Wasnt this what was happening anyway
That was the joke, yes
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:05 (three years ago) link
xp - June Cleaver was a nurse in the camp who dealt with "female issues" of the prisoners. Being a housewife is a big change for her. ... In season 2, Beaver learns that he was actually adopted due to his parents inability to conceive due to the effects of living and working in the V2 facility, and he speculates wildly as to who he really is. Was he Anna Unger's son with a prominent Nazi scientist? Was his father even higher up in the Nazi command? Was his father, in fact, Adolf Hitler himself?
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 03:07 (three years ago) link
Kids Incorporated only it’s set in a suburban basement and the kids are all undocumented and spend their time sewing fashion knockoffs for the people who own the house
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:07 (three years ago) link
Hill Street Blues but all the detectives have teamed up as a human centipede, starring Dennis Franz as Detective Andy Sipowicz/The Head and David Caruso as John Kelly "bringing up the rear"
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:09 (three years ago) link
Or even say, NYPD Blue
xxpost very week the songs they perform contain coded messages asking for home viewers to rescue them because the home owners are abusive
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:10 (three years ago) link
ok guys human centipede has been invoked, everybody out of the thread for a short decontamination
Sister Sister but every episode a tooth falls out of one twin’s mouth
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:12 (three years ago) link
Friends only it’s Rent
xpost the same twin's mouth every ep or does it alternate
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:13 (three years ago) link
was gonna say Dilbert but I forgot it already exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flWuvkNWuS4
― frogbs, Friday, 5 February 2021 03:14 (three years ago) link
Eddie Haskell, Wally's best friend, is the bad influence he was in the original series. In this new version, Eddie is a motorcycle enthusiast and sometime drug mule for an older group of motorcycle enthusiasts who sell drugs and are affiliated with the KKK. Eddie learns who his buddy, Wally, really is, and wants to use Wally's real identity to impress his biker buddies and move up in their organization. Will Wally help his pal, or will he be loyal to his family and keep their secret.
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 03:16 (three years ago) link
Simpsons but Homer's obvious intellectual disability/substance problems/emotional inaccessibility are treated with appropriate care and sensitivity
― cpt otm (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:17 (three years ago) link
Will June use her medical knowledge and prevent Eddie from further endangering her family?
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 03:18 (three years ago) link
Kojak, where now instead of constantly sucking on a lollipop he's always smelling his fingers. It's weird and it makes everyone uncomfortable.
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link
Full House but it's the house from Hellraiser
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
I really think this Leave It To Beaver reboot has legs
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 03:24 (three years ago) link
Oh and then there's the storyline with Ward's secretary, Grace. Grace starts dating a nice man who works as an installer/repairman for the telephone company. He is black, but "one of the good ones" a phrase that keeps getting repeated throughout the office and then at home. Then Grace, the only daughter of strict (and also racist) Catholic parents, gets pregnant. It's definitely June to the rescue, but what will be the solution?
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 03:30 (three years ago) link
seinfeld but the entire series takes place after they go to prison
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link
Use the entire cast of Oz
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link
George has to bunk with Vern Schillinger
Kramer accidentally shanks Said and becomes head of the Muslims
Batman - Alfred kills Bruce’s parents so he can raise the boy as his own
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:45 (three years ago) link
The Apprentice
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:48 (three years ago) link
Breaking Bad but he's kind of terrible at science and dies.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:49 (three years ago) link
murdered for being bad at science, you hate to see it.
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, February 4, 2021 7:48 PM (five minutes ago
too soon
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 03:54 (three years ago) link
the only way I'm watching a reboot of the Apprentice is if it's the final scene of Goodfellas with Trump's face deepfaked onto Liotta's body
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:55 (three years ago) link
dr. katz, professional therapist, in which he gently and with a surfeit of dad-jokes pushes his celebrity clients towards suicide.
― slugbuggy, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link
Bobs Burgers but Louise talks the other 2 into Menendezing Bob and Linda
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:19 (three years ago) link
sorry that's what makes it dark, it's just the same show as before, all is forgiven
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:23 (three years ago) link
feel like i'm zoolander to will's hansel in a walk-off. way to duplicate, then elaborate.
― slugbuggy, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:30 (three years ago) link
I think we just spent the past 4 years as extras in this reboot
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:32 (three years ago) link
that was just the spinoff
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:33 (three years ago) link
Teletubbies -- but they live underground because an asteroid hit the earth and it is actually a desolate wasteland. The only reliable source of protein are young animals and children which they lure in with their bright costumes and playful manner. Half of each episode is a cooking show.
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:38 (three years ago) link
lol
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:39 (three years ago) link
*a cooking show where the four Teletubbies compete to make the most delicious dish out of whatever protein source has ventured their way.
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:39 (three years ago) link
Making the Band - Diddy is unstable and kills a band member an episode, last person standing gets solo deal
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:40 (three years ago) link
we already have the Dark Teletubbies credits footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98lOJGTe1M0
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:40 (three years ago) link
oh and each episode there is a celebrity judge
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:41 (three years ago) link
Shark Tank - billionaires travel to an island in the Caribbean where they feed a child to sharks
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:41 (three years ago) link
not if the Teletubbies get it first!!
― sarahell, Friday, 5 February 2021 04:42 (three years ago) link
Shart Tank - buncha people fed laxatives and forbidden from pooping, first who touches cloth loses
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:44 (three years ago) link
Real Sex - exactly the same but now you have to see all those suburban swingers in 4K
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:44 (three years ago) link
also there are three GAPING ANAL specials
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:45 (three years ago) link
rugrats except the characters are actual rats who live under your rug
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:48 (three years ago) link
Care Bears Today!: Now the only thing these Bears Care about is accruing Instagram followers. Just constant, affectless conversations about branding generating content as they putt about in their cloud car.
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:51 (three years ago) link
Scooby Doo - Scooby is a human in a polyamorous puppy-play BDSM relationship with everyone else in the van.
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:54 (three years ago) link
Name That Choon, it's Name That Tune but all the tunes have been replaced by choons
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:55 (three years ago) link
Loveboat but just mostly diarrhea instead of hooking up
― Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Friday, 5 February 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link