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PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR PERPETUA, HE LOVES SELLING TYRES

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lmbo

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/ICL/ICL125/BUV_101.jpg

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The candiru is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood[2], and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even the penis---and deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candir is then almost impossible to remove except through surgery. As the fish locates its host by following the water flow from the gills to its source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candir homing in on a human urethra.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Blog_house&curid=10611161&diff=122483200&oldid=122347091

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Uffie&diff=prev&oldid=106089404

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.giantstep.net/account/profile/18409/

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, newest strawman has been found

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I only fucks with shit over 135 BPM. If you can't jack, or juke as we like to call it, then please do not fuck with me. Like if you are one of these emo kids whos bands plays at like 66 BPM then please do not fuck with me. Cuase I will tweak your grandmas ass.

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Morrissey&oldid=122045014

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

My Super Sweet 16 is a MTV reality series depicting the travails of wealthy teenagers planning extravagant parties and balls, including 16th birthday parties, Cotillion balls, and Quinceañeras. It first premiered on January 18, 2005.

The show's theme song is I got herpes by Hilary Duff.

― and what, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The popular legal blog AboveTheLaw.com has used the term "Skaddenfreude" (a portmanteau, combining the term "schadenfreude" with the name of prominent New York-based law firm Skadden Arps) as a label for the events surrounding the largely unanticipated decision by many of the nation's top-tier law firms to raise associate pay in 2007.

― BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Reginald_VelJohnson&curid=1260945&diff=122662607&oldid=122355621

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the most consistent subjects of Gallagher's abuse is Phil Collins. Such insults include "People fucking hate cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don't — they fucking should" and "Why did he sell so many records in the '80s? I mean, fucking hell",[51] as well as "Phil Collins sells a lot of records but he makes shit albums."[52] Gallagher also claimed that Collins said he'd leave Britain for Switzerland if the Labour Party won the 1997 general election, and commented in the Daily Mirror, prior to the 2005 general election, "Vote Labour. If you don't and the Tories get in, Phil is threatening to come back from Switzerland and live here — and none of us want that." He also referred to Collins as "the anti-Christ".[53] Collins struck back in 2005, stating that he had moved to Switzerland not for political reasons, but to be with his third wife Orianne, and was not a Conservative voter. He successfully convinced Paul Merton that the Gallagher brothers deserved to be put into Room 101, explaining: "They're rude and not as talented as they think they are. I won't mince words here, but they've had a go at me personally."[54] Discussing this Wikipedia entry, Noel told MTV's Gonzo in 2007, "Phil Collins knows he can't say anything about me because I'm the fucking bollocks and that's the thing that does his head in, and the fact that he's bald."[55]

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5808/ilxwikiiu4.png

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ned_Raggett&curid=8364209&diff=123331847&oldid=114319109

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon u r fast

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

from ILM wiki page: "celebrated gourmand Matthew 'Fluxblog' Perpetua" haha

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Blog_house&diff=next&oldid=123290304

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The song doesn't directly involve King Kong, the fictional giant ape.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kong_%28song%29

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AMuchness&diff=111366272&oldid=111356691

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Flatworm&diff=124157529&oldid=124109203

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Y'all are writing one of my finals for me.

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Fluxblog is an MP3 blog created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. Perpetua was born in 1980 and began to eat chicken nuggets at the end of that year.

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

HAHA

― cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Fluxblog is an MP3 blog created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. Perpetua was born in 1980 and began to eat chicken nuggets at the end of that year. The blog opens with Matthew Perpetua in the Hundred Acre Wood going through his morning exercise routine. He discovers that his jar of honey is nearly empty and starts wondering where he can get honey as he eats what's left in the pot. He sees a bee fly by and decides to try to get honey from the bee's hive in the nearby honey tree. He first tries climbing the tree but that doesn’t work when the branch he’s standing on breaks, tumbling him to the ground. He then borrows a blue balloon from Christopher Robin, disguises himself as a little black rain cloud by covering himself with mud, and then uses the balloon to float up next to the hive. A lone bee guard flies out to meet him and is very wary of the little black rain cloud. Perpetua sticks his hand into the hive and pulls out a giant handful of honey. Perpetua then eats the honey, unaware that there are bees left in it. The startled bees start flying around in his mouth forcing him to spit them out.

Perpetua is soon surrounded by angry bees from the hive and his disguise is wearing off. The bee leader sees the little black rain cloud is a bear. Angry, the bee flies at Perpetua and collides with the bear's backside. The sudden hit causes Perpetua to swing upward and back down and jam his rear into the hole, much to the bees' amusement (especially one who starts laughing like a maniac). The hive bees shove Perpetua out of the hole and start chasing him.

During the chase, the string holding the balloon closed comes loose and the balloon flies out of control. Perpetua is taken for a wild ride while the bees laugh hysterically. The chase is reversed as the bees are now chased by Perpetua. The bees retreat into their hive and Perpetua's balloon deflates its last bit of air. The defeated bear falls back to earth and lands in the arms of Christopher Robin. The head bee calls the others to attention and the swarm chases after the two who seek safety in the mud puddle.

― and what, Saturday, 21 April 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Rapcore's lyrical themes range from politics (Rage Against the Machine, downset., Senser, Aztlan Underground), and frivolity (Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Crazy Town), to personal struggles (Linkin Park, Slipknot).

