i mean, grimes already had it
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link
ah well in that case I hope Elon gets hit by a bus
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:19 (three years ago) link
Isn't it possible Elon Musk gave it to Chappelle?
― Alba, Friday, 22 January 2021 15:20 (three years ago) link
it was his way of trying to get the cases down to 0 soon
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link
OMG, that photo.
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:22 (three years ago) link
Reminds me of that one notorious ILX photo.
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link
This one, of course:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/motleyile4.jpg
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link
Zinédine Zidane
― pomenitul, Friday, 22 January 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link
(Infected, not dead.)
― pomenitul, Friday, 22 January 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link
headbutt the virus
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 January 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link
xxxpost Well there's a flashback!
Sadly, the genius Remy Julienne
Stunt driver extraordinaire Rémy Julienne has died at the age of 90 from Covid-19. He worked on six James Bond films. pic.twitter.com/hWZzvkefFw— James Bond (@jamesbondlive) January 22, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 January 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link
Madman. Rest In Peace, Rémy. Fuck Covid.
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link
RIP. That one photo looks like Belmondo.
― Next Time Might Be Hammer Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:33 (three years ago) link
(Chapelle) also weighed in on the risks that come with catching COVID saying, "There is always some risk when you're trying to better someone's life. This is the reality of the coronavirus, you can do everything to be safe, but there is always a possibility that you can be unsafe. We did everything we could to give people a good time."
"A world where I don't do standup for about 12 months is not worth living in. If that makes me a hero then so be it."
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link
wait i guess that quote is from Donnell Rawlings, i retract my zing
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 22 January 2021 16:47 (three years ago) link
Sekou Smith at 48, holy shit.
― Nhex, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link
Jóhannes Eðvaldsson, footballer.
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 January 2021 12:21 (three years ago) link
Captain Sir Tom Moore, walking centenarianhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55881508
― StanM, Sunday, 31 January 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
(in hospital with the covid, not fallen)
― StanM, Sunday, 31 January 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link
https://media1.tenor.com/images/9d5472e2a1df42e2b0dfba38ad33ff45/tenor.gif?itemid=18254094
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Sunday, 31 January 2021 19:49 (three years ago) link
wanking centenarian
― calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
it would be very bad taste to wish death on such a charitable old soul, but I am a coarse old mean bastard - I hope the decayed cake faced flag fucking MI6 asset totally fucking croaks it man!
― calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link
my mum always says no-one gets to that age without being pure evil
― calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
anyway serves the indulgent cunt right for going on a Caribbean jaunt while most UK citizens were locking down
― calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
Things you only found out about the venerable Captain from Wikipedia:
He was a contestant in the Christmas Day 1983 edition of the BBC Television game show Blankety Blank.[21]
― kicked off mumsnet for speaking my mind (Matt #2), Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link
Light a candle for Captain Moore to represent the many, many villages he put to the torch during the Burma campaign— Professor Piss Shitty (@doctor___fuck) January 31, 2021
― calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link
@Keir_StarmerThe whole nation hopes you get well soon @captaintommoore. You've been an inspiration to us all throughout this crisis.
I think Kieth should visit and give him a big kiss, it's not like he doesn't get the rona every fucking week anyway.
― calzino, Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
i feel very lucky to not know who the captain is
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:41 (three years ago) link
one half of the best pop duo in history u cretin
― if Spaghetti-Os had whammy bars (Neanderthal), Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:42 (three years ago) link
oh oops wrong Captain!
i feel very lucky to not know who the captain of the best pop duo in history is, because that means i get to find out!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 January 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link
and he was on Blankety Blank one time
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 31 January 2021 23:12 (three years ago) link
i feel like the U.S. could handle the captain. not saying he's easy to deal with, but we could arrange a trade? i've got this guy named mark levin
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 January 2021 23:20 (three years ago) link
― calzino
[Looks at "People you were surprised to find were still alive," sees Henry Kissinger]
Checks out!
