The Jordan Peterson Thread

omg yes these people love attention. they are enjoying their pain and misery so much. this seems obvious.

Incredibly, throughout all of this he has managed to write another book — Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life — the sequel to his self-help bestseller.

wow yes incredible that he was able to barf out a bunch more stupid nonsense during this period

hopefully it was ghostwritten by mikhaila

Reading his statements in that interview, it's hard to tell how "there" he is. His usual bullshit isn't much different than him calling fibromyalgia an autoimmune condition.

here's his 12 more rules
Rule 01 : Do not carelessly denigrate social institutions or creative achievement
Rule 02 : Imagine who you could be and aim single-mindedly at that
Rule 03 : Work as hard as you possibly can on at least one thing and see what happens
Rule 04 : Do not hide unwanted things in the fog
Rule 05 : Abandon ideology
Rule 06 : Notice that opportunity lurks where responsibility has been abdicated
Rule 07 : Do not do things that you hate
Rule 08 : Try to make one room in your house as beautiful as possible
Rule 09 : If old memories still make you cry write them down carefully and completely
Rule 10 : Plan and work diligently to maintain the romance in your relationship
Rule 11 : Be grateful in spite of your suffering
Rule 12 : Do not allow yourself to become resentful, deceitful, or arrogant

they aren't exactly catchy.

Trying to map them to apostles, brb

Rule 03 : Work as hard as you possibly can on at least one thing and see what happens
Rule 07 : Do not do things that you hate

oh, ok

social institutions or creative achievement

Weird pair.

And is it just me or are rules 11 & 12 virtually identical? 2 & 3 as well, for that matter.

Rule 04 sounds like something out of an Edward Gorey book.

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they hid jordan peterson in the fog but he's back now

"abandon ideology" is so fuckin rich

All ye who enter here.

These must have taken a solid twenty minutes of thought.

Presumably his coma was a lucid one and he used that spare time to come up with these twelve extra rules.

These rules also seem similar to the original 12.

They're like the first set of Bach's Well-Tempered Clavier now, a monument to Western civilisation.

I think he should introduce some chaos into this volume. First book, you learn to overcome chaos; second version, you invite it back into your life, but you attempt to tame it.

Title could be like; bat out of hell 2, back into hell if that isn’t taken

Oops, that's too much chaos! Better write another book.

Notice that opportunity lurks where responsibility has been abdicated

shouldn’t have let his kid see this one

lol

Rule 12 alone is three rules

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One: Don't pick up the phone
You know he's only callin' cos he hasn't slept for 25 days

He's so abundantly full of shit

the new rules are so boring. the chapter on rule 10 should be funny though just to get his thoughts on keeping it spicy in the bedroom (or whichever is the most beautiful room in your house)

12 rules for interior design

...of the soul.

there is apparently a book club at my job and i was sent a survey to vote on three potential books. one of them is Rules for Live An Antidote to Chaos by Jordan B. Peterson. am i in a nightmare or is this real

yikes...that seems..very inappropriate for the workplace

yeah, like why would you read a book by a guy who became famous because he didn't want to use the correct pronouns for people (iirc? could be wrong) and blames women for sexual harassment at work. i'm not interested in participating in a work book club anyway so i wasn't sure if i should respond but it feels wrong.

Post all three books and make it a poll

Consider it a free red flag service.

people who run a work book club are going to be psycho anyway imo

xp otm

good idea, will post it on 77 later

xp to eephus

what were the other books. is there one peterson stan in the club pushing this or is it even worse

I got so depressed seeing multiple copies of that book proudly displayed in a smiths bestseller window display a while back, alongside a couple of other right wing/anti-PC hits I can't remember- like oh shit this is mainstream now. his complete implosion since then is a very small consolation

Peterson and Avocado Wolfe need to participate in a Hindenburg re-enactmemt

the thing is i don't even know who is in the book club. this is the first time i've gotten the email. it may be a thing that they were doing irl and only just started again with everyone working from home. i started the job in june so i don't know anyone or anything. the survey was just the list of three books:

rules for life
You Are a Badass by Jen Sincero
The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelide

i don't know what those last two are but i am never reading a book called you are a badass. maybe it's some type of epic girlboss book, like a book about sheryl sandberg.

The #1 New York Times Bestseller You Are A Badass is the self-help book for people who desperately want to improve their lives but don't want to get busted doing it.

In this refreshingly entertaining how-to guide, #1 New York Times Bestselling Author and world-traveling success coach, Jen Sincero, serves up 27 bite-sized chapters full of hilariously inspiring stories, sage advice, easy exercises, and the occasional swear word. If you're ready to make some serious changes around here, You Are a Badass will help you: Identify and change the self-sabotaging beliefs and behaviors that stop you from getting what you want, blast past your fears so you can take big exciting risks, figure out how to make some damn money already, learn to love yourself and others, set big goals and reach them - it will basically show you how to create a life you totally love, and how to create it now.

By the end of You Are a Badass, you'll understand why you are how you are, how to love what you can't change, how to change what you don't love, and how to use The Force to kick some serious ass.

The author of You Are a Badass describes herself as a 'motivational cattle prod'. Freudian slip?

The last one appears to be a psychological thriller in the Gone Girl mode, probably bad but the least likely to cause despair.

people on goodreads seem to hate you are a badass

i would just not be in a work book club. i had to be in a mandatory one once where the book was some pop sociology crap by disgraced journalist johann hari

there's like no way to enjoy reading these horrible books its too much to hate read

i just read an online synopsis but everybody else seemed to really enjoy reading them

“You are perfect. To think anything less is as pointless as a river thinking that it’s got too many curves or that it moves too slowly or that its rapids are too rapid. Says who? You’re on a journey with no defined beginning, middle or end. There are no wrong twists and turns. There is just being. And your job is to be as you as you can be. This is why you’re here. To shy away from who you truly are would leave the world you-less. You are the only you there is and ever will be. I repeat, you are the only you there is and ever will be. Do not deny the world its one and only chance to bask in your brilliance.”

https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/21585451-you-are-a-badass-how-to-stop-doubting-your-greatness-and-start-living-a

oh believe me i will not be joining this club lol

lol wtf xp