Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

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Now do ICE

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 18:55 (three years ago) link

think of all those private prison guard jobs we're going to lose

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

good on em but apparently does not apply to not apply to private prisons that contract on behalf of ICE?

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link

ic an't type on ipohne

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link

good to see McEnany land back on her feet, she did a great job and deserves continued success and fame and fortune

Amid a slew of former Trump aides struggling to find jobs following the former president’s exit from the White House, former White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany may have already found her footing in the post-Trump world — by potentially boomeranging back to her safe space of Fox News.

In her termination financial disclosure report obtained by CREW on Tuesday, McEnany indicated that she had reached an employment agreement with Fox News starting this month.

it's not like she professionally lied for a fascist while prominently wearing a christian cross for a few months or anything

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:21 (three years ago) link

old man rupert murdoch has personally flown over to NYC to oversee a new era of fox news, very different from any previous one. they are going to need to make a pivot straight into christian fascism, and only rupert knows how to balance out the christianity with the fascism (the secret is not to lower one or the other, but to raise them both up until they're both at the ceiling)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:23 (three years ago) link

She has that coveted FOX News look about her.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

While there has been undoubtedly some good news from his administration so far, I'm honestly quite shocked that his tepid and pathetic COVID response isn't getting more press. So he's promised to maintain the exact same grossly inadequate pace of distribution that we already had? Yay?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

He's said they intend to increase the pace; I think it's smart not to make any specific promises before a coordinated plan can actually be devised, which will also involve identifying multiple existing points of failure.

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link

where are you hearing that? word on the street is that the 100M doses in 100 days goal was too low, and they're going to be more like 1.5M per day by early summer. that's way better than trump's response, which makes sense because the trump admin didn't have a national vaccination distribution plan.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

xp

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

the other words on the street, though, are that there are other forms of covid-19 already forming, and since 40% of the U.S. is dumber than jenny mccarthy, we're all fucked

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:37 (three years ago) link

In the meantime, whatever else, this is hilarious.

PETER DOOCY: Mr President, what did you talk to Vladimir Putin about?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: You. He sends his best. pic.twitter.com/Fq0zglc9aK

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 26, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link

xpost - I get that he wouldn't want to promise any specific number or metric, but I would just hope he'd push for a higher bar to clear than just "exactly where we were".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

he has promised specific numbers/metrics: 100M doses in 100 days

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:40 (three years ago) link

and there are indications that the number/metric of 100M was too low, that it'll be more like 150M

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

I don't really think it's fair to criticize them for that, the Biden admin has been on the job for one week and I think they assumed that the Trump admin would have **something** in the way of a distribution plan, not just an empty folder

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

saw one of the peripheral guys i spent the mid-90s with, riding back roads with while smoking weed and listening to the beastie boys or sonic youth, caping for Kayyleighh on facebook and i really felt mortality slap me in the face. guess that's the demo now jfc.

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

he has promised specific numbers/metrics: 100M doses in 100 days

My point is that we were largely already hitting 1M doses per day, so this is not an improvement at all. That's literally just carrying on with where we already were.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

turtle derps:

But McConnell, speaking after Schumer, said it was Republicans who had secured a victory, by ensuring that the filibuster is not in immediate peril. He went to on to describe in detail how the GOP would respond if Democrats changed their position and moved to eliminate the filibuster in order to pass their agenda.

Republicans, he said, would exercise their rights to object to routine business and demand frequent quorum calls — procedural feints that would grind business to a standstill and require senators and Vice President Harris to be on constant standby for roll-call votes.

“None of us on either side want to live in a scorched-earth Senate,” McConnell said. “This gambit would not speed the Democrats' ambitions. It would delay them terribly. And it would hamstring the Biden presidency over a power grab which the president has spent decades warning against and still opposes.”

