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i have an obsessive fixation on rafael nadal's hindquarters but dude is def messed up in the face, all flattering pictures of him must exclude it imo

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lol Matt!

btw this is Serena from the same WTA event Kuznetzova was at in the above pic:

http://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/serena-yec-2007.jpg

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

nadal has a fixation on his hindquarters, too. what with the constant wedgies removal.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought gilles simon was cute until my friend said that he looked like frankie muniz and now i can't see him as anyone but. :/

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't mind that tbh

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

OK, this image might have worked for some people but didn't work for me the last time, so I'll try it again:

http://www.photogallery.dinarasafina.su/zp-core/i.php?a=scans%2Fdoha-photoshoot&i=doha-photoshoot.jpg&s=595

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

http://images.snapfish.com/34393%3B5923232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E2335%3D37%3B%3D55%3A%3DXROQDF%3E232385%3B639265ot1lsi

More difficult to find a bad pic of Dulko

DJ Angoreinhardt (Billy Dods), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

nadal's ass:

http://sports.gay.com/images/2008/09/15/nadal_wimb.jpg

it's a great ass (or "a famous ass" as he put it memorably) but i can't get past the fact that his face looks like a foetus

xps

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

aw rafa's adorable when he's all smiling and shit:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/rafael%20nadal%20smiling/jesi3781/rafaelnadalrogerscuptorontochampion.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

good god

fade away & r80-8 (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

oh didn't work... even computers hate his face. let's try that again:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/jesi3781/rafaelnadalrogerscuptorontochampion.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

but i can't get past the fact that his face looks like a foetus

And Federer's looks like one of those little rubber face finger puppet things

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i love federer's face

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

federer also the only player who looks better WITH a shirt on. best in a suit imo:

http://poulomee.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/roger_federer_061.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah federers face looks squished like it was clamped from top to bottom then stretched back out but carelessly.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

"I may be alone in thinking Serena is cuter than Venus."

You're not even close here, pal.

Jankovic looks great in those pics above. I've always thought she was pretty hot.

Bill Magill, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh i love a shirtless federer it's like awwww

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

he's basically my ideal husband. roddick is my ideal mistress.

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

the better federer plays, the more i'm attracted to him. it's like, if he can do that with his hands on court.................

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

RIGHT!?

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

basically i am 100% sure he would be amazing in the sack

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i always just want him to take me out in his limo, gimme champagne and hold my hand

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

ugh there was this one interview he did where he was talking abt how all he does in the morning is snuggle with mirka - disgustingly adorable

laughing too much at this pic of feli lopez not to post:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OMLYyLC8HTo/SO5m0uuC-_I/AAAAAAAAN4E/6qRDKrG-m3c/s400/feliciano_lopez_desnudo.jpg

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

loooooooove it wtf

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

btw this is Serena from the same WTA event Kuznetzova was at in the above pic

Serena Williams looks great in those pictures. She's attractive.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Serena is attractive. Venus imo is repellent.

The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

imo you are crazy; they are both gorgeous

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i think both williamses are pretty although serena more often than not wears the most unflattering things in the world

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

old-skool favourite lina krasnoroutskaya:

http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/krasnoroutskaya/gallery/lina19.jpg

xp dan did you ever see that video of flavia throwing a typically feisty italienne fit of rage during the fed cup and giving the finger to the umpire?

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha no!

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought gilles simon was cute until my friend said that he looked like frankie muniz and now i can't see him as anyone but. :/

hmm, the comparison i'm seeing is more to that twilight dude

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

it's mostly the faces he pulls on court - he's got that panicked malcolm in the middle look

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qSO0DS51Xmg/RsIVsS8M2CI/AAAAAAAAAaA/1ROyrTzyoug/s400/steffi_graf.jpg

i saw this in SI back in the day, and i remember it making her look prettier than I think it does now.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/174097.jpg

lolololol 80s

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

more stefi, and more shirtless men, pls

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

re: flavia pennetta's temper -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuSWyJryi9c

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the acceptable face of mass perving, right?

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Holy shit that picture of Ivanovic up there. Damn.

Bill Magill, Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

lol yes matt

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

omg thank you

I love rainbow cookies (surm), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

:D

Roz, Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

they both look pretty good here

http://nimg.sulekha.com/Sports/original700/marat-safin-dinara-safina-2009-1-4-2-35-2.jpg

lex pretend, Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

icantdiscribethisguy

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Trying to find a good Navratilova picture is hard, but I always thought she could be very cute when she wasn't wearing those awful glasses and backward ballcaps.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link


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