The Dr. Morbius Memorial 2020-2021 MLB Hot Stove Thread

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“Franchy” is an 80-grade first name tho.
Surprised to see the royals trading away Lee.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 February 2021 05:21 (three years ago) link

i feel pretty much less than nothing for the sox these days but it still stings a little to see the last 'killer b' go two years removed from winning it all

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 February 2021 13:27 (three years ago) link

Now the first and true Killer B's--Bell, Barfield, and Moseby--can be restored to their place of privilege.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 February 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

uh, I believe you mean Biggio, Bo and Bvlad!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 February 2021 19:23 (three years ago) link

Turner back to the Dodgers, who might be in the upper bracket of the luxury tax at this point!
is this gonna be like a yankees situation, where it takes years of trimming to get back down under?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 14 February 2021 02:09 (three years ago) link

your framing of the situation pains me

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 February 2021 02:35 (three years ago) link

dominating the league do have its downside.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 14 February 2021 03:14 (three years ago) link

Mets stocking up on people whose last name ends in -illar

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link

Fifth team for Pillar in two years, wow. If he continues to hit like he's been hitting recently, he's a good guy to have around.

clemenza, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link

Star shortstop Fernando Tatis Jr. and the San Diego Padres are in agreement on a 14-year, $340 million contract extension, a source familiar with the deal tells ESPN.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) February 18, 2021

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:19 (three years ago) link

one owner didn't get the memo

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link

jesus

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:50 (three years ago) link

(also that's awesome)

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 February 2021 02:54 (three years ago) link

It has to be a record.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 February 2021 03:56 (three years ago) link

OMG

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 18 February 2021 05:44 (three years ago) link

if you're going to give out a 14-year contract, it might as well be to a player who's 22 years old

na (NA), Thursday, 18 February 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

dude doesn't even have a full season under his belt

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 18 February 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link

neat

The Giants have made a unique addition to their coaching staff: former Rays outfielder Fernando Perez joins them as a video analyst. Perez is a Columbia alum, a documentary filmmaker and a published poet. He's also a Spanish speaker who can help Latino players w/video analysis. pic.twitter.com/4eH0c9hhxo

— Andrew Baggarly (@extrabaggs) February 18, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:50 (three years ago) link

clown

The speech, which was downloaded to YouTube and went Twitter viral on Sunday morning, offered information that the Mariners' front office would likely never share publicly to the media or the fan base. https://t.co/g4rRecXKxX

— Seattle Times Sports (@SeaTimesSports) February 21, 2021

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2021 01:46 (three years ago) link

Mariners have released a statement: Kevin Mather has resigned.

— Corey Brock (@CoreyBrockMLB) February 22, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

forced to resign for saying out loud what every front office truly believes

remarkable idiocy though. rotarians!

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:22 (three years ago) link

Seattle should put up a statue of Mather for getting Kelenic in the Diaz/Cano trade.

Rocky Thee Stallion (PBKR), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link

Manfred must be so so pissed.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 01:59 (three years ago) link

is it bad that, as a lifelong fan, i want the CBA negotiations 10 months from now to utterly destroy baseball

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:06 (three years ago) link

not at all

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:55 (three years ago) link

I don’t know if the players deserve that.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 06:18 (three years ago) link

group economics

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 09:44 (three years ago) link

Blue Jays just announced they are no longer going to have a radio team. I still listen all the time in the car or while doing work around the house - and listening to TV broadcasters try to paint a picture of what I can’t see is going to be some serious garbage.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 27 February 2021 14:13 (three years ago) link

Time for some pirate radio announcers to swoop in

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 27 February 2021 14:55 (three years ago) link

xp Wait, what? Yeah, I listened a lot on the radio. Yet another reminder that I'm old, because this doesn't even compute to me.

francisF, Saturday, 27 February 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

yeah, hoping for a cottage industry of amateur feeds, who knows?

francisF, Saturday, 27 February 2021 23:32 (three years ago) link

Oh I see, a "simulcast". Bah, radio is a craft not to be taken on by anyone. Thankfully Wilner is gone at least

francisF, Saturday, 27 February 2021 23:34 (three years ago) link

Close your eyes and imagine...

Joe carter rounding the bases after hitting a world series winning home run. One of the biggest hits in baseball history...

As the sound of Buck Martinez's strained "howme rawwwwwnnnnnnnghghghghg...." call trails off, Pat Tabler chimes in with "Joe Carter is a baseball player, Buck."

Our collective souls die a little inside. "Touch 'em all Joe" is so out of reach for our middling TV crew.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 27 February 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

Time for some pirate radio announcers to swoop in

you don't want any of the pirates' announcers

tbf dan shulman is a total pro and has worked in radio, so if anyone can make it work (assuming he's allowed to!), i'd trust him

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 February 2021 00:46 (three years ago) link

Shulman is a saving grace, definitely

francisF, Sunday, 28 February 2021 01:56 (three years ago) link

for sure.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 28 February 2021 02:34 (three years ago) link

I think it goes more like this:

Close your eyes and imagine...

[Joe carter swings the bat]

Buck: get out of here ball, get out, get out!

[ball clears the fence, crowd erupts, Jays win the series]

Pat: Whoa! How about that!

Hypothetical radio listener: ??????&*&

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 28 February 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link

jbj to brewers, 2 years, 24M

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 March 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link

Blue Jays just announced they are no longer going to have a radio team. "

That' some cheap BS in the age of zoom. F'n Ronnie Reagan was doing baseball radio broadcasts by wire (and many others also did so) back in the paleolithic era.

earlnash, Friday, 5 March 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lindor extended w/Mets. Just before April fools.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 1 April 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

Boy is it gonna be awesome reliving the Manny Ramirez betrayal all over again.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 1 April 2021 10:30 (three years ago) link

only ‘betrayal’ here was by cleveland ownership

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 April 2021 10:38 (three years ago) link

what was the betrayal?! i was not following baseball in the early Manny years.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 April 2021 13:19 (three years ago) link

afaict the betrayal is "chose to sign with a different team in free agency"?

which i guess is worse than "was offered nothing by a team that has been crying poor for years, got traded to a different team where he was offered one of the biggest contracts of all time and accepted it instead of going back to the first team in free agency for some reason"

but not by much

, Thursday, 1 April 2021 13:56 (three years ago) link

Manny signed with the fucking Red Sox and won a goddamn World Series and Cleveland didn’t.

Yes of course it’s the owners I’m mad at. And at the MLB for not having a salary cap.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link

Poor people should not be allowed to own professional sports teams.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link

tbf he won two world series with the red sox

and larry dolan is worth $4.6 billion, fourth-most among mlb owners

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:13 (three years ago) link

aren't even small market teams fairly profitable? i think the issue might be too many, let's say, "wealth oriented" groups owning teams!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link

ALSO: OPENEING DAY!!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 April 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link


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