Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

Who is this Donovan?

Bernie’s mittens are made by Jen Ellis, a teacher from Essex Junction, Vt. She gave them to him 2+ years ago and was surprised when he began wearing them on the campaign trail. They are made from repurposed wool sweaters and lined with fleece made from recycled plastic bottles. pic.twitter.com/ErLr29lY2t

— Ruby Cramer (@rubycramer) January 20, 2021

every time they show Harris, I'm certain I hear a faint "SKEE-WEE" echo outside

she's lost without a pete to bash

relatable, honestly

GAGA

don't cry for me, Lady Gaga

are we thru the lookin' glass

Here we go.

Picturing Andy Garcia on a horse: "Gaga!" (Don't misinterpret--I like her.)

where's that "put a bird on it" skit from Portlandia

her intonation's really good but I keep imagining my choir teacher yelling DIPTHONG! DIPTHONG!

(i adore Gaga)

lol
she's got the pipes for it though

that was dope.

now I wanna hear "Telephone"

shoulda worn the meat dress

meh

I was waiting for Gaga to kiss two fingers and hold them aloft, Katniss-style

When does Bradley Cooper show up for the duet?

klob not bothered to memorize her lines for some reason

HERE WE GO

Here we go

My cynical facade keeps unexpectedly getting the wind knocked out of it. Partly just because I'm getting old and tear up over goddamn commercials and shit, partly because...thank god for a return to some small sliver of normalcy.

lol okay so her middle name is not "Debbie"

alright now haul off Biden

Goodbye, Vice President Pence.

Kamala Harris becoming Vice President is not "normal", it's much better than "normal"

If it was "normal", that would mean that a Black/Southeast Asian woman becoming Vice President was no big deal

aw she's not doing "Booty"?

J.Lo isn't going to sing live, is she

Joey From The Block

Good night, sweet Pence.

where's Ja Rule

just like woody would have wanted

J.Lo isn't going to sing live, is she

lol no she is not

good call, J.Lo

this coat kills fascists

Looking forward to the J. Lo Americana album.

would've preferred A-Rod singing tbh

lol Alfred

so if the oath gets administered a minute shy of noon, will Trump complain he was denied 60 seconds of the presidency?

Get it J Lo

whoa

"let's get loud"?

that was very cool, the spoken part in Spanish. much needed after the last 4 years

waiting for tonight MOTHERFUCKAS

REEEEEEEEMIX

Kamala Harris becoming Vice President is not "normal", it's much better than "normal"

If it was "normal", that would mean that a Black/Southeast Asian woman becoming Vice President was no big deal

― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 10:43 AM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Didn't mean to suggest otherwise. It's just...sloughing off four years of trauma makes it difficult for me to fully appreciate exceptional events in the moment. Right now it's just waves of relief.

BOOOOOOOO ROBERTS

They've got Carrot Top standing by if they're running ahead of schedule.

can one of our spanish speaking ilxors please translate jlo's outburst?

J. Lo followed by J. Ro.

haha