“It’s a little too quiet” - US Politics February 2021

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yes, was thinking also of his interpretation of Green Eggs & Ham

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 11:54 (three years ago) link

Ted limbering up those DARVO muscles

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 12:37 (three years ago) link

thanos did nothing wrong

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 12:39 (three years ago) link

When is the Ted Cruz vaccine gonna be prepped for distribution, is what I wanna know.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

he really is just a trash person, it's incredible

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 12:58 (three years ago) link

i think to myself - how can i angle for this particular job, how can i be a better father, what tweaks can i make to my organisational habits to make me a better colleague - and people like ted cruz just walk up, spew trash EVERYWHERE, make no sense, shit on everyone and are rewarded with power and money

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 12:59 (three years ago) link

i mean not that i'm so great, but that's my point - a lot of people try REALLY HARD for usually quite middling results and this guy is just a human fuckface and waltzes through life attended by riches and approbation

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 13:03 (three years ago) link

So long as there are mechanisms in place to rain endless power and wealth upon the irredeemably awful, people like Ted Cruz will continue to be irredeemably awful.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 13:17 (three years ago) link

(I mean, he'd be irredeemably awful either which way, but in that other world he'd only be burdening his family and neighbors.)

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 13:18 (three years ago) link

AOC's live thing didn't shed any more light on Cruz specifically, did it? Cruz (to name one) is an absolutely unscrupulous shit, but I don't think he's any more guilty of putting her life at risk than the rest of the GOP, which is I think what she was getting at when she dunked on his tweet. I assume Cruz, Hawley et al. will get hammered at the Trump trial as much as Asshole himself.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link

Was just coming to link the Axios story. That shit is not even funny-insane; it's scary-insane.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:24 (three years ago) link

That story is absolutely bonkers, but lol, it's pretty clear who the source is there.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:25 (three years ago) link

Who would that be.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:27 (three years ago) link

Four conspiracy theorists marched into the Oval Office. None of them could agree on what non-ovular shape the office actually was.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link

xpost My guess would be Eric Herschmann, who is present at every exchange and comes off tough-guy heroic. He gets a lot of the best lines.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link

For example:

Finally Herschmann had enough. "Why the fuck do you keep standing up and screaming at me?" he shot back at Flynn. "If you want to come over here, come over here. If not, sit your ass down." Flynn sat back down.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link

I did a quintuple take @ this Sidney Powell quote: 'I would caution the readers to view mainstream media reports of any such conversations with a high degree of discernment and a healthy dose of skepticism.'

Again, that's an actual quote by Sidney Powell. Yes, the one with a brainpan full of banana pudding who couldn't discern or healthy dose of skepticism her way out of paper sack.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:35 (three years ago) link

While part of me never wants to think about our read about that nest of vipers ever again, there's another part of me that is looking forward to having more names for all those previously anonymous sources whose names were withheld so as to speak candidly. When the T-man has no power to retaliate with, I suspect there will be a flood of tell-all memoirs.

pot sounds (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 14:39 (three years ago) link

I have a healthy dose of skepticism because it’s Axios.

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link

Zero in on any urban center you can think of. Blue surrounded by a sea of red. Has it always been like this?

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/upshot/2020-election-map.html

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

For quite some time now and this is exactly why the sparsely populated red areas have stronger representation in Congress.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link

that axios story is the worst spec screenplay I have ever read

Clay, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:11 (three years ago) link

"You're quitting! You're a quitter! You're not fighting!” he exploded at the senior adviser. Flynn then turned to the president, and implored: "Sir, we need fighters."

hearing this in the voice of Anakin Skywalker in Ep III

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link

lol

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

Zero in on any urban center you can think of. Blue surrounded by a sea of red. Has it always been like this?

It has been like this for the entirety of my life; not sure what it was like before I was born.

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:30 (three years ago) link

Dems playing nasty:

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee on Tuesday announced the launch of advertisements aimed at eight House Republicans who voted against Trump’s impeachment that accuse them of siding with supporters of QAnon.

The targets of the ads, which claim the GOP lawmakers “stood with Q, not you,” include House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) and seven others whom the DCCC says are vulnerable in the 2022 elections.

The DCCC said that the 30-second TV ads and digital spots will play across local broadcast and cable stations in the lawmakers’ districts and that the version attacking McCarthy will also air in Washington.

QAnon represents a sprawling set of false claims that have coalesced into an extremist ideology that has radicalized its followers, some of whom participated in the attack on the U.S. Capitol in Washington on Jan. 6. Trump was impeached by the House for “incitement of insurrection.” Ten Republicans voted with Democrats for his impeachment.

The DCCC ads claim that QAnon “took over the Republican Party” and “sent followers to Congress.”

I think the QAnon stuff (which, btw, autocorrect recognized here and capitalized like that for me!) is so batshit insane we just assume everyone knows how batshit it is. But I bet a lot of folks, Republicans included, just have no idea, and that those ads could be effective.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link

people like my mother who don't know the inner-workings of QAnon and are just reading these theories as if they're individual thoughts by the posters are usually reacting "what in the FUCK are you talking about? are you nuts?", so it's a pretty good attack idea

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

Holy crap, are good things possible?

NEWS: The first USPS reform bill of the 117th Congress has been introduced.

Sens. Brian Schatz (D-HI) and Steve Daines (R-MT) will sponsor the "USPS Fairness Act" that would forgive USPS's defaulted retiree healthcare obligations.

— Jacob Bogage (@jacobbogage) February 1, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:13 (three years ago) link

only if the filibuster is nuked

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link

Zero in on any urban center you can think of. Blue surrounded by a sea of red.

And not just BIG urban centers. Look at Maryland. It's not just Baltimore and the DC suburbs that are blue, it's Hagerstown and Salisbury.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link

An ad campaign should just be posting 8chan posts and saying 'really?'.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:31 (three years ago) link

The "sea of red" has about 11 people per square mile in it is the thing, of course.

Anyway allow me to reiterate my demand to reorganize the country into a confederation of autonomous city-states supported by heavily roboticized home farmlands

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link

nailed it pic.twitter.com/vBhd6wAln4

— Philip Bump (@pbump) February 2, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

Expected it to say Magnited

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:08 (three years ago) link

NYTimes suggests the Biden administration needs to appoint a “reality czar” to deal with misinformation and extremism. https://t.co/jVNWNJ3e1C

— Seth Fiegerman (@sfiegerman) February 2, 2021

lol can’t imagine this backfiring the next time a Republican wins

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:28 (three years ago) link

should I even read the byline

xpost

“Start snitching”

"You're gonna make some U.S. attorney a rich man!"

Seems like that's that:

News: @Sen_JoeManchin says he will vote for the budget resolution in the Senate later today, clearing the way for Democrats to pass a Covid stimulus package by simple majority through the reconciliation process. pic.twitter.com/HSGmZoQlaL

— Gabe Fleisher (@WakeUp2Politics) February 2, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

hell yeah

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

my drag name is reality czar

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link

Lol

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

A "reality czar" is a terrible idea for lots of reasons, but the most obvious is that there is no voice of authority that people detached from reality will accept. Obviously not Joe Biden, not any Democrat, not the MSM, not scientists, or Nobel Prize winners, or academics, or local mayors, nobody. There's no one they will listen to if that person challenges whatever their worldview of the moment is.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link

I love how all these right leaning Tweeters are handwringing certified armchair economists

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:42 (three years ago) link

guess we don't have to defund Manchin's butt anymore

Wrong Screamed Barney (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

I haven’t read “Our Universe” in ages

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link

ha holy shit that's good news and i assume everyone in WV is getting a jetpack
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lol xpost

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link


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