Q is Joe Biden, another non-US Politics thread (Q Anon, Qanon, Q_anon, Joe Biden is Q)

that's what I took away from it, they were misled by his lies then he told them to walk to the capitol

next to of course rotting in jail, nothing else would bring me more joy than him having to appear in civil court for lawsuit after lawsuit for years and years and basically being ass out

or should I say more ass out than he already is

Meantime, speaking of court, this thread details an attempt to talk about all the fraud and horribleness that everyone who is not Trump allegedly did to keep Trump from winning. It is of course garbage. But you might want to read a stretch of it based around this tweet where the people filing suit try to invoke Tolkien. It doesn't go very well.

And this is an epic footnote.

First of all, they forgot to include a proper citation and pincite.

Second, no, really, what the bloody hell are you people SMOKING? pic.twitter.com/qHPOxDuajF

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) January 22, 2021

i just read it. they provide no evidence that the biden presidency or the 117th are "illegitimate," they just repeatedly claim it.

Well, they're illegitimate because Democrats were allowed to vote. I mean, do they really have to spell it out for you?

in a court filing they're supposed to. these aren't koans.

your honor, i would like to submit the text of one J.R.R. Tolkien's The Silmarillion as exhibit B

if i may be granted liberty to summarize the story of this wonderful tale, it all began with music, with the Ainur, the angels, willing the very fabric of the universe into order,

Affirmed.

https://i.imgur.com/pxaHbNL.gif

The most surprising thing I've learned over the last couple of months is that you can file literally any kind of garbage as long as it's in the format of a lawsuit and you somehow won't get catapulted into the sun by the unlucky judge who's forced to entertain it.

one important thing is you have to get lucky and draw one of the 40% of federal judges who are complete jokes

we should file lawsuits seeking reversals of the 2000 and 2004 elections and ask for Dubya to un-serve his 8 years

i'm starting a lawsuit to double the production budget of Amazon's upcoming Lord of the Rings series, because i'm tired of the lies

"Stewards" sounds an awful lot like Stewarts, as in Bonnie Prince Charlie etc. This could go far deeper than we imagine.

Trump is ultimately responsible for the storming. I’m happy that the people who were there are being appropriately charged, but the person I want to see held to account most of all is Trump.

The most surprising thing I've learned over the last couple of months is that you can file literally any kind of garbage as long as it's in the format of a lawsuit and you somehow _won't_ get catapulted into the sun by the unlucky judge who's forced to entertain it.

I mean not for nothing Powell and Lin Wood are probably gonna get disbarred

A growing contingent of big-name companies — including Walmart, Starbucks and Microsoft — are teaming up with local governments and medical providers to get coronavirus shots in more people’s arms.

The public-private efforts come as Biden has outlined his plans to combat the virus that has killed more than 400,000 Americans, and they include a goal to administer 100 million vaccines in the first 100 days of his administration. Though at least 38 million doses of the vaccine have been distributed in the United States, just 2.4 million people have been fully vaccinated, according to data tracked by The Washington Post.

read between the "lies" of the lamestream media - Microsoft was once related to a man named Bill Gates. this Bill Gates has been working for YEARS to inject his secret codes into the bodies of people throughout the world, via 5G implants and false "vaccinations".

and now Q, joe biden, is giving Gates the go-ahead to spread his code into American bodies. not sure if this is good or bad, because Biden is Q, but more research is needed

You know what else has Gates? Hell. Hell does.

holy...

wait, what else has the word Gate in it?

holy...

Now that you mention it, OL, it struck me like a bolt of lightning that the Thermopylae means "Hot Gates" and that's where the 300 Spartans held off the entire Persian army and saved Western Civilization for all time.

(starts frantically watching the movie "300" on endless loop looking for clues)

wait a second - that means i have to take my shirt off when i research, but before i do that, i have to get ripped by training for years and years

so Kevin Gates is the only person who's getting vaxxed?

do I have that right?

I wouldn't mind having the Gates implant as long as it doesn't run on Windows XP.

XP stands for Xtract Pancreas

next to of course rotting in jail, nothing else would bring me more joy than him having to appear in civil court for lawsuit after lawsuit for years and years and basically being ass out

yes, this would be a delightful addendum to his desperate last month. I already relished the idea of him having to face multiple trials for financial crimes in orange jumpsuit due to prior convictions, but having to face charges from regular normie peons would really rub it in, even aside from them being disappointed former MAGA chuds

Wake up Sheeple: TikTok users are propagating the idea that an obscure 1871 act made the United States a corporation and not a federal government, thus rendering any laws passed after that year moot and U.S. citizens not subject to them. According to this theory, the United States will revert back to its original form on March 4th, the date when presidents were inaugurated prior to the 1933 passage of the 20th amendment. They believe Trump will be sworn in as the 19th president of the United States. (The 18th president, Ulysses S. Grant, served between 1869 and 1877, or the time period when those who cling to this theory believe the United States “became” a “corporation.”)...

TRUST THE PLAN.. as it evolves beyond recognition

TikTok users are propagating the idea

This is equally troubling. Yet another social media mega-platform getting colonized by people out to destroy society.

I thought TikTok was primarily teenage girls dancing around singing Toto songs. I've never looked at it, tbh

Kids today and their Dan Fogelberg

the kids are actually dancing to billy joel these days, no joke

i'm in the wrong timeline

the kids are actually dancing to billy joel these days, no joke

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2021 10:17 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

this rocks if true

Depends on the tune. If it's We Didn't Start the Fire, count me out.

It's Allentown

Forget it Jake

Q is Joe Biden, another non-US Politics thread (Q Anon, Qanon, Q_anon, Joe Biden is Q)

it will show up in every single thread search, thanking Q

Qr welcome

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Awkward lunch meeting: Newly uncovered Facebook posts by Georgia freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene expressing support for the murder of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi were called “deeply disturbing” by the top Republican in the House (McCarthy), whose office said he planned to “have a conversation with her” about it... According to CNN, Greene “liked a comment that said ‘a bullet to the head would be quicker’ to remove House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. In other posts, Greene liked comments about executing FBI agents who, in her eyes, were part of the ‘deep state’ working against Trump.”

Is McCarthy's "have a conversation" akin to Susan Collins' "I'm concerned?" Pfffftt...

Eating babies is bad apparently even jelly babies?
How do Q feel about tom baker?

Just getting to see the Qanon series from earlier this week. Scary stuff.

An NBC producer talked to Rep. Greene’s constituents in Rome, GA yesterday. Many were not bothered by her conspiracies.

“Noah was a conspiracy theorist himself when he built the ark,” one supporter said. “So who are we to say that it’s true or not?” https://t.co/vRn2tEAPrj

— Charlie Gile (@CharlieGileNBC) January 28, 2021

makes sense

hell yeah Jonathan Chait in the NYMag link:

Axios has a small squib about “The Mischief Makers,” a handful of idiosyncratic congressional backbenchers who make trouble for their respective party leadership. The leading Democratic mischief-maker is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who advocates some left-wing views I consider simplistic and impractical and, in some cases, poll badly. The top example of a conservative mischief-maker, presented in perfect symmetry, is Marjorie Taylor Greene.

^is this sarcasm or

sarcasm, keep going

i had the same first thought

lol fair enough

is chait literally parodying his own style here?