lol harbl
― call all destroyer, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
oh that is what harbl's comment is joking about hehehehehe 😬
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
omg that's great, first half it's just like "jesus maybe pick up a little before you take the photos intended to sell the house" and then all of a sudden it's the invasion of the mannequin women
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link
The ambitious multiple-bed-frames-as-gaudy-fireplace-screen caught my attention.
Also I feel like these houses in this thread have distinct "house smells". Not necessarily horrifying smells or anything. Just... overt.
Many of these would make great set pieces for music videos too.
― Evan, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link
this picture is just like ... uh oh someone is losing their marbles!!
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/2d1a1a0d0bd1c0cd2b0160a3bbb81fa7-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/T6Jrcqa.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
omg
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link
hahaha
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/6080e2a19e93058dbedd550b90a6d192-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)
― emil.y, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
lollllllll pplains
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
I mean, definitely a hipgnosis vibe to this Lake Tahoe duplex.
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
lmao
― a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link
kudos plains
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:58 (three years ago) link
🖼The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)
― Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link
I've watched enough true crime shows to know that picture 8 is a murder scene cover up.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:44 (three years ago) link
My barndomaniacs, you are not ready for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaBQ4IR79dw
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:18 (three years ago) link
well i had time to get ready because that door was opening for like 10 minutes
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
Barndo sighting in the wild in the How to Make the Perfect Risotto episode of How To with John Wilson. You should watch it if you haven't seen it but should you decline to do so it's the guy with the souped up truck belching diesel exhaust - gets interviewed alongside his truck and right next to a barndo entertainment setup
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:50 (three years ago) link
all I could think about watching that was what happens when you don't realize the mailman is at your front door
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:55 (three years ago) link
I mean, as c.a.d. implied, the mailman would have ample time to hop off.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link
!. That person needs to pay more in taxes.2. For when you don't need to be anywhere in a hurry because it takes 10 mins for the door to open.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
https://www.redfin.com/MD/Brooklyn-Park/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link
Corporate health goth?!
― emil.y, Monday, 29 March 2021 16:40 (three years ago) link
and raiders fan
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link
Oh my god
― Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:59 (three years ago) link
it's worth scrolling through every last photo imo
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:00 (three years ago) link
lol the basement
― ciderpress, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link
If there's one thing that makes worse sense than a toilet set into carpet...
― pplains, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link
Enjoy summer bonfires in your own fire pit...
Or on Samhain! Whatever fits your lifestyle.
― pplains, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link
lol the basement― ciderpress, Monday, March 29, 2021 7:29 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ciderpress, Monday, March 29, 2021 7:29 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
who carpets a dungeon smh
― davey, Monday, 29 March 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
I can't imagine the owner of that house looking like anything else except the bassist from Korn in the Falling Away From Me music video.
― Evan, Monday, 29 March 2021 18:49 (three years ago) link
You'd think a vampire would go easy on the mirrors.
― pplains, Monday, 29 March 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link
as it happens, the realtor will not confirm the owner is a vampirehttps://slate.com/human-interest/2021/03/baltimore-sexy-funeral-goth-house-realtor.html
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link
a vampire wouldn't have mirrors over the bed, what would be the point?
― koogs, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link
to easily check if they're lying on their dog
― Evan, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link
shit happens
afraid to ask what those additions on the foot of the bed are for.
― koogs, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 11:30 (three years ago) link
Something looks missing from bedpo- Oh. pic.twitter.com/EZPDFLHtLe— Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) March 29, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link
i jumped a bit when the red pillow showed up, v unexpected
― eisimpleir (crüt), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 16:50 (three years ago) link
Amazing level of aesthetic commitment
― jmm, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link
Schindler's Listing
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:13 (three years ago) link
omfg no
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 17:14 (three years ago) link
oh, ok, a decorative carving
― koogs, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link
i need mcmansionhell to do larry hogan's ugly new house https://www.bizjournals.com/baltimore/news/2021/04/26/hogan-estate-purchase-11m-davidsonville.html
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 14:22 (two years ago) link
I’m going to dig the fuck in https://t.co/ldCc5fZ8LI— wout van aerchitecture (@mcmansionhell) April 27, 2021
― peace, man, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link
Well, yeah, it's ugly AF, but not out of character for the area. Price is actually pretty reasonable. In my neighborhood, $1.1 M is a four-bedroom townhouse with a slate patio.
― Ezra Kleina Nachtmusik (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link
so you're saying we need to carpet bomb the whole area? makes sense.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link
Totally read that as Barry Hogan at first and was like, "is this where all the ATP band fees went????"
― emil.y, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link
I'm on board with that plan, but can we wait till he moves there?
― Ezra Kleina Nachtmusik (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link
Jesus will still got almost two more years of the Hoog.
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link