I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

are we talking White Chocolate Cheesecake?

Ooo they have Bartles and Jaymes private reserve!

bartles and jaymc

i barely know how to read.

― Yerac, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:30 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

its honestly not that great

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:31 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Otm

Thirded

haaa

ILM's Top 77 Tracks of 2020

lol

Also feeling smugly vindicated rn.

That's unfortunate because Grimes' "Smugly Vindicated" is not going to make the countdown

:D

78 tho.

That Amanda Palmer one of Guayaquil's is choice.

great names thread

Huge load of goals for FC Den Bosch today from… Jizz Hornkamp
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, January 30, 2021 12:01 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

not a clean sheet in sight
― nxd, Saturday, January 30, 2021 12:42 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

amazing

just to make it extra special his goals were scored against... Excelsior

...after the local newspaper had been complaining about his “dry spell”.

Speaking of Labradford, I can’t listen to them because on multiple albums they seem to have embedded extremely high pitches in their music, on the edge of my hearing range, but right in the sweet spot of my dog’s hearing - she goes crazy (not in a good way(

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, February 3, 2021 4:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

is she a labradorford?

― na (NA), Wednesday, February 3, 2021 5:02 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

arf

A+

i seriously think of labradors every time I see the name Labradford

Yeah idg how the joke isnt built into the name already tbh

deems otm

Every month, an excelsior ballot poll nom thread. Then a separate results rollout thread with graphics.

laugh tracks

slap bass interludes

that Apollo theater guy with the hook

The guy from i know what you did last summer with the hook

Dustin Hoffman dressed as Hook

Painted in the style of pieter de hooch

We finally know who got de hooch

Its pronounced de hooch

i know, and he's not even swedish. Those guys were drunk!

Peter Hook on^ slap bass

The ancient ghost story about the bloody hook on the car door handle.

I saw him at a hockey game a few years ago and I told he sucks and it wasn't him.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 8 February 2021 22:57 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

One of the most embarrassing moments in my life. Now I dislike him even more.

― Van Horn Street, Monday, 8 February 2021 22:58 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Beautiful

dying for more detail

Jordan Peterson

Follow up:

I have a friend who shares the name of famous actor Richard H@rris, and who one day in Prague spotted an old aquaintance from Bucharest up the street, disappearing into a crowd. He started calling after him, "Mike! Mike!" and then took up chase, weaving in and out of others, calling "Mike!"

Finally catching up to him, winded, he took him by the shoulder, "Mike!" The man turned around. "Mike! It's me, Richard H@arris! From Bucharest!" The man was startled, and nonplussed, because he was Dustin Hoffman.

― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII),

I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Girlfriend in a coma, yeah

― baelien (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 12:25 PM bookmarkflaglink

the fuck is a paralyzed penis

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 9:45 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Opposite of a dick move.

― pplains, Tuesday, February 16, 2021 9:50 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

"oh wow, 100 new answers about the great rap group de la soul, this should be fun!" i thought to myself before i actually started reading the posts in this thread
― tiwa-nty one savage (voodoo chili), Thursday, February 18, 2021 9:28 PM

I was in a band for all of five minutes called Dick Move

Did it end up going anywhere?

i feel my dick
move
under my feet

offered with love:

Christopher Cross: "Twerking takes me away to where I'm going"
Eddie Rabbitt: "I'm twerking my life away."
Lindsey Buckingham: "Twerkin' out for love."
Etc.
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, February 26, 2021

i been twerkin my way back to you babe
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Friday, February 26, 2021

Twerkin' in a coal mine
goin down down down
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, February 26, 2021

Yeah, must be the lack of an updated FAQ keeping the new posters away.
― pplains, Friday, February 26, 2021

lol

lol x2, so proud 2 have engineered that trainwreck