Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

it was his way of trying to get the cases down to 0 soon

OMG, that photo.

Reminds me of that one notorious ILX photo.

This one, of course:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/motleyile4.jpg

Zinédine Zidane

(Infected, not dead.)

headbutt the virus

xxxpost Well there's a flashback!

Sadly, the genius Remy Julienne

Stunt driver extraordinaire Rémy Julienne has died at the age of 90 from Covid-19. He worked on six James Bond films. pic.twitter.com/hWZzvkefFw

— James Bond (@jamesbondlive) January 22, 2021

Madman. Rest In Peace, Rémy. Fuck Covid.

RIP. That one photo looks like Belmondo.

(Chapelle) also weighed in on the risks that come with catching COVID saying, "There is always some risk when you're trying to better someone's life. This is the reality of the coronavirus, you can do everything to be safe, but there is always a possibility that you can be unsafe. We did everything we could to give people a good time."

"A world where I don't do standup for about 12 months is not worth living in. If that makes me a hero then so be it."

wait i guess that quote is from Donnell Rawlings, i retract my zing

Sekou Smith at 48, holy shit.

Jóhannes Eðvaldsson, footballer.

Captain Sir Tom Moore, walking centenarian

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55881508

(in hospital with the covid, not fallen)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9d5472e2a1df42e2b0dfba38ad33ff45/tenor.gif?itemid=18254094

wanking centenarian

it would be very bad taste to wish death on such a charitable old soul, but I am a coarse old mean bastard - I hope the decayed cake faced flag fucking MI6 asset totally fucking croaks it man!

my mum always says no-one gets to that age without being pure evil

anyway serves the indulgent cunt right for going on a Caribbean jaunt while most UK citizens were locking down

Things you only found out about the venerable Captain from Wikipedia:

He was a contestant in the Christmas Day 1983 edition of the BBC Television game show Blankety Blank.[21]

Light a candle for Captain Moore to represent the many, many villages he put to the torch during the Burma campaign

— Professor Piss Shitty (@doctor___fuck) January 31, 2021

@Keir_Starmer
The whole nation hopes you get well soon
@captaintommoore
. You've been an inspiration to us all throughout this crisis.

I think Kieth should visit and give him a big kiss, it's not like he doesn't get the rona every fucking week anyway.

i feel very lucky to not know who the captain is

one half of the best pop duo in history u cretin

oh oops wrong Captain!

i feel very lucky to not know who the captain of the best pop duo in history is, because that means i get to find out!

and he was on Blankety Blank one time

i feel like the U.S. could handle the captain. not saying he's easy to deal with, but we could arrange a trade? i've got this guy named mark levin

my mum always says no-one gets to that age without being pure evil

― calzino

[Looks at "People you were surprised to find were still alive," sees Henry Kissinger]

Checks out!

i'm not sure why "bbc television game show blankety blank" is the funniest phrase in human history

^^ i loved it too, it's highly relatable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYhXdnaZE_M

i'm not sure why "bbc television game show blankety blank" is the funniest phrase in human history

‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’, the hit spinoff of US TV series ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ focused on 6-year-old breakout star "Honey Boo Boo Child", was cancelled after four series when "Mama June" Shannon was papped with a man who had been released after serving a ten-year sentence for aggravated child molestation. They had been involved prior to his conviction, during which time he had molested her then-8-year-old eldest daughter.

She explained to a reporter for Entertainment Tonight “that something happened” between her daughter and the molester, but that she had “told Chickadee not to bring up the past again. It would be hard for me.” She went on to assert to ET that she had only seen him twice since his release, once by accident, and once at an arranged meeting for a then-fourteen-year-old daughter Pumpkin that she had with Molester X. However, she subsequently revealed that she had lied to Pumpkin about her parentage these 14 years, but now Pumpkin had become jealous of her sister Chickadee's prior sexual relationship with putative father Molester X.

Pumpkin's real father, it transpired, was a different convicted sex offender, who had served time for sexual exploitation of minors after being caught on ‘To Catch a Predator’ in 2005. He was also the father of Chubbs, the sister in between Chickadee and Pumpkin, but she had not lied about this to Chubbs or the other sisters.

Also, Mama June's husband Sugar Bear left her when it turned out she actually was dating the man who had raped her 8-yer-old daughter 12 years earlier.

Sugar Bear and Mama June later appeared on ‘Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars’ season 4, but this effort to repair their relationship faltered when Sugar Bear revealed his own infidelities.

June herself was criticized for her daughter's diet, which included "Go Go Juice," a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew that contains as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. She used the blended beverage to get her daughter ready for pageants. Shannon, in responding to such criticism, pointed out, "There are far worse things...I could be giving her alcohol."

^ how this post happened: I thought "what's that even sillier American TV show title I've heard of: something about Honey Boo Boo?" -> looked up 'Honey Boo Boo' to check.

That's us got the "how" child abuse and exploitation got posted in a covid thread...

EXCLUSIVE: Twinkies, Zebra Cakes and Honey Buns: Masked Mama June beats the coronavirus blues by loading up her grocery cart with junk food

yeah, sorry though. America going "lol aren't other countries crazy!!?" is far more aggravating to me than usual these days.

well this thread has certainly seen some action overnight

This seems non-libellous!

what is already as good as dead cannot sue you for defamation!

He's over 100 so he's been made public domain. Feel free to add your own Tom's Burmese Days fic.

https://comb.io/KsuRD9.gif

sorry if I'm getting a bit carried away here, but Capt Tom getting the Rona is just the feelgood boost the UK needed right now!

He's since died of it.

Seriously reckless to fly a 100 year old to the Bahamas with the vaccine so close.

Like there was surely a conversation that went "this might kill him..."

Was he really still using his military rank through 7.5 decades of civilian life? Shades of Are You Being Served's Captain Peacock if so.

(xp) "... yes, but think of the publicity."

xp in america if you ever coach football, people are forever required by law to address you as Coach