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laguna_Beach:_The_Real_Orange_County

lol @ season one overview

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garth_Brooks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garth_Crooks

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

[Removed Illegal Link]

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum

Forum, (Latin, plural "fora" or "forums") may refer to:

* Forum, the working name for the new indie album by Cat Power, scheduled to be released in Summer 2008. It was leaked onto the OINK network in April 2007.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Star Wars Battlegrounds: Clone Campaigns Taunt List

1. I got it. Han 2. I don’t got it. Han 3. Give Food. Give! Give! Yoda 4. Carbon Please. Battle Droid 5. Nova Crystals Please. Battle Droid 6. Ore Please. Battle Droid 7. [Growl] Unknown 8. I have you now! Vader 9. [Yoda Laugh] 10. Nice show of force, commander. Vader 11. Evil Laugh. Emperor 12. I can’t shake ‘em! Unknown 13. They’re coming in too fast! Luke 14. I grow tired of asking. Vader 15. I have a bad feeling about this. Han 16. Almost there. Unknown 17. Now I am the master. Vader 18. Medic! Unknown 19. What a piece of junk! Luke 20. You’re braver than I thought. Leia 21. Your base, surrender it to me, or die. Vader 22. Your friends will die! Emporer 23. If it moves, blast it. Han 24. I’d sooner kiss a wookie. Leia 25. At last, we shall have our revenge. Maul 26. I am not a committee! Leia 27. No reward is worth this! Han 28. You got a lot of nerve showin’ your face after what you pulled. Lando 29. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Vader 30. Wipe them out. All of them! Empoer 31. Attack somebody! Leia 32. You have ample workers. Battle Droid 33. You need more workers. Battle Droid 34. I could use a couple of boats here. Han 35. Okay, I don’t need any ships. Han 36. Attack, on my mark. Luke 37. Build a monument. Vader 38. I require extra resources. Nute Gunray 39. Ally. Luke 40. Enemy. Vader 41. Neutral. Unknown 42. What tech level have you reached? C3-PO 43. Intensify the forward firepower! Emporer 44. I have a bad feeling about this. C3-PO 45. If you strike me down, I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Obi-wan 46. No Disintegrations. Vader 47. I have a bad feeling about this. Luke 48. I have a bad feeling about this. Leia 49. I have a bad feeling about this. Lando 50. There’s always a bigger fish. Quigon Jinn 51. Let the wookie win. C3-PO 52. You can kiss you trade franchise good-bye. Unknown 53. You may begin your attack. Emporer 54. We need more fighters. Luke 55. Stop building fighters. Vader 56. [Droid Bleep] 57. [Wookie Roar] 58. [Wookie Growl] 59. Laugh it up, fuzzball. Han 60. (Alien Language)…Bantha Poodoo! Unknown Alien 61. You haven’t learned anything! Unknown 62. Banthas are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals. Lando

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Galactic_Battlegrounds#Gameplay

― ☪, Friday, 27 April 2007 10:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Anarcho-Monarchism

― JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Cummings

Another famous tale of Reagan and Cummings' friendship involves the time when Ronald Reagan decided to play a practical joke on Cummings by hiding behind a very small lamp. Cummings, however, could see beyond the lamp, and punched Reagan in the mouth, fracturing his jaw. The incident was later used as the basis for a song by The Housemartins entitled "Lamp Disguise".

Up for two weeks now.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 28 April 2007 12:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Einstein_on_the_Beach#Other_songs

lol

― JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Strawberry_Switchblade&diff=prev&oldid=126693002

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i m listening to orange juice

― JW, Sunday, 29 April 2007 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neill_Calabro

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

I was looking for Strawberry Switchblade today ;/

― JW, Sunday, 29 April 2007 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

If Orange Juice were any good then Mr Snrub would've heard of them, you corny indie fuxxor.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 29 April 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Reference List of state leaders in 1025. Just because someone says something in a song this is not true. if you look at List of rulers of Wales you will see the correct rulers of Glywysing listed. Please do not put Young Jeezy who was born in 1977 as the ruler as this is clearly nonsense. Davewild 18:23, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link

(diff) (hist) . . Earth Crisis‎; 00:54 . . (-4,737) . . 69.226.245.181 (Talk) (←Replaced page with 'Earth Crisis is the American equivalent of British Neo-Nazis Skrewdriver')

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

In 2005, Warner Bros. Platinum Records released a career retrospective of the band, made up of sixteen different tracks from various recordings on one compact disc.

as opposed to those greatest hits collections where they put one track on 16 CDs

fuckin HATE those

― dmr, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

That apostrophe on "'specially" means so much.

― David R., Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Designated_driver&diff=prev&oldid=123148990

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link

The MI's onscreen military tactics were also found questionable, if not incompetent. As depicted in the film, the Bugs could not have challenged a 20th century mechanized army. While the majority of the bugs could only pose a threat to infantry at extremely close range (a limitation most assuredly not shared by the humans), the movie's troopers invariably tried to get as close as possible to the bugs, for no apparent reason other than to allow the bugs to kill them. The troopers lacked appropriate weapons — the bugs could not have fought an army equipped with tanks, flame throwers, napalm, land mines, or rapid-fire chain guns. In fact, a bombing raid of the bugs by a squadron of planes shows great success in the movie, and one must wonder why this obvious tactic was not continued. Moreover they did not make effective use of the weapons they did have, since they could easily have wiped out entire attacking forces of bugs with a single fuel-air explosive bomb while they were massing.

Troop movement was completely disorganized — soldiers moved as a loose crowd, failed to form defensive lines, and ran at the first anonymous cry of retreat. When attacking bugs, soldiers did not kneel or go prone for greater stability when firing, nor did they ever seem to aim before shooting, possibly because sights were conspicuously absent from their rifles. Overall military discipline was not in evidence. In most scenes, ground forces were completely superfluous, as the Federation could do more damage at far less cost of life from the air.

― 31g, Friday, 4 May 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:172.212.196.184&diff=prev&oldid=128552443

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EscapingLife&diff=prev&oldid=128546082

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EscapingLife&diff=prev&oldid=128549449

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

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