― nickn, Monday, 1 February 2021 04:16 (three years ago) link
i'm not sure why "bbc television game show blankety blank" is the funniest phrase in human history
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 1 February 2021 04:26 (three years ago) link
^^ i loved it too, it's highly relatable
― Karl Malone, Monday, 1 February 2021 06:58 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYhXdnaZE_M
― calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 07:48 (three years ago) link
‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’, the hit spinoff of US TV series ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ focused on 6-year-old breakout star "Honey Boo Boo Child", was cancelled after four series when "Mama June" Shannon was papped with a man who had been released after serving a ten-year sentence for aggravated child molestation. They had been involved prior to his conviction, during which time he had molested her then-8-year-old eldest daughter.
She explained to a reporter for Entertainment Tonight “that something happened” between her daughter and the molester, but that she had “told Chickadee not to bring up the past again. It would be hard for me.” She went on to assert to ET that she had only seen him twice since his release, once by accident, and once at an arranged meeting for a then-fourteen-year-old daughter Pumpkin that she had with Molester X. However, she subsequently revealed that she had lied to Pumpkin about her parentage these 14 years, but now Pumpkin had become jealous of her sister Chickadee's prior sexual relationship with putative father Molester X.
Pumpkin's real father, it transpired, was a different convicted sex offender, who had served time for sexual exploitation of minors after being caught on ‘To Catch a Predator’ in 2005. He was also the father of Chubbs, the sister in between Chickadee and Pumpkin, but she had not lied about this to Chubbs or the other sisters.
Also, Mama June's husband Sugar Bear left her when it turned out she actually was dating the man who had raped her 8-yer-old daughter 12 years earlier.
Sugar Bear and Mama June later appeared on ‘Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars’ season 4, but this effort to repair their relationship faltered when Sugar Bear revealed his own infidelities. June herself was criticized for her daughter's diet, which included "Go Go Juice," a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew that contains as much caffeine as two cups of coffee. She used the blended beverage to get her daughter ready for pageants. Shannon, in responding to such criticism, pointed out, "There are far worse things...I could be giving her alcohol."
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 1 February 2021 08:19 (three years ago) link
^ how this post happened: I thought "what's that even sillier American TV show title I've heard of: something about Honey Boo Boo?" -> looked up 'Honey Boo Boo' to check.
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 1 February 2021 08:21 (three years ago) link
That's us got the "how" child abuse and exploitation got posted in a covid thread...
― new variant (onimo), Monday, 1 February 2021 08:47 (three years ago) link
EXCLUSIVE: Twinkies, Zebra Cakes and Honey Buns: Masked Mama June beats the coronavirus blues by loading up her grocery cart with junk food
yeah, sorry though. America going "lol aren't other countries crazy!!?" is far more aggravating to me than usual these days.
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 1 February 2021 09:01 (three years ago) link
well this thread has certainly seen some action overnight
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 1 February 2021 10:29 (three years ago) link
This seems non-libellous!
― scampish inquisition (gyac), Monday, 1 February 2021 10:39 (three years ago) link
what is already as good as dead cannot sue you for defamation!
― calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 10:44 (three years ago) link
He's over 100 so he's been made public domain. Feel free to add your own Tom's Burmese Days fic.
― new variant (onimo), Monday, 1 February 2021 11:13 (three years ago) link
https://comb.io/KsuRD9.gif
― calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 11:21 (three years ago) link
sorry if I'm getting a bit carried away here, but Capt Tom getting the Rona is just the feelgood boost the UK needed right now!
― calzino, Monday, 1 February 2021 11:27 (three years ago) link
He's since died of it.
― stet, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:09 (three years ago) link
Seriously reckless to fly a 100 year old to the Bahamas with the vaccine so close.
― The Man, DeLorean (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link
Like there was surely a conversation that went "this might kill him..."
― The Man, DeLorean (onimo), Tuesday, 2 February 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link