I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

sometimes a joke's greatness is in its plunge to a nadir

This is the Nader

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2168451223/headshot_nader.jpg

Even if you didnt like the joke theres no need to ralph

unfunny in any case

lol at a decent footcelsior making it onto main and outraging the self-same americans who'd previously described 'octonormative' as a good gag

spoken like a true biped

(also)

Oh wow, CNN is saying Trump left a letter for Biden. Can't wait.

Yes, just one letter...Q.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:09 (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbyXBUEOy5A

YALL COULDA WENT TO COSTA RICA BUT YA DUMBASS SAID Q!? 🤦🏾‍♀️ #WheelOfFortune

— Queen Mother Asantewa (@Tunacheckers) February 21, 2020

I chuckled at Leamington Spar ... it's less a footie joke and more a geography pun

It's entirely a geographical pun.

Royal Leamington Spa, commonly known as Leamington Spa or simply Leamington, is a spa town and civil parish in Warwickshire, England. Originally a small village called Leamington Priors, it grew into a spa town in the 18th century following the popularisation of its water which was reputed to have medicinal qualities.

oh right, a spa town.

you don't remember the episode of Bosom Manor that took place at Leamington Spa???

was that the one where Paul Druddington's croquet game went sour at a crucial moment during the annual Curdled Cream Concatenation?

you don't remember the episode of Bosom Manor that took place at Leamington Spa???

― sarahell, Wednesday, January 20, 2021 5:35 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Think it was the one where major fuddingtons man dropped a whoozy at the panto

the what now

it involved the local MP, the family solicitor, and Mrs. Fuddington's pussy

oh and the Vicar's unfortunate pudding

the pussy had got into the pudding you see

Uncomfortable memories of “Nancy Reagan pussy pudding”

Just say NO

Simpkins, the boathouse is all at sixes and sevens!

ah yes, Simpkins with the hereditary stutter! And when asked about the "incident" he would stammer "Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh" while everyone impatiently waited for the next syllable so that they could know whether it was the pussy or pudding to which he was referring! Such a droll episode!

Crying over here lol

this is reaching whiney blood pudding levels

Blood puh-puh-puh

puh puh puh pip pip

dying

DJ Fuddington dropping his hit "WHOOZY AT TH' PANTO"

and his fans, which are their own subculture, the Fuddalos ...

...with their trademark Fuddalo call, "POOP POOOOP!"

If sarahell weren’t already posting in the excelsior thread, I’d have c&p her drollery here.

i'ddroll.jpg

pantonormative

Punching up

I wanted to go to New Zealand but they told me I'd have to stay in my hotel room for two weeks until they could be sure I wasn't Amanda Palmer

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, January 21, 2021

Lol

I'm grateful that the career of Buttigieg demonstrates how glib, articulate gayness doesn't protect you from racism.

Finally, he strikes me as the sort of person who would order the most expensive glass of pinot noir at a Cheesecake Factory.

― meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 22, 2021 12:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

lol yeah that was great

:D

It is truly pure.

it comes from a place of experience and truth. it hurts, but it's real

Too much Cheesecake too soon.

are we talking White Chocolate Cheesecake?

Ooo they have Bartles and Jaymes private reserve!

bartles and jaymc

i barely know how to read.

― Yerac, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:30 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

its honestly not that great

― lag∞n, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:31 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Otm