"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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I don't think I'll ever be joining Facebook, despite having been invited to by one friend recently. Its one online area I don't feel like I belong in for various reasons.

-- Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 06:53 (3 days ago) Link

Why, because most of the population are young enough to be your children?

ZING! ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM!

I kid, Trayce, you know I do.

Mikey Bidness, Saturday, 14 July 2007 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link

um, doesnt complicated mean kind of non-monogamous, which means, (hopefully) no strings easy hookup time? cuz theyre going to stick with the other person (otherwise, they'd just be single)

Filey Camp, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:55 (sixteen years ago) link

one of my friends who claims 'complicated' status is having a fucking kid and moving in with the one he's 'complicated' with. i think it's usually a desperate bid to appear interesting.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link

(jokes bruv)

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 14 July 2007 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link

it's complicated

RJG, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:02 (sixteen years ago) link

it always is, with some people.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:04 (sixteen years ago) link

my 'complicated' status is for a couple of reasons: firstly, because i'm in this more-than-friends thing with someone who lives in another country. we have no exclusive relationship, but he's the shizzle and i have no interest in casual flings with anyone else. secondly, i won't rule out meeting someone and falling for them, but the truth is that i'm totally into someone else, and i don't want to lie about it. at least this way, the subject comes up right away, so the other person knows where they stand.

um, doesnt complicated mean kind of non-monogamous, which means, (hopefully) no strings easy hookup time? cuz theyre going to stick with the other person (otherwise, they'd just be single)

-- Filey Camp
good point --- i hadn't considered this!!

Rubyred, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i think it's usually a desperate bid to appear interesting.

shit, i hadn't considered this, either :(

Rubyred, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link

it sure is complicated

Filey Camp, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link

tell me about it.

Rubyred, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Mikey why arent you out shooting lasers at James and Nick's haids?

Trayce, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh wait you posted that 3 hours ago, nm.

Trayce, Saturday, 14 July 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I've discovered someone that i considered a good friend has signed up and friended lots of my friends but not me. Can't help feeling it's like being back at primary school.

leigh, Saturday, 14 July 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

leigh, a lot of times I just friend people whose names turn up in context of wall posts, etc

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

E****** B***** joined the group Boris for London Mayor.

:'(

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2424562713&ref=mf

There's a place you can go

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Holy fuck I'm happy i tracked down teh "People that HATE those frangipani car stickers and people that own them" group.

Drooone, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Why the hell did I just join this thing?

It is already confusing me. Apparently I am a vampire now.

Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Nice work, Trayce!

Drooone, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I have to bite other people! This thing looks like such a damn timesink.

Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah I avoid stupid shit like that. and that zombie thing. Come on, that bullshit's for 12 yr olds. I'm a real man, I have fortune cookie app.

Drooone, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:34 (sixteen years ago) link

that stuff is weird and annoying. i got made a zombie, but i can't really be bothered with it - it seems kinda pointless. but then i'm worried about hurting people's feelings :(

Rubyredd, Friday, 20 July 2007 00:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah I got asked to side with ninjas or some crap and I've already ignored that one geez.

Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

there seems to be a ton of that stuff - food fights, stupid quizzes etc. at least myspazz doesn't have that kinda lame shit (although it has all sorts of other lame shits).

Rubyredd, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I like ninjas.

Drooone, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm afraid of zombies.

Facebook's Scrabble application ("Scrabulous") is my new favorite time-waster.

Sara R-C, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I am getting really annoyed by all the apps - the only ones I've used are graffiti wall and today I added catbook. it lets you post as your cat and that has to be good for at least.. minutes of entertainment.

Kim, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Finding people you used to know five, ten, fifteen years ago on facebook/myspace: C or D? (Hint: Dud)

Cunga, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

lolz. this happened the other day. But the individual involved looks like this though: http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/z.jpg

So it was acceptable

Drooone, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

lolz facebook "apps" are the dumbest fucking things ever. i'd rather waste my time masturbating to that picture ^^^

the table is the table, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Drooone's inbox now currently full of 'introduce me to your friend plz' messages.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:47 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2424562713&ref=mf

There's a place you can go


Duly joined!

Colonel Poo, Friday, 20 July 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Scrabulous is the bomb now that it's on a new server.

blueski, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:00 (sixteen years ago) link

daaaaamn, drooone.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Friend Wheel application = k-classic.

Is there Facebook Pong yet?

Matt DC, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link

it's silly tho, you can play all these games online together anyway, set up friend leagues or whatever. more effort tho eh.

blueski, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I keep adding apps and then deleting'em a day later. Still, I rrrreally like FB. Much more fun than MySplat.

nathalie, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey now.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Steve yeah that's true but it's very good for Facebook themselves in that people spend bludy ages on the site at any one time. Even more time than they did before that is.

Matt DC, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link

I add an app then I delete an app. There should be an app for this.

jel --, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

My friend wheel looks like an incomplete death star! Hooray!

jel --, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?

admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I wanted to keep it a secret.

jel --, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey Ned, have you looked at Wikipedia today?:

"Did you know....that the nickname Ned arose from an instance of rebracketing, as children interpreted the term of endearment "mine Ed" as "my Ned"?"

Mark C, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

see also Ellie --> Nellie, I'd imagine.

you know the thing I find weirdest abt facebook? The gifts for a dollar thing. Speshly as they're not real gifts! Mind you, Today's Gift is a stinky skunk. Who'd want to send anyone a Stinky Skunk, real or virtual???

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 09:57 (sixteen years ago) link

yeh the gift thing is just bizarre

blueski, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 10:15 (sixteen years ago) link

More proof that Americans are just wacky:

Sexual Offenders List Indiana
By Jason Ward
This application shows you the picture,name and address of registered sex offenders for your hometown in Indiana, plus you can easily check to see if the offender is on Facebook.

One would imagine there are lawsuit possibilities in this.

mitya, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 11:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Instead of joining a pro-Boris Johnson group, why not join a “I was privately educated and would like to retain the unfair advantages handed out to me in life” group instead?

Actually Dom, I was thinking of starting one of those...

CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:12 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd join

Mark C, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:12 (sixteen years ago) link

i added the last.fm 'what are you listening to now' app, but it's frozen on the songs i was listening to about an hour ago. wtf??

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 13:32 (sixteen years ago) link


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