your body is a wonderland

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Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Because once you get a good look at my giant head and teeth, your going to cringe.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

I just don't like mawkish and overt declarations of affection. I'm a sour old hag who's probably bitter I don't have my own Mayer to describe my body as a theme park ride. Yeah, that's the ticket...

Ick. And the sound of his voice actually singing it, makes it creepier. He sounds like a muppet.

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

But Dan what W.W. Joeie Do if you sang "your BOOTY is a wonderland?"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

She would probably eviscerate me. Or she'd roll her eyes and ignore me. It's kind of a toss-up.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

I like those odds!! Oh you said "eviscerate."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

momus we totally have hotels that rent rooms by the hour in the us

Damn, you mean I was totally wasting my money when I used to take girls to the Chelsea at $200 a pop?

But do your 'rest' hotels have automated desk clerks, jacuzzis, karaoke machines, vibromassage, and rotating teacup seats?

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 17 November 2003 18:17 (twenty years ago) link

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

I never noticed this line before. He says "Damn baby"!

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Monday, 17 November 2003 18:25 (twenty years ago) link

"But do your 'rest' hotels have automated desk clerks, jacuzzis, karaoke machines, vibromassage, and rotating teacup seats?"

No but some of the classier ones have carpets and electrical lights.

― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Monday, 17 November 2003 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

This song just makes me uncomfortable. Doesn't it creep anyone else out?

― Elyn (elynbeth), Monday, 17 November 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, it creeps me out, too. It's like women never fart or have stray hairs or boogers hanging out of their nose or something.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:09 (twenty years ago) link

His Xmas CD will include "Your Body Is a Winter Wonderland" of course.
-- Amateurist (amateuris...) (webmail), February 12th, 2003 10:09 PM. (amateurist) (link)

this still cracks me up which goes a long way toward explaining my place in the world

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:11 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sorry, I've got to hear this. Kazaa, i'm comin ......

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 09:58 (twenty years ago) link

You could probably just guess how it goes, tho

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 10:07 (twenty years ago) link

five years pass...

your body is a wonderland

― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link

why?

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

The answer is in Eisbaer's handle.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Why would he bring it here? of all places?

― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

because kids are stupid motherfuckers

― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Thursday, 6 August 2009 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

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