also sTiCk tO sPoRtS has finally come to our shores, an exciting moment
Morrison on Trump: "not for to me to give lectures to anybody"Morison on Cricket Australia: "I think a bit more focus on cricket, and a bit less focus on politics would be my message to Cricket Australia,"— Greg Jericho (@GrogsGamut) January 20, 2021
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 21 January 2021 09:13 (three years ago) link
It’s been a great day to bury being an idiot. Dutton let out some refugees because he realised it’s cheaper to have them be productive members of society than keep them in a concentration hotel.
I’d hope this is a stopped clock moment but I assume he’s got something nasty up his sleeve.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 21 January 2021 10:25 (three years ago) link
Nothing says Australia is back to normal like giving a gong to an ageing homophobe.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link
Who in the name of fuck thought that was a good idea. I'd love to think this is Scomo's knighting Prince Philip moment, but I doubt it. Tired of being embarrassed by this country.
― Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 21 January 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link
ScoMo has been on invasion day trolling his way around Queensland all week. All this culture war bollocks smells like an election coming.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link
Love having the whole tone of the country set by dipshits from Qld and Western Sydney.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link
I thought trying to forcibly give out handshakes during the bushfires would be the Knighting Price Philip moment, but it was merely a Raw Onion Eating moment. This'll probably be the same.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 January 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link
Labor has a reshuf... uh, sorry, nobody gives a shit.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2021 08:24 (three years ago) link
They're so fucking spineless, it's just incredible.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 29 January 2021 11:24 (three years ago) link
Where do you find all these fringe studies you post on Facebook?KELLY: I find most of this from emails and messages on my Facebook Messenger. People send me stuff “have you seen this?”How did you first come across (disproven and unproven COVID-19 treatments?KELLY: I’ll tell ya how it started. A good 9 months ago someone sent me a YouTube video of a doctor ... He said ‘I’ve got information for the president of the United States, I’ve got this therapy and it’s highly successful, I’ve got to get this message to him.’ And I thought to myself, that’s a good, positive message.Before I posted it, I checked the credibility of it. He had this long Jewish beard.
KELLY: I find most of this from emails and messages on my Facebook Messenger. People send me stuff “have you seen this?”
How did you first come across (disproven and unproven COVID-19 treatments?
KELLY: I’ll tell ya how it started. A good 9 months ago someone sent me a YouTube video of a doctor ... He said ‘I’ve got information for the president of the United States, I’ve got this therapy and it’s highly successful, I’ve got to get this message to him.’ And I thought to myself, that’s a good, positive message.
Before I posted it, I checked the credibility of it. He had this long Jewish beard.
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:32 (three years ago) link
https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2021/02/why-facebook-suspended-craig-kelly-as-told-by-craig-kelly/
oh
― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:33 (three years ago) link
This is the prime minister's listening to things face.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nxsa4su2vf9kk1d/Image%20from%20iOS.jpg?raw=1
He was listening to a question about a ministerial staffer being raped in her office.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:37 (three years ago) link
After two years thinking it was annoying to hear about a staffer getting raped at his place of employment, Scott's wife said "how about if it was our daughter?" and he though oh maybe it's bad it happened
Then he told the television cameras that he had gone through this process
― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 06:57 (three years ago) link
Probably not surprised to learn that the owner of this is incapable of basic humanity & decency.
The prime minister has an 'I Stopped These' boat trophy in his office: https://t.co/nranKzF9va #auspol pic.twitter.com/YZZFBEoQH3— Peter Martin (@1petermartin) September 19, 2018
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 08:08 (three years ago) link
How it started:
Happy International Women’s Day.Let’s make it a day when we strive to improve the respect, dignity and equality for every woman, everywhere.#internationalwomensday2021 #IWD2021 pic.twitter.com/pbpqfGdzp7— Dave Sharma (@DaveSharma) March 7, 2021
How it was going immediately afterward:
So the international woman in this photo is my friend. This is her response: https://t.co/5ri85LyoaQ pic.twitter.com/lDvrAYUJfm— Alex Lee (@alex_c_lee) March 8, 2021
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Monday, 8 March 2021 10:13 (three years ago) link
Not an unexpected resolution to weirdly giving out flowers to random women at Edgecliff Station.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 March 2021 11:26 (three years ago) link
did this work
The front page of tomorrow's The West Australian. pic.twitter.com/sPgvo5F3Ml— The West Australian (@westaustralian) March 12, 2021
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Saturday, 13 March 2021 12:41 (three years ago) link
Ahahaha, errr no. A wag on ABC called the WA Libs the Vespa party after the vehicle needed to accomodate tall their lower house mps.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 15 March 2021 08:55 (three years ago) link
where do we even begin, folks
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 08:57 (three years ago) link
string the fucker up by his heels and emasculate his corpse?
― assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 09:21 (three years ago) link
...a masturbatory offence against a piece of furniture seems to have finally if briefly prompted Morrison to engage all those skills learnt in his taxpayer-funded empathy training.
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 11:02 (three years ago) link
my prediction is that tomorrow’s apology about today’s apology about yesterday’s apology will be inadequate and mediocre
― estela, Tuesday, 23 March 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link
Meanwhile, Eric Abetz:"On Monday the First of March at the Hobart City Council’s citizenship ceremony, I casually asked the Honourable Senator Eric Abetz if the Minister allegedly accused of the alleged rape that occurred around 30 years ago was the Honourable Christian Porter MP. The Senator quickly responded that yes, it was the first law officer of the nation, Christian Porter, but not to worry, the woman is dead and the law will protect him. He then said, as for that Higgins girl, anybody who is so disgustingly drunk, who would sleep with anybody, could have slept with one of our spies and put the security of our nation at risk."
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 00:55 (three years ago) link
aiding and abetzing
― estela, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link
hey hey it's Tasmania, we just elect this human shitstain over and over again no matter what antediluvian biowaste dribbles out of his orifice
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 01:37 (three years ago) link
He’s on 2GB right now continuing to dig down in search of a way out of the hole.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:40 (three years ago) link
He sure likes to whattabout
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link
The old days were more rapey
I want to encourage Australians, here, of course, there are issues, but think about where things were 20 years ago, 50 years ago, and I can tell you, go and ask your nan and she’ll tell you the real story about the good old days.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:42 (three years ago) link
if a listener’s phantom nana was willing to testify she’d most likely say it’s bleakly apparent things are the same as they ever were
― estela, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link
at least these phantom nanas probably didn't expect anything to ever change, so won't be disappointed.
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 03:35 (three years ago) link
Scott Morrison finished his interview with 2GB by saying:"I’m just glad the footy is back on. It helps everybody."
"I’m just glad the footy is back on. It helps everybody."
nothing rapey about the major footy codes, no siree
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 11:19 (three years ago) link
maybe it soothes the rapists?
― assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 16:58 (three years ago) link
Fuck me
Keith Pitt overruled the Northern Australia Infrastructure Fund to stop them supporting a new energy project which would create 250 North Queensland jobs, but in this interview, he couldn’t even answer basic questions about the project. Watch this train wreck interview... pic.twitter.com/8lLR8Xk2Km— Chris Bowen (@Bowenchris) May 10, 2021
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 10 May 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link
tbh I would be disappointed if he wasn't repping for coal with that name.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 10 May 2021 08:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.architectureanddesign.com.au/getmedia/1ae9cfd7-f5a6-4acf-a970-fa889e69a63d/Clarke-619-386.aspx?width=515&height=386&ext=.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 10 May 2021 09:20 (two years ago) link
The front didnt fall off!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link
hello, mates, it's me, an Australian, wishing to advise that my username is slightly different because I wanted to re register with a non-work email address
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link
Now explain metadata
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 12:47 (two years ago) link
strewth
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 13:58 (two years ago) link
hello matthew koalas
― estela, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link
crikey
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 23:40 (two years ago) link
Hi not sure if it's a qld thing but I've noticed over the last couple of years that "how good!!!" seems to be the go-to phrase for expressing excitement at something, anyone else notice this?
Also the ben Roberts Smith situation is out of control :/
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 25 June 2021 09:21 (two years ago) link
Well I'm locked down as of midnight. How good is that.
― Zelda Zonk, Friday, 25 June 2021 09:25 (two years ago) link
Caught in the Gladys vs Dan how to deal with COVID stakes.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Friday, 25 June 2021 09:50 (two years ago) link
have definitely heard this from Melbourne speakers
also "how good is" is basically the entirety of Scott Morrison's public policy
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 25 June 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link
from the man who brought us “where the bloody hell are ya?” as a tourism slogan
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 25 June 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
Good Luck Sydney!
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Saturday, 26 June 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link
don't worry, the virus can't cross King St, so closing all the pubs on one side of the road and keeping a dozen open on the other will be fine
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 26 June 2021 07:18 (two years ago) link
Deputy prime minister "couldn't give a shit" about covid infections in cities
https://i.imgur.com/SurmbD9.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 27 June 2021 10:15 (two years ago) link