like to answer, as plainly as possible, the question you have asked me.
"Love" is a word that meanings many things to many people. In Italy, when we talk about "love," we are not talking about a romantic love; we are talking about a common love, a family love.
Now, I cannot understand how you can love an Italian.
Well, let me ask you this: suppose that an American said he loved an Italian. Do you think the American is wrong?
No, I don't think so. I think that the Italian is wrong. But let me ask you this: suppose the American said he loved a Hungarian. Do you think the Hungarian is wrong?
Well, I think that the American is wrong. But I don't think the Hungarian is wrong.
All right, now, here is my answer to your question. The American way of life is based on the values of individualism and freedom. I do not see how an American can love an Italian. An Italian cannot possibly provide the ideals of individualism and freedom. An Italian family cannot possibly provide the ideals of American family life.
Love, in its purest form, is a feeling of affection and loyalty for someone else. And you cannot claim that you love someone until you can say that you are willing to die for that person. An American cannot possibly die for an Italian.
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:51 (three years ago) link
Talk To 1920s Transformer
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link
i'm an artificial intelligence, see
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/okbDxB8.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/VfvDJ0b.jpg
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 26 April 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link
hahaha
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 April 2021 14:57 (three years ago) link
Kafka’s Metamorphosis is called a major work of literature. Why? If it’s SF it’s bad SF. If, like Animal Farm, it’s an allegory, an allegory of what? Scholarly answers range from pretentious Freudian to far-fetched feminist. I don’t get it. Where are the Emperor’s clothes? The little pig with the pipe and the lasso is a cypher for Marxism, which has been stalking the hills like a goat in search of pastures new. The city is New York, which is not even a city, just a flat metropolis full of gray-skinned people who look like your average Brooklyn blind-ass actor. They are depicted as worshipping “Mother” and “Father,” and working hard for the New World Order.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 6 June 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link