Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

Don't use the toilet without inspecting the tank first, Joe

xps Its Pence that's sitting next to "mommy" tho?

Mods please explain why Biden isn't arrested yet

Kinda glad/kinda mad that ilxors never ask their mods thoughtful existential questions like this.

QAmod

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— Parler Cringe (@ParlerCringe) January 20, 2021

he is arrested, trust the plan!

Voting. Works.

Executive Actions @JoeBiden signs later today.

👇🏽 pic.twitter.com/NJmnI4vJi2

— MARIA TERESA KUMAR #WearAMask (@MariaTeresa1) January 20, 2021

oh no breaking news great big sinkhole where mara lago used to be, whodathunkit.

Was worried we weren't going to get to this point where the inauguration was successfully completed.
Hope we can breathe a sigh of relief.

xp mmm I just read that again for extra warm feels, thanks UMS

yeah, that's a good list
i want forward motion COVID vaccine news every day for the next three weeks

Literally no difference between those executive actions and what a re-elected Trump would have done.

DJP spurs just conceded from a simple cross into the box fyi. Man totally unmarked between dier and davies.

I want some New Radicals. Give me

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 11:33 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

You're going to have to wait a couple of hours. It's part of the Virtual Parade Across America, which starts at 3:15 PM EST.

I misread Liberians as Librarians, but yes, nice list.

xpost but I want them NOWWW! :(

what, they're not on the prime time TV special?!

Gregg can't see in the dark with his hat over his eyes

As hilarious and gratifying as the Q hyperschadenfreude is this morning, I would 100% support a Department of Deprogramming because these people need fucking hellllp.

Some of them also need jail

Deprogramming is just another form of programming ~do u see~

wouldn't be surprised if QAnon folk got excited when they misinterpreted "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President"

I’ve never, ever been a fan of poetry like this.

Poems for ceremonial occasions are a genre of their own and I thought her poem was a fine example of that genre. The very fact that she understood what her task was speaks very well of her command of her craft as a poet; few young poets can speak in a ceremonial voice and considering the style in which she works, she did a very artful job of bending that style to meet the needs of the occasion.

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116066/2011/05/hobo-with-a-shotgun.jpg?w=420&h=316&crop=1

Steve Bannon got a pardon

Meantime in Q world

Ron Watkins pulls the plug. This will be absolutely crushing to QAnon believers: pic.twitter.com/SfxJwCLCoU

— Jesselyn Cook (@JessReports) January 20, 2021

If you're unfamiliar with Ron:

Ron Watkins, the former 8kun admin who helped keep QAnon afloat for years (and who some suspected of being Q himself), is throwing in the towel. pic.twitter.com/HJdBrOexO2

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) January 20, 2021

would be nice if we could just ignore qanon / parler for a sec?

"a new project i'm currently fleshing out" = kiddie porn, Ponzi scheme, or some combination thereof?

xpost Schadenfreude tummy-ache?

i thought this was good

I wrote about our new president. https://t.co/C2hE0gkTZp

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) January 20, 2021

“Remember, the real Q was the friends we made along the way.”

— Julie Saunders (@ohmissjulie) January 20, 2021

Not going to give her any further attention by linking it, but I had to rmde to see that MTG tweeted "#impeachbiden" at the exact minute he was inaugurated.

lmao

pic.twitter.com/HkqlfL2Red

— patrick (@redford) January 20, 2021

what time is the eurovision thing where they take video from states trying to become memes?

i had no idea the goya ceo was a maga guy

― treeship., Thursday, January 21, 2021 3:17 AM (one hour ago)

Trump père et Ivanka both issued advert / endorsements for Goya from the White House.

which is illegal fwiw

!! maybe this will finally be the thing that gets him fired

DJP spurs just conceded from a simple cross into the box fyi. Man totally unmarked between dier and davies.

― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 12:45 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

osita otm

Forbes: ‘We All Got Played’: QAnon Followers Implode After Big Moment Never Comes
...followers of the unhinged conspiracy theory in despair and searching for answers...

Heheheheh....

Watkins basically just saying "Yeah Q was just me, it was fun, go back to your lives, I have some new shit I'm working on" is really something.

By midday, a new spin to the conspiracy theory gripped the far right message boards: President Joe Biden was their savior all along, a twist multiple QAnon influencers threw their support behind.

“Biden is Q” a post on the donald.win read, while others brushed aside that theory and urged believers to stick with Trump.

Impressed by the list of executive actions.

Thoroughly baffled by much of the rest of this thread at the moment.

Joe Biden and the political actors who will be subjected to pressure from the left in the coming months and years will not be ideologically converted. They will not be made stewards of progressive values or crusaders in a fight against capitalism. They will remain, forever, dogged opponents in that fight. But there are moments in history when, if conditions are right, the resolve of critical actors with an instinct for political self-preservation can be cracked and material gains can be made. We may well be on the cusp of one now. Let’s find out.

Osita is, AFAICT, the only person who regularly writes op-eds that are actually correct

imagine going to church, standing up and announcing that hey, maybe the devil is actually god and we should all start worshiping him instead

o.n. is always sharp

imagine going to church, standing up and announcing that hey, maybe the devil is actually god and we should all start worshiping him instead

Wasn't this what the Process Church of the Final Judgment believed? Jesus and Lucifer as one being? Watch for the Qists to start wearing hooded black robes...or just fast forward to running a chain of animal shelters.

Well played Greta! @GretaThunberg#InaugurationDay

How it started How it's going pic.twitter.com/b6zLpIe5Pn

— 𝗔𝗹𝗶 𝗔𝘄𝗗𝗼𝗹𝗹 (@AwDoll) January 20, 2021

Put on a mask you fucking shitlord

if we're going to do this much Q stuff, maybe another thread for it?

Yeah, that was a fine op-ed.

I'm a little baffled by all the cheering on of Empire that's happening here and elsewhere on the internet, though, so I'm peacing out for now.