RIP Rush Limbaugh

this was wonderful news to wake up to

i will try to remember this day every year

Can't wait for the inevitable butthurt backlash against people celebrating the death of someone who lived as if his fondest wish was for people to celebrate his death

― old lunch

i'm getting my rush limbaugh impersonation ready to go so that if/when there's an inevitable butthurt backlash, i can just pretend i'm rush limbaugh back at them

*faces the other direction, rubs face a little, hunches shoulders. turns back around*

"I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH AND I'M AN EVIL PIECE OF SHIT THAT DESTROYS FAMILIES! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"

"AND YOU'RE ONE OF MY LISTENERS! YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOUR FAMILY TOO! I'M RUSH LIMBAUGH!!"

had to come check on you guys in this difficult time

"I'M MARK LEVIN! I'M EVIL TOO!"
"AND I'M SEAN HANNITY, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"
"I'M TUCKER CARLSON, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"
"AND I'M THE RICH GUY WHO PAYS THEM ALL TO SPEW HATRED ON MY HATE SPEECH RADIO NETWORK, AND I'M EVIL TOO!"

♫ "WE'RE EVILLLLL, AND WE LIKE TO FUCK YOUR FAMILY, LA-DE-DAAAH! ♫
♫ AND OUR EXTENDED FAMILIES ARE EVIL AS WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL ♫

food not agreeing with me, GOTTA GO TAKE A WICKED 'RUSH'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6GiHomqG4
“My question is about the budget, sir”

“I have a very beautiful weakness,” the former president told Fox News. “I tend to like people who like me.”

Trump described Limbaugh as a “legend” who was beloved by his fans. “There aren’t too many legends around, but he is a legend,” Trump said.

When asked about what he and Limbaugh had spoken about in recent weeks, the president said they discussed the presidential election results.

“Rush thought we won, and so do I, by the way,” Trump said. “I think we won substantially.”

hey thanks Rush for priming the pump for pretty much every bad political development of my adult life. hope you went painfully!

Actually quite a fitting tribute for our ex-prez to eulogize Rush by talking mostly about himself.

assumed this thread being active today was not related to his actual demise lol

I keep it real, unlike shakey mo

Wait, guys, breaking news: it turns out that these were all just rumors and innuendo. It seems that Rush Limbaugh is actually still alive.

...

Not really.

He’s fully dead, repeat Rush Limbaugh died and is no longer alive

Someone should poke him with a stick just to be sure.

Or like a lot of someones with a lot of sticks.

I know there's been a lot of scientific interest in seeing what would happen if we shot a human being directly into the sun, but has it actually happened? It's time to move beyond theory and put our innovative astro-corpse-disposal methods into practice

same deal with the science regarding hydraulic presses crushing things. we've crushed gold bars with ease, but can these machines handle a rush limbaugh?

Confirmed: Rush not dead, Vote was 51-49 with 49 Republicans, Joe Manchin, and Diane Feinstein crossing the aisle to vote that he's alive.

xp think of what science could do with the resultant paste

i just feel like maybe rush should give back a little to the scientific community, maybe donate parts of his body to several hundred different hundred unauthorized cadaver studies, along with industrial engineer groups

lol forget the aisle, Feinstein crossed the entire length of the Capitol to put in that vote

news: Feinstein and Limbaugh lovers, awaiting confirmation

Best GIS search result returned for Rush today

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jSusm4hARug/T1GT0zEutMI/AAAAAAAAFkQ/STfQsLMqJdY/s1600/enjoy%2Bthe%2Bproflowers%2Bslut.jpg

just saw Prince Philip is in the hospital, could this really be that kind of a day?!

pic.twitter.com/fXfW207FDq

— Poorly Aged Things (@PoorlyAgedStuff) February 17, 2021

take Ted Cruz, Alex Jones, and Dan Bongino today, and it'll be a real Mardi Gras

xxp i suspect a last ditch effort to save rush by grafting his head onto philips shoulder a la The Thing with Two Heads

Death is such a personal thing. When I think of Limbaugh I instantly remember how he made fun of gay people dying of AIDS, making a cruel and hopeless time even worse, but that's just me. You have to find your own way of being happy that he's dead. 🥂

— Stephen Guy-Bray (@SGUYBRAY) February 17, 2021

Burn Limbaugh's body to power Texas

— The Big Communism Builder ☭⭐️🦌 (@CmndrFish) February 17, 2021

What temperature does Oxycontin burn at

just curious

it's not so much the temperature, it requires an invisible hand to hold it up to the flames

He took his sweet time about it. Seems like he got his terminal diagnosis last September and he still managed to shovel steaming heaps of lies and stupidity for months after the election. What a piece of shit human being.

not many people come to know their fate ahead of time, like he did. he had time to step back and re-assess his mortality, his life, his purpose. he could have even tried to make amends in some ways (and man we all would have lost our shit on him if he tried). but instead he doubled down on everything that made him evil and got a medal from a fascist for his efforts

One thing that does upset me is that he isn't going to die again

RONG

Rush Limbaugh - Dead Again

I never listened to his show but I know about his coded and not-so-coded racism and hatred. Fuck him.

As someone who tried not to pay attention to him, I'm wondering: Was he honest about his political opinions or was he just following the money? Or does that even matter?

he seemed less like today's Alex Jones and that he is really that batshit stupid

oh.
i'm sorry.

WAS.

Rush, pretty sure WYSIWYG. Maybe the lower you get down the Fox broadcaster chain, it's more a career move for post-collegiate Media majors (and/or stupidity given free rein) vs. their firm convictions.

he was one of the first post-Fairness Doctrine beneficiaries, so it wasn't as glamorous a career path like it is now to be a human shitposter

would it be ok to rename this thread to Do Not RIP Rush Limbaugh, or something similar? because please don't rest in peace

Tbf it also stands for ‘rest in piss’.

But do we even have to let him "rest" at all? I'd lobby for "Rots in Piss" myself.

There’s also ‘rip in pieces’. Sky’s the limit.

Racist idiot, perished.

Runny Ileostomy Pollution

scrolling through all of Rush's greatest hits on Twitter, this guy really was the proto-Trump, just the absolute worst stance possible on every single issue