Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

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People in red wall seats want all disabled people to die, so now Starmer does too.

Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 February 2021 14:15 (three years ago) link

From that Times interview
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuGsC5TXMAI7Qh0?format=jpg&name=900x900

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

Little bitterness there at Sally Rooney supporting Corbyn era labour eh

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link

Keir Starmer or gangrene?

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:37 (three years ago) link

supporting the government or opposing

plax (ico), Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:54 (three years ago) link

yes I agree with you Kieth, they are both indeed complete wankers!

calzino, Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

If you're allowed to say 'both' to any question then you might as well say it to all of them and it invalidates the exercise.

When KS ran for leader in January 2020 or so, he would not have dared to praise Blair over JC.

the pinefox, Saturday, 13 February 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link

Correct answer was "neither" but she fucked all of the other questions too so

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:14 (three years ago) link

I tell a lie, I'll give her Mantel and Cornwall

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:15 (three years ago) link

And Yonce I guess, tho that was a legit both

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link

Howling at this detail from this article:

Prof Bowring said that there used to be “huge arguments” in the society about who was more working class, with Sir Keir insisting that he was on the grounds that “he played five-a-side football every weekend.”

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Saturday, 13 February 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link

I once had an argument with an arsehole social worker who was causing me problems and whom I accused of being terminally middle-class in a bad way and awfully judgemental to the point it affects her ability to do her job properly and her retort was: I'm not middle-class ... I go to Rugby League games!

calzino, Saturday, 13 February 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

Lol fair comeback

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link

well compared to kier she was a Govan docker tbf!

calzino, Saturday, 13 February 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link

Hearing that Keir Starmer (a member of the Trilateral comission) is bringing back Peter Mandelson, pictured here with another famous Trilateral Comission member. pic.twitter.com/7bHUPCDI79

— Trizzy Gillespie #BLM (@BlackXList) February 14, 2021

it doesn't get mentioned enough that Kieth (along with Rory Stewart lol) is a member of the shady and right wing authoritarian as fuck Rockefeller founded Trilateral Commission, that yes Epstein was also a member of!

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:21 (three years ago) link

or like someone just posted it definitely will get mentioned if this walking corpse is still Labour leader by the next election.

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:24 (three years ago) link

maybe Kieth will say they are just a bunch of mates he plays 5 a side with!

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:32 (three years ago) link

oh come on some of them were older than that

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:33 (three years ago) link

lol!

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:33 (three years ago) link

its publication The Crisis of Democracy, which describes the strong popular interest in politics during the 1970s as an "excess of democracy"

The Trilateral Commission] was concerned with trying to induce what they called "more moderation in democracy"—turn people back to passivity and obedience so they don't put so many constraints on state power

great bunch of lads etc...

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 10:40 (three years ago) link

is this the real appeal of the blair years then

Left, Sunday, 14 February 2021 11:14 (three years ago) link

I'm impressed.

Sorry, but I don’t think they’re going to make a ‘Billy Elliot’ type film out of your Winchester College, Oxford, Hedge Fund, marry billionaire daughter story mate. Get on with the job. https://t.co/372cfrKdck

— Ken Clarke (@MrKennethClarke) February 13, 2021

the pinefox, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:22 (three years ago) link

that is one huge door

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:28 (three years ago) link

Hardly real ken tho

scampsite (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:29 (three years ago) link

(xp) And one miniscule Chancellor.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link

Oh, are you talking abut the first photo?

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link

parody Ken, obvs, he would never

glumdalclitch, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:37 (three years ago) link

xp

the second one, not the one in the slums of Hampshire where he had to hustle on the mean streets just to eat!

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:39 (three years ago) link

It's probably someone else's door, one of his servants maybe.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link

dudes Rishi is barely taller than Priti tbf

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:42 (three years ago) link

I like the way this gormless cunt still seems to think mentioning star wars all the time is very cute and somehow adds to the perception that he's a bit of a character

calzino, Sunday, 14 February 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link

Why does Boris Johnson still feel the need to do that fucking elbow greeting (in lieu of shaking hands)? Why can't he just nod "Hello" in a socially distanced way? That this is almost always in hospital settings boils my piss.

djh, Monday, 15 February 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

Because he's a cunt is the usual answer

Yes, that.

djh, Monday, 15 February 2021 16:17 (three years ago) link

i do love post-early-crisis perseverant elbow dabs, but i am not your ppl and agree- what an insufferable d-bag.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Monday, 15 February 2021 23:12 (three years ago) link

Wow. From Tom Kibasi, one of the architects of Keir Starmer's leadership campaign:

"If Starmer were to depart as leader tomorrow, he would not leave a trace of a meaningful political project in his wake"

The current strategy is a "journey to nowhere"https://t.co/zxJVkaXBch

— Gabriel Pogrund (@Gabriel_Pogrund) February 16, 2021

calzino, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link

if this is what they're willing to say in public you have to wonder what's being said behind closed doors

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

nothing helpful or constructive, one can safely assume

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link

I think even those that knew has a lame dog melt and a trojan horse for the Right still had no idea how fucking inept a leader he would be!

calzino, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link

The fact that Starmer received more votes in 2020 than Corbyn polled in either 2015 or 2016 showed that the Labour membership recognised a different approach was needed.

From that Kabasi piece. Starmer got 275,780 votes in the 2020 LLC. Corbyn got 313,209 vs Owen Smith.

nashwan, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:23 (three years ago) link

Yes, that did not seem likely to me.

I'm Going to Bring a Watermelon to Mark Grout Tonight (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:28 (three years ago) link

tbh i don't think Kibasi is moaning about Kieth's failure to announce any *leftish* policies

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

policies? apparently there is a *blitz* of them coming this week, not seen jack shit of them yet.

calzino, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

i think this seems mostly like an opportunity for kibasi to cement in the public eye his own importance (as a king maker here) while in reality since leaving ippr he is not nearly as prominent as he was

plax (ico), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 18:38 (three years ago) link

"I helped elect the Labour leader"

yeah that was a real tough job with a lame as fuck labour membership that was already melting faster than the Antarctic glaciers.

calzino, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2021/feb/16/proposed-free-speech-law-will-make-english-universities-liable-for-breaches

further strategising from the frontlines of the culture war

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:01 (three years ago) link

I did find it odd that Tom Kibasi left the IPPR. I have never quite grasped his motivation - unless it was simply a personal matter.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link

prince philip in hospital 'as a precaution', reports the bbc

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:46 (three years ago) link

hopefully nailing him into a steel coffin as a precaution against him rising from the grave as a vengeful lich

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:47 (three years ago) link

"as a precaution they've had to castrate his alien lizard reproductive organ to stop him breeding with himself"

calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link


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