flattering pictures of tennis players

I had never realised until now what creepy dead eyes Sharapova has.

also stringy hair and really thin lips

dammit why did I never learn how to play tennis

Hantuchova is too easy

http://www.vtennis.co.uk/Images/Tennis/Daniela-Hantuchova/Daniela-Hantuchova-Picture-5-Large.JPG

venus looks like a giraffe or a muppet or something

Fightin' talk

xp
http://www.vtennis.co.uk/Images/Tennis/Daniela-Hantuchova/Daniela-Hantuchova-Picture-5-Large.JPG

another un-Dementieva Dementieva one
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lgrG2xMG3Gs/SGR_Eo60nsI/AAAAAAAACWs/PixVbd4AVPw/s1600-h/elena_dementieva_top_tennis_hottie.jpg

of all the sports, tennis results in the best legs.

feliciano lopez

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/592/feliciano_lopez_012.jpg

lex you need to post that pic of jailbait dimitrov

AMAZING anastasia myskina photo shoot from years ago...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23757713_7f3aa01fc6.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23757712_c00a9d2831.jpg?v=0

btw is anyone else lolling that most of the flattering shots of the men involve them being shirtless

xp: THANK YOU LEX I was looking for pics of her but keep forgetting her name!

dmitry tursunov and grigor dimitrov

http://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/tursunov-dimitrov-marseille09.jpg

WS both of them, consecutively or concurrently

Lex, those look like her album cover shoots for the Jacques Le Cont/Adult produced masterwork of 2003.

Anastasia Myskitten more like...

<3 Anastasia

table tennis counts, right?
http://thingsfatpeoplehate.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bibagolic.jpg

I think those Myskina pics are what Lady Gaga thinks she looks like, only with dark hair.

re: venus, i saw her on the sidewalk once, wearing not very much -- a spandex exercise outfit, like she'd just been jogging or something -- and i have to say that up close it's not the hotness that radiates so much as the almost freakish physical fitness. so tall! so completely ripped. her biceps were intimidating at 50 feet.

tommy haas is plenty cute even w/shirt on:

http://people.timezone.com/jmerino/scaldom.JPG

as is verdasco when he's not slathered in hair gel:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mjagVw9YctE/Se_1w5Q4wAI/AAAAAAAADEw/_CkQahvQ7QQ/s320/elle+verdasco+1.jpg

WS both of them, consecutively or concurrently

― lex pretend, Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:03 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

CONCURRENT

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-11/27/xinsrc_2921103271137859369595.jpg

Sania Mirza

I think those Myskina pics are what Lady Gaga thinks she looks like, only with dark hair.

Haha I was trying to make some sort of Lady Gaga comparison when I first saw those.

mirza is freakishly beautiful.

spent a while pondering whether i'd WS gilles simon or not - concluded yes, in the end

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Gilles_Simon_2008.jpg

fucking adorable

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1c/Lisickiberlin07.jpg/400px-Lisickiberlin07.jpg

srsly Svetlana Kuznetzova is the only one who looks better ON the court:

http://www.lta.org.uk/Global/Images%20-%20News%20%28square%20corners%29/People%20-%20Known/Kuznetsova,%20Svetlana/2009-KuznetsovaSvetlanaMiami-TH-large.jpghttp://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/svetlana-kuznetsova-yec2007.jpg

Unfortunate screen name in that context, Dan.

i have an obsessive fixation on rafael nadal's hindquarters but dude is def messed up in the face, all flattering pictures of him must exclude it imo

lol Matt!

btw this is Serena from the same WTA event Kuznetzova was at in the above pic:

http://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/serena-yec-2007.jpg

nadal has a fixation on his hindquarters, too. what with the constant wedgies removal.

i thought gilles simon was cute until my friend said that he looked like frankie muniz and now i can't see him as anyone but. :/

i don't mind that tbh

This one is for elmo:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3628/3304808465_79f7e7bac2_m.jpg

OK, this image might have worked for some people but didn't work for me the last time, so I'll try it again:

http://www.photogallery.dinarasafina.su/zp-core/i.php?a=scans%2Fdoha-photoshoot&i=doha-photoshoot.jpg&s=595

http://images.snapfish.com/34393%3B5923232%7Ffp64%3Dot%3E2335%3D37%3B%3D55%3A%3DXROQDF%3E232385%3B639265ot1lsi

More difficult to find a bad pic of Dulko

nadal's ass:

http://sports.gay.com/images/2008/09/15/nadal_wimb.jpg

it's a great ass (or "a famous ass" as he put it memorably) but i can't get past the fact that his face looks like a foetus

xps

aw rafa's adorable when he's all smiling and shit:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/rafael%20nadal%20smiling/jesi3781/rafaelnadalrogerscuptorontochampion.jpg

good god

oh didn't work... even computers hate his face. let's try that again:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/jesi3781/rafaelnadalrogerscuptorontochampion.jpg

but i can't get past the fact that his face looks like a foetus

And Federer's looks like one of those little rubber face finger puppet things

i love federer's face

federer also the only player who looks better WITH a shirt on. best in a suit imo:

http://poulomee.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/roger_federer_061.jpg

yeah federers face looks squished like it was clamped from top to bottom then stretched back out but carelessly.

"I may be alone in thinking Serena is cuter than Venus."

You're not even close here, pal.

Jankovic looks great in those pics above. I've always thought she was pretty hot.

tbh i love a shirtless federer it's like awwww

he's basically my ideal husband. roddick is my ideal mistress.

the better federer plays, the more i'm attracted to him. it's like, if he can do that with his hands on court.................

RIGHT!?

basically i am 100% sure he would be amazing in the sack

i always just want him to take me out in his limo, gimme champagne and hold my hand

ugh there was this one interview he did where he was talking abt how all he does in the morning is snuggle with mirka - disgustingly adorable

laughing too much at this pic of feli lopez not to post:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OMLYyLC8HTo/SO5m0uuC-_I/AAAAAAAAN4E/6qRDKrG-m3c/s400/feliciano_lopez_desnudo.jpg

loooooooove it wtf