No, it's a family of your family Thanksgiving party, cocksmoker.
-- Alex in NYC, Sunday, November 25, 2007 1:46 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Eat a big bag of your own filth, throw it up and rub it all over yourself, and then get back to me, Nate.
-- Alex in NYC, Monday, November 26, 2007 12:47 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link
Classy!
-- Alex in NYC, Sunday, November 25, 2007 7:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
WHY I DISLIKE ALEX IN NYC, A LESSON IN THREE PARTS.
― ian, Monday, 26 November 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
dickrider is way more original than cocksmoker fwiw.
later kj albums get really samey
― chaki, Monday, 26 November 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
oh yeah dickrider is up on some vanguard shit, you never hear that from, like, everybody
I think it's a really lame insult because it boils down to "you're showing too much enthusiasm" = really? eat shit, then, asshole
― J0hn D., Monday, 26 November 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
ok now i see why trolling wrong and i am sorry
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I prefer his earlier work.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link
naw, it's more than showing too much enthusiasm. it's blind fanboy bullshit, an inability to admit that maybe your tastes are not for everybody, and CONSISTENTLY deriding those who disagree with you. xpp
― ian, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Why does the cobra bite me when I put my hand next to its mouth?
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Used to be more of a surprise factor.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, people are still getting butthurt over Alex in NYC?
― HI DERE, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
people are still saying butthurt?!
― ian, Monday, 26 November 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
butthurt is a good word.
― chaki, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Better than dickride?
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Not that I agree with the analogies, but why is a band that's an analogous to a power tool better than a band that's analogous to a rice cake? Rice cakes may be bland, but power tools just make me think of blunt masculine energy, which I rarely find appealing.
― jaymc, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
power tools go right to my hips : (
― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's take the transcripts of arguments between 6th grade boys on the back of school buses, parse them, and judge the insults. I am sure this will bear fruit!
― filthy dylan, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
If you fell into a cave, and it was full of power tools and rice cakes, I bet you'd be way more into the rice cakes.
― filthy dylan, Monday, 26 November 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Or you could use the power tools to drill through the walls and get out.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
well if the cave has free utilities then you might as well just live there
― bernard snowy, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
rice cakes are good w/cream cheese
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
im going to add some rice cakes and cream cheese to my fresh direct order
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Turning into a TITTWWS thread.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
J0hnD. is capt. save-a-controversy. p.s. u madddd
― am0n, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
can't wait 4 his willfully naive rebutt-al!!! XD
― am0n, Monday, 26 November 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Power tools are mostly battery operated now, ya know.
And if you fall on a big pile of them, you can just use another one when the previous one's battery runs out.
Look, I got this "escape from a fucking cave" thing all worked out in my head.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe you could fashion the rice cakes into a ladder using the power tools
― jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I once read a Walker Percy novel based on a famous philosophical conundrum similar to this one.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Ricecakes In the Ruins
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, that was it.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I have zero history with Alex (I'm still very new here), but his comment made me laugh out loud at the end of a long day. He's ok by me. :)
― Nate Carson, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
It's well beyond mutual, ass monkey!
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link
So the more ds, the maddddddder u r?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Why must people be so utterly humorless?
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Killing jokes.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I laughed.
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link
you're so vain you probably think this thread is about you
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread was composed as a retort to this thread, so yes -- it might as well be about me.
PS: Up yours.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link
this looks like a cool cd:
2000 VA- Gothic Club Classics audio A double-CD collection of true gothic club classics! Not any Bauhaus, Nephilim, Xymox or Mission song, but their absolute best, most recognized, and most essential tracks for the newly converted: The Mission UK's Wasteland, Bauhaus' Bela Lugosi, The Clan's Louise, X-mal's Incubus Succubus II , Killing Joke's Love Like Blood, Nick Cave's Weeping Song, Fields of the Nephilim's MoonChild, and several other leading gothic bands like Dreadful Shadows, Love Like Blood, Inkubus Sukkubus, Theatre of Tragedy and many more. 28 songs.
so does this one:
2006: VA - A Life Less Lived: The Gothic Boxaudio "A 4-disc box (3 CDs + DVD), with 53 songs and 12 videos originally released between 1978 and 1998, this boxed set provides a uniquely comprehensive listen into the largest underground scene in the world. Long before its black velvet and pale skin fashions crept into American malls, Goth music represented an underground movement led by fans who favored songs that tapped into the antisocial energy of punk but celebrated dark introspection, tempestuous atmospherics and visual panache. Rhino brings together influential bands that rarely or never participate in Gothic music compilations to create a fascinating cross-section of all matters pertaining to Goth. The box set includes essential classic hits from the founders of the gothic rock movement including Bauhaus, Joy Division, The Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, The Jesus And Mary Chain, The Mission UK, Echo & The Bunnymen, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Love And Rockets, Fields Of The Nephilim, Ghost Dance, Peter Murphy, The Danse Society, Clan Of Xymox, Xmal Deutschland, Cocteau Twins, Dead Can Dance, The Damned, Killing Joke and many more."
― Nate Carson, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:56 (sixteen years ago) link
qft
― J0hn D., Tuesday, 27 November 2007 13:08 (sixteen years ago) link
What the fuck do they know? I don't consider Joy Division or the J&MC goths either, for what it's worth.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
..and nor should anyone.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
See, that last post is where I just start laughing at you.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
joy division are the precursors to minimal house, everyone knows that
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i bet steely dan has the highest percentage of fans who used to loath them of any band.
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
How long will the new Alex'n'Nate comedy team last?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Never loathed them, just considered them a guilty pleasure. Have since dropped the guilty part.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Funnily enough, I've been laughing at you since before I can remember.
Joy Division aren't goths. Inspiration to the Goths? Sure. But to call Joy Division goths does them a profound disservice.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Alex has forgotten all of us, Rock Hardy. Maybe he should have revived the Alzheimer's thread last week.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/crumblaughing.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://walkerart.org/archive/D/AB737183A1BE364D6168.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link