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

Mitch choke on a chicken leg

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

xp

yes, which is why everyone's expecting the goal to go up (to 1.5M doses per day, or 150M over 100 days). the problem is that it's unclear right now how many vaccinations are being held up, if there are previous ones that can be released, etc etc. the trump admin left them a project management shitshow, this is one of the most complicated projects, ever, and it's been 6 days.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

“None of us on either side want to live in a scorched-earth Senate,” McConnell said from the floor of a Senate whose earth he has been instrumental in burning to an absolute fucking cinder.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

it's weird to see these quotes from McConnell carry that implied "yes, we're evil, we have no choice but to be evil"

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link

so rather than immediately jumping the gun and saying "1.5M a day is the new goal!", they're waiting until they know what they actually have now and can expect in the near future, so they can set a realistic expectation rather than aim too low again (or too high)

xp

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

It's a great joke, I don't care if he runs it into the ground.

Here is the video... https://t.co/aFv10lufrb pic.twitter.com/1jHIsF9vPi

— Johnny Verhovek (@JTHVerhovek) August 8, 2020

pplains, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

it's weird to see these quotes from McConnell carry that implied "yes, we're evil, we have no choice but to be evil"

it's the kind of abusive posture that defined Trump but was normalized by McConnell as senate majority leader during the obama years

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

Doocy is gonna be busy, damn

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

Biden with a Reagan-esque exit line.

things will come full circle if Biden starts throwing Bernie memes at Doocy every time D asks a question

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link

I believe Biden is raising the goal to 1.5 million a day. I don't know when. Supply of the vaccines is obv a bit of a problem in getting there.

akm, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:58 (three years ago) link

I mean, yeah, why be aggressive in pushing vaccine distribution at all? Be chill, take your time, weigh all the options. What's another 100,000 dead Americans?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link

i support Biden's bully campaign against Peter Doocy

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

Defense Production Act was only invoked a few days ago, but it seems reasonable to assume that Pfizer and Moderna were attempting to maximize production output already to meet anticipated global demand. The major problems seem to be downstream of manufacture and they arose from a shocking lack of centralized command and control, communication and coordination from the Trump/Pence administration. Biden's people have to undo the tangle and rebuild on the fly.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely think we will get there and we are undoubtedly in a better position with a Biden administration than we were under Trump. Absolutely. At the same time, I find it frustrating that the one very specific metric he kept touting was not ambitious at all, in fact was what we were already meeting.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link

Trump was actually getting individual states to compete against each other over what pandemic medical supplies they got. Meaning there was even more of a mess. Definitely not first do no harm

Stevolende, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

apropos of nothing but I recognize that bike trail parking lot (Gordons Pond); I recently lost an argument with my son about a pine cone in that same spot

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

I forget the details, let us not speak of it again

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link

i support Biden's bully campaign against Peter Doocy

100%. Didn't he say something the other day implying that Peter was Steve Doocy's kid? (They are brothers.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link

whaaaa i thought they were father and son too!?

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

either way they are both putzes and should never enjoy an ounce of respect or a peaceful moment when in public

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link

Yeah will OTM, who cares, they both suck

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link

the one very specific metric he kept touting was not ambitious at all

I think the idea was mainly that the public needed to hear a clear and consistent message with hard numbers attached which could be reliably delivered. This is already an advance on the daily lies, vague hand waving and "people are saying it's a beautiful program, it's the best" messaging that we were getting out of the previous jackass-in-chief.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

I'm sure some of that was just about communicating that there is a plan and allowing people to see ahead. I take comfort knowing that they're setting goals and not just letting things roll out in a slapdash manner.

jaymc, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

(That was an xpost. Aimless OTM.)

jaymc, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

My mistake; the Doocys are father and son. My position — that Biden should make every effort to reduce the younger Doocy to tears — remains unchanged.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

The Canseco face turn has been a real delight for someone who discovered baseball at the height of the Bash Brothers.

Curt Schilling would be a disgrace to the Hall of Fame

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 26, 2021

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

xpost the lesser Doocy

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

55-45 vote against Rand Paul's motion that the impeachment is unconstitutional because Trump is no longer in office. Senate Minority Leader McConnell voted with Paul.

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) January 26, 2021

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

the walrus was Paul

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link


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