Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics

(Feel like I did that one but let me check)

Was on phone when I posted that. Not only has that been done, it was done a year ago by James Redd & Blecchs.

Sorry JR+B, carry on

No worries, YMP, it happens.

Welcome to my life, TAT-HOOS
I drive steen now thanks to you

Well there is a HOOS in New Orleans
They call the drivin' steen

Excellent!

Well now, steen me in the bottom
Zing me my running HOOS

If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white HOOS

I’m gonna turn on HOOS
Before HOOS turns on me
I’m gonna turn on HOOS
Can HOOS drive his steen?

Let me go crazy on HOOS

One day married
Next day free
Broken hearts for HOOS and steen
It’s a steen for HOOS to get
A Mexican Divorce

I can hear HOOSic
Steen steen HOOSic
Whenever you touch me, gr8080
Whenever you’re Geir

I still have faith in HOOS
I steen it now

will HOOS still have a song to sing
when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy STEENs away

And I don't intend to steen Christmas
Without HOOS

I’ve just got to get a message to HOOS
POLL on, POLL on
One more hour and my steen will drive through
POLL on, POLL on

It’s when I think of HOOS, gr8080
Nothing else steens to Matos

Heard you got the biggest Hoos
The biggest steen in town

Who can take a steendrive
Sprinkle it with HOOS

I wish I had HOOS
To talk to

It’s a little bit steen
(A little bit steen)
It’s a little bit HOOS
HOOS

You’ll be doing all right
Steendriving at night
But I’ll have a HOOS, HOOS Christmas

I wanna steen with common people
I wanna steen with common people like HOOS

Let's all meet up in the year HOOS thousand
Won't it be steen when we're all fully drove?

I'd give my whole life to steen it
Just HOOS
Stood there

HOOS the steendriving slick
HOOS a bait machine for all the clicks?
(HOOS!)

I dig HOOS
HOOS dig steen

Well I try and try to forget you, girl
But it's just so hard to do
Every time you drive that steen to HOOS

They're locking them up today
They're throwing away the key
I wonder who it will be tomorrow
HOOS or steen?

It's a livin' zing
It's a terrible steen to HOOS
It's a givin' thing
What a terrible steen to HOOS

Come on, steen
Start HOOSin’
Got to get me there

This happened once before
When I came to your door
No steendrive
They said it wasn’t HOOS
But I saw HOOS steen through
Your window

And you drive your steen away
With or without HOOS

Tempted by the steen of your driver
Tempted but the HOOS is discovered

Nice

If you wanna roll me
Then you gotta roll me all night long
And if you wanna HOOS me
Then you gotta HOOS me 'til I'm gone
I'm not a fallen angel, I just fell behind
I'm out of luck and I'm out of time
If you don't wanna love me, let me go
I'm runnin' for the last steen
I'm runnin' for the last steen home

Wild, wild HOOSes
Couldn't drive me a steen

Blue HOOS
You saw me steening alone

Also, kudos to YMP for uncovering one of those can’t believe we didn’t do that one already.

Thanks JR+tB.

When I am feeling down, there are two threads that always lift my spirits: this one and the Rusted Root neologisms thread.

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Every time you POLL away
You take a piece of steen with HOOS

It's gonna be a HOOS night
Just let me STEEN you by the firelight
If it don't DRIVE right you can POLL

Let me tell how it will be
There’s one for HOOS nineteen for steen

You've taken eveything from steen
I've taken eveything from HOOS

Imagine all the steening
I wonder if HOOS can

Lefty he can’t steen the HOOS
All night long like he HOOSed to

Call it
Judy and the steen of HOOSes
You steen of HOOSes
La-da-dum-bop

Why must the HOOS drive against himself?
Government steening the HOOS on the shelf

Did HOOS write the book of love
And does HOOS have faith in god above