fake and inherently contradictory genres that you want to exist anyway

intelligent dance music

real answer: baroque vaporwave

Industrial bluegrass.

real answer: baroque vaporwave

― J. Sam, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:03 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is almost literally Age Of by 0PN

Throat-hop.

xp yeah that's definitely true with all the mangled MIDI harpsichord on that album. I was thinking more along the lines of a few measures of, like, Bach's St. John Passion slowed way down, looped and phased/reverbed to oblivion. So I suppose we're talking about baroque versions of the two schools of vapor (i.e. the Far Side Virtual school vs. the Eccojam school). Age Of is, ironically, an example of the former. I realize I sound ridiculous so I'll stop typing now lol

no it's a good point!

has The Caretaker had a go at mangling proper classical?

Not to my knowledge but Biosphere timidly attempts it on his latest, which is worth checking out if you’re a fan (not you, lj, since I know your feelings about ambient music).

hip opera malcolm mclarens fans release is so lame!

lofi serialist beats to chill to

I’d be into that.

haha yeah that's a good one

Adornian salsa.

lofi serialist beats to chill to

― jmm, Saturday, 20 February 2021 00:43 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

there is absolutely a Jute Gyte release that is this but I couldn't say which one

Country and jazz have overlapped since pretty early on. Western swing, hillbilly boogie are both based in it as are music by Bill Frissel, Area Code 415, and a number of others including bits of Little Feat, Meat Puppets. Sonny Rollins.

New age new wave.

ambient nu-metal

Brad you should get into this person's projects, just combine the ambient gabber one with the nu-metal remixes and you're there

https://soundcloud.com/dj-netflex
https://medulasa.bandcamp.com/album/nu-year-nu-metal

Not a ton of pedal steel playing in jazz, but there should be!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 19, 2021 5:44 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Here you go:
https://relativepitchrecords.bandcamp.com/album/pedernal

glitchwaltz

Ask and you shall receive:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJcAfcb6WJk

Acoustic chiptune

Conlon Nancarrow did that before chiptune was even a thing, sort of.

Brian Blade's solo group had a pedal steel player, it was pretty cool! And yeah, Bill Frisell, duh.

Isis was kind of ambient nu-metal. As was Deftones, of course, stuff like ... "Minerva?" Years ago I read an interview with Eno where he compared the roar of metal guitars to ambient.

Zeuhl slowcore.

Stochastic butt rock

free dad-rock

Symphonic pornogrind.

Easy-listening RIO.

Chamber punk

Reggae Opera

Campfire Arena Rock

Well, I guess Tenacious D could be campfire arena rock...

Balearic Zolo

Balearic Zolo

― MarkoP

Paqua - Dinosaur Zappa

I don’t even know what Zolo is supoosed to sound like, I read it’s inspired by Zappa? I just googled balearic zappa and this was the first result.

beat poetry grindcore

Progressive Oi!

Hi Archetypal MILF NRG

scat industrial

Think Coil might have gone there tbh.