Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

Biden should give the guy who punched Spencer the Medal of Freedom.

i am ready for the wave of accountability, if it is ever going to come

First Presidential dick punch goes to ole Zodiac

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) January 20, 2021

I think he’s confused about what the Paris agreement is!

Here we go pic.twitter.com/aVH8lxmKas

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) January 20, 2021

xpost There's a Paris in Texas, right? Where Harry Dean Stanton lives.

The man is relentless.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJwuP8TS/

Treaty of Versailles wtf who cares what a palace in France thinks

Tourist: Look! A bunch of cows.
Cowboy: Not “bunch”—“herd.”
Tourist: Heard what?
Cowboy: Herd of cows.
Tourist: Sure, I’ve heard of cows.
Cowboy: No, a cow herd.
Tourist: I don't care what no cow heard!

Treaty of Paris is ironically Joe Versailles the volcanoes

:(

come on, that was good

dan

I'm not saying Sen Cruz is a bit of a dumbbell but his mother obv had very strong arms.

Fpd dan, i dont need the encouragement

This Celebrating America special has flaws.

In addition to all of the shitbirds who infested his administration I hope we never hear from or about Haberman again.

Lmao this fucken crew

NEWWWWS -- Michael Flynn's brother was on the call and resisting emergency pleas for the National Guard when the Capitol was under attack Jan. 6. The Army falsely denied it for weeks. me w the greats: @DanLamothe @PaulSonne @byaaroncdavis https://t.co/k6QNnXrwBh

— Carol Leonnig (@CarolLeonnig) January 21, 2021

cruz was just echoing a shitty talking point used by trump when he announced he was pulling out of the accord, except no one but cruz cares a damn what instantly forgettable crap trump said way back then.

Man-del-baum, Man-del-baum, Man-del-baum...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzA8Zx2C1uc

How can any GOP voter see that “Pittsburgh not Paris” line and not feel that their intelligence was insulted

Oh wait

Yeah Cruz knows what the Paris Agreement is, he's just pandering to people who he thinks don't. I don't think it's going to help him much though. People will vote for a baked potato over him.

I don’t think he’s pandering to people who don’t. I think he’s shitposting to get a rise out of people like us because 1) it’s his only political move at this point 2) it’s his kink.

Trump actually went to Pittsburgh and said he was gonna bring the smokestacks back, mayor and others were like, "eeww gross." They've moved on.
Pittsburgh Symphony just now beginning w "The Paris, by Mozart," on NPR, believe it or don't

Pretty good so far!

I can’t believe there’s a new president I thought we were done with presidents

NEW: White House official confirmed for me that Joe Biden just fired Peter Robb after he refused to resign as NLRB general counsel.

— Dave Jamieson (@jamieson) January 21, 2021

To be replaced with the drafters of Prop 22 presumably

SATURDAY NIGHT MASSACRE

It’s Thursday!

(That’s a joke I know it’s Monday)

To be replaced with the drafters of Prop 22 presumably

Prop joe

I think he’s confused about what the Paris agreement is!

He's not this dumb himself: but he believes anyone who still follows him unironically is a giant moron who will either think this is clever, or believe it outright.

I think caek was otm tbh

Lovely stuff

ha ha I also felt a swelling of satisfaction and positivity, thanks silby for the rope-a-dope

I would point out the second tweet in that thread that discusses that the Robb firing is breaking a previous norm. Traditionally, that position would complete the term which is due to end later this year. I'm not going to cry about it since Rs have violated many norms, but this is not just cleaning out a Trump appointee.

Officer Goodman, promoted to Acting Deputy Senate Sergeant at Arms, escorting our new VP. #InaugurationDay 

How it started: How it’s going: pic.twitter.com/WF5twCmRTe

— CJ Johnson (@cjjohnsonjr) January 20, 2021

Promoted to a mask that stays on, too.

(The real promotion is also good to see.)

so great

I don't post a lot of National Review stories here, but this one....

https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/01/witless-ape-rides-helicopter/

Trump actually went to Pittsburgh and said he was gonna bring the smokestacks back, mayor and others were like, "eeww gross." They've moved on.
Pittsburgh Symphony just now beginning w "The Paris, by Mozart," on NPR, believe it or don't

cruz was just echoing a shitty talking point used by trump when he announced he was pulling out of the accord, except no one but cruz cares a damn what instantly forgettable crap trump said way back then.

― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless)

Cruz has started his presidential bid campaigning early in the swing states.

Think I saw that Biden has already fired a few people. Along with Robb, he apparently canned "Michael Pack, who was confirmed to head the U.S. Agency for Global Media in June" and "Kathleen Kraninger, who was confirmed as director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau in 2018." And the White House chief usher.

He fired Usher??!

Yeah!

He gave him a minute and it was off with his clothes (ceremonial uniform)

omg lol JiC

fuck yeah to the Robb firing, may these assholes never hold another professional job for the rest of their lives

ok legit lol at Uday and Qusay in the Kevin D. Williamson rant.

I know there'll be ten million of these--I thought this was pretty good.

https://phildellio.tripod.com/pardon.jpg