I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:49 (three years ago) link
it could still be that thread
i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!
https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 22:30 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png
what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2021 03:58 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 12 February 2021 06:36 (three years ago) link
ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.
but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long
https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link
I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
i'm 37
is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png
https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png
One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!
― pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link
Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:21 (three years ago) link
probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl
― frogbs, Monday, 15 February 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link
xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.
― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:23 (three years ago) link
i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 15 February 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link
yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:24 (three years ago) link
all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link
did they end up ripped?
― sarahell, Monday, 15 February 2021 19:52 (three years ago) link
yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop
― he said that you son of a bitch (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link
i just noticed that the waves behind him are photoshopped, but in a really funny way:
https://i.imgur.com/qPl9u6T.png
i guess the marketing department at Revival Point's Innovation PoopLab requested some more ocean to the ripped pooper's left, and this IT-based "mirror" solution was the best they could do given the urgency of the Lab's other work
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
just pathetic.
https://i.imgur.com/t2Lxnhc.png
i've seen better work from the interns down in BoogerZone, and that was years ago and under much more intense circumnstances
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
the Light Zone in the Darkweb, year: 2045. Photo retouching department, Order _x238Y432, "original vision"
https://i.imgur.com/P3XBMnu.jpg
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 February 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? you’re welcome!
― brimstead, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link
damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link
somewhat related:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link
one of my fav websites, that Interesticle
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link
MAN FINDS WIERD CAVE
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link
Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:42 (three years ago) link
i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 00:16 (three years ago) link
hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:18 (three years ago) link
i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:21 (three years ago) link
oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link
Only the penitent man will pass!
― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link
one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link
huh no shit
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:17 (three years ago) link
40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:52 (three years ago) link
would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?
― sarahell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link
only one way to find out
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link
extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link
holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E
would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link
What the complete and holistic fuck
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link
Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all
― Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:28 (three years ago) link
Read some pornographic books?
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link
wierd cave
Their 2009 tape on Sacred Bones was killer
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EMFdmXd.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
damn
looks like you could comfortably sit in that chair for days
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:08 (three years ago) link
it what the founding fathers would of wanted
― Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:11 (three years ago) link
Holy shit @ those Emperor and Beauties ads.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/BZrbGfh/2-E153-BB5-9-F7-D-48-F5-B38-F-28-F5-DD283948.jpg
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link
worth the wait!
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link