internet ads that raise an eyebrow

Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama

i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave

hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately

i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot

oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.

Only the penitent man will pass!

one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"

huh no shit

40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed

would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?

only one way to find out

extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI

holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E

would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this

What the complete and holistic fuck

Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all

Read some pornographic books?

wierd cave

Their 2009 tape on Sacred Bones was killer

https://i.imgur.com/EMFdmXd.jpg

damn

looks like you could comfortably sit in that chair for days

it what the founding fathers would of wanted

Holy shit @ those Emperor and Beauties ads.

https://i.ibb.co/BZrbGfh/2-E153-BB5-9-F7-D-48-F5-B38-F-28-F5-DD283948.jpg

worth the wait!

I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.

eh?

walking to reduce tommy pic.twitter.com/eePcQ48vn4

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 18, 2021

xp the shirt comes off but the pants stay mostly on!

Yeah, I'm not confident that she's provided enough clearance to avoid having to wash those yoga pants afterward.

xpost When you meet the buddha in the road, swallow him.

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.

there are bidet knobs on the side

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

where i'm from, we use socks

to poop in, i mean

(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)

wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?

That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.

Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.

*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*
"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"
*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*

there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.

♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪

looking for some cleanliness
but there is only filthiness
to fiiiiiiind

wipe to the left
wipe to the right
lookin downstairs
messy behind

I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows

cleansing the anus is just gravy

https://i.ibb.co/wJgDs6V/24437-E48-1-AC8-496-E-BC3-C-B18-EFDDC35-A4.jpg

.........Pardon?

idk, seems pretty straightforward

https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png

25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!

they also liked to me for years, mike

lied

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