Lunch has arrived... now u have to poop

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how do you throw food "into" the floor?

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:50 (three years ago) link

if Neanderthal is installing flooring for you, be sure he has easy access to a nearby bathroom

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

Go poop, the food can wait
Poop and hope it stays warm (the food)

I want to know why these are two separate options

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

Usually poop after eating. It's called "dumping".

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

oh goddammit! one of those options was supposed to be eat now, poop later.

welp this poll is FLAWED

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal do you normally poop around lunch time or are you like excited about lunch?

record shopping always does it to me

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

I love lunch. but my body always wants to....go then.

it's muscle memory from my days in the office, when that would happen cos I ate breakfast back then. but I don't anymore!

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:02 (three years ago) link

atta by

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

gonna start eating lunch at 10 am now

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:05 (three years ago) link

Never put off pooping.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link

it's a situation that could snoball

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link

BRB pooping

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 13 February 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 14 February 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

Pavlovian loop time.
KInda sadistic, maybe train your consumer to have teh same reaction to an approaching dinner tray.
Maybe invest in adult nappies?

Stevolende, Sunday, 14 February 2021 09:36 (three years ago) link


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