Name That Choon, it's Name That Tune but all the tunes have been replaced by choons
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:55 (three years ago) link
Loveboat but just mostly diarrhea instead of hooking up
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link
Love In The Time Of Norovirus
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:01 (three years ago) link
instead of? these things aren't mutually exclusive
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:02 (three years ago) link
feel like i'm zoolander to will's hansel in a walk-off. way to duplicate, then elaborate.
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:03 (three years ago) link
Making the Band - Diddy is unstable and kills a band member an episode, last person standing gets solo deal
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Thursday, February 4, 2021 10:40 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
more like unmaking the band
― trans-panda express (m bison), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:10 (three years ago) link
mr rogers neighborhood has been gentrified to unaffordability, so presbyterian rev. fred rogers is now living in the church he used minister to and trying to find peace
― trans-panda express (m bison), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:12 (three years ago) link
ok no one’s going to like this but think Lolita except it’s BJ & the Bear.
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:19 (three years ago) link
Casper trying to solve his own brutal murder (which we see in copious and extremely graphic flashbacks)
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:20 (three years ago) link
otoh,, lipstick on a chimp= never not funny
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:20 (three years ago) link
(picnic, mauling)
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:26 (three years ago) link
Welcome Back, Kotter but the Sweat Hogs are all the children of millionaire gentrifiers.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:27 (three years ago) link
JEOPARDY! but it's Trebek's corpse
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:36 (three years ago) link
wheel of fortune but they crush you under the wheel if you fail to solve the puzzle
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:42 (three years ago) link
Supermarket Sweep except there's no groceries and just apex predators
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 05:51 (three years ago) link
The Partridge Family but the kids are The Shaggs and Shirley Jones is Austin Wiggin. They are forced to be in a pop group. Locked in the garage to write and rehearse and made to perform in front of hostile audiences who ridicule them.
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Friday, 5 February 2021 06:52 (three years ago) link
Valerie, only when the titular lead actress dies instead of introducing a new character and renaming the show The Hogan Family, the family begins to lure new women into the house and murder them for parts so the can create a new vessel that their matriarch's spirit can resurrect into
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP)
^ winner
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Friday, 5 February 2021 06:54 (three years ago) link
The Secret World Of Alex Mack, only instead of getting magical powers from the radioactive waste she gets very, very sick
― boxedjoy, Friday, 5 February 2021 11:08 (three years ago) link
Barney Miller, except the cops are popping pills or have other vices; the n-word and other racial epithets are freely used; and the press is hounding them about a detainee who claims to have been "Louima'd."
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:09 (three years ago) link
macgyver, serial killer
― Roz, Friday, 5 February 2021 13:17 (three years ago) link
cereal killer. he creates weapons out of corn flakes
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:19 (three years ago) link
Gossip Girl except it's centered around an NXIVM-type cult rather than a school
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
Mr. Belvedere where he Munchausen-by-proxy-s a different family every season.
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:35 (three years ago) link
The Muppet Show where the cameras are all placed a few feet lower to show the human arms that have been jammed into the upper halves of savagely-bisected and freely-bleeding Muppet corpses.
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:38 (three years ago) link
Dexter's Laboratory, except Dexter is working with anthrax and WMDs.
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Friday, 5 February 2021 13:50 (three years ago) link
Fraggle Rock except the rock is a crack rock which they smoke
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 14:02 (three years ago) link
seinfeld but the entire series takes place after they go to prison― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkUse the entire cast of Oz― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Use the entire cast of Oz
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Y'all never saw this? https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18kvo
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 5 February 2021 15:42 (three years ago) link
Facts of Life except free bleeders
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:47 (three years ago) link
Gimme a Break! but now they're all compound fracture fetishists
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link
Small Wonder, but Vicky vivisects everybody in her family and nobody ever discovers the bodies as she seals them in the wall and just tells investigators to "close their legs" when they ask what the smell is
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link
Knight Rider except KITT is not just voiced but actually played by William Daniels, and every episode has Hasselhoff cruelly trying to ride him.
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 5 February 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link
I would like a new version of Thomas The Tank Engine which focuses on how these sentient beings are brought into existence to perform menial labour and if they have any ideas about doing anything else they are bricked up in a shed and left to die. Also they should look like this insidehttps://i1.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/DD0woFSXoAAJqhS.jpg
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 February 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link
speaking of William Daniels I caught Parallax View recently and was thinking someone could do a pretty decent update, but oriented around Qanon and the protagonist is very clearly having a psychotic break.
And then he or she also runs for the House and wins.
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 February 2021 16:53 (three years ago) link
I'm not ok after that Thomas pic
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link
The Clangers, except they're genetically-modified human colonists on a desperate mission to terraform a small planetoid, but now the biodomes are beginning to fail and they're considering whether to eat the Soup Dragon.
― faramir otm (Matt #2), Friday, 5 February 2021 17:00 (three years ago) link
The A-Team where A stands for 'anus' because all of their specialized skills are performed with their anuses
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 17:09 (three years ago) link
i pity the fool who cant operate firearms with ass clenching
― trans-panda express (m bison), Saturday, 6 February 2021 14:58 (three years ago) link
Powderpuff Girls escaped notice in this thread, emerges for the win! Also a reboot of "The 4400", which I remember having its moments, being like a combo of JMS' Rising Stars and later on, a mild Strikeforce Morituri with the "serum grants powers to X%, kills the others" plot.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link
Powerpuff. Apologies to their fans.
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Weakness
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link
lol someone redubbed MLP as a satanic cartoon not that long ago on Youtube
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link
two and a half men but literalrupaul drag race but where they have to lipsync for their lives
― scanner darkly, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link
first one was a cutaway Family Guy joke
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link
That Thomas pic is classic nightmare fuel
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link
I had a Small Wonder one but I had to self-censor
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link
The Smurfs are slowly disappearing and we eventually learn that it's because Papa Smurf is collaborating with Gargamel in exchange for blow.
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
the crown but with a laugh track
― scanner darkly, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link
The Electric Company is reimagined as a black-ops squad using a kid's television show as their cover story. The first season blows their cover and they all have to go into hiding as an unknown organization hunts them down and picks them off one by one. Eventually, it's revealed that the organization hunting them is being run by Col. Fred Rogers.
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link
I recently started The Crown and keep thinking that there are way too many missed opportunities for Elizabeth to send various people to the Tower of London for a fast execution.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:14 (three years ago) link
Captain Kangaroo only it's a literal anthropomorphic, fascist Kangaroo who is a Captain in the military and seizes power through a military coup....in Canada.
the only people can than save Canada from teh Kangaroo....is the company that makes Canada Dry.
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:20 (three years ago) link