Enough With The Cutesy Titles, People Are Dead: US Politics January 2021 pt 2

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Would think future presidents might learn best what to avoid from t's behaviour so actively supplying him with new sensitive data would appear a negative idea.
Gosh wonder what he'll pull tomorrow his last chance to show off.

If he gets stripped of the ability to run for further office can they strip him of the use of the title too? Or add the mandatory prefix disgraced or something.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 00:49 (three years ago) link

As long as they don't outright strip him, because ... gross.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:00 (three years ago) link

strip-search on imprisonment wkd be ok

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link

And what a thrill it’ll be.

NEW: President Trump recorded a farewell address from the White House on Monday, CNN has learned, offering a list of accomplishments from his four years in office. It was a taped valedictory message from the State Floor of the residence, which could be released Tuesday.

— Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny) January 19, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link

Ah yes

Lin Wood is still telling people today on Telegram that “Trump will be President for at least 4 more years” pic.twitter.com/Fbu0UXUYg8

— Gabe Hoffman (@GabeHoff) January 18, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link

xxxxp I have never in my lifetime ever read or heard about previous presidents being called into service to advise new administrations

Dan S, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link

Wait has T ever given a live national address?? Not a press conference or a rally but a good ol fashioned fireside "my fellow Americans" chat?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:28 (three years ago) link

39 hours and 12 minutes left in the Trump administration jsyk

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:48 (three years ago) link

Tomorrow is Pardon Announcement Day, I suppose.

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:49 (three years ago) link

Like when we wake up tomorrow morning, there will only be one day remaining of this shit. Even if there's a good deal of other shit left to deal with, I will welcome the end of this particular shit.

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link

CUE THE NEW SHIT

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:00 (three years ago) link

Meet the new shit . . .

nickn, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

old shit
new shit
red shit
blue shit

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:10 (three years ago) link

Like yes, lots of things will still be terrible, but I feel like it will be so much easier to process and cope with those terrible things when the POTUS is no longer playing Russian roulette with the country and its inhabitants two dozen times a day.

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:20 (three years ago) link

for sure and i am hopeful the new boss can't be as bad as the old boss, but frankly until i and everyone i love (and hey everyone else too) is inoculated against the current plague with the MOTHERFUCKING EXTANT VACCINE THAT OUR DYSFUNCTIONAL GOVERNMENT IS INCAPABLE OF ADMINISTRATING, i am gonna stay mired in my daily existential crisis thanks

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:23 (three years ago) link

every death in this country at this point is even more senseless than before, more egregious, more criminal, more damnable

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link

xxpost i hope so. been shit on so long it's like we're living in a cacastle

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link

found what I wrote on 11/9 on FB:

"He is a bully that ran roughshod over many people. He is a misogynist, a likely sexual assault artist, and a failed business man who was born on third. He is a xenophobic scaremonger that is stoking fires that really shouldn't be stoked.
Putting this man in office validates this behavior to many people.

So forgive me if I don't find your "ho ho ho he's just a President, not a dictator" smugness amusing. There are tensions brewing in this country that this could be set off. Think about the Cliven Bundys of this world. Rebellion against.....being told what to do. Might makes right. That it comes at the expense of what would have been a landmark, the first female President, feels like another blow to the solar plexus."

god I'm glad I didn't have the ability to tell my younger self that it'd be even worse than imagined.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:34 (three years ago) link

11/9/2016 that is

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:34 (three years ago) link

Frankly, I think we got out of these four years much more easily than we might have. Yes, things are going to be bad for a long while as a direct result of the Trump administration, but they could've been so much worse. Had he been more focused/motivated/competent, we could likely have suffered any number of 1/6-es prior to 1/6.

Looks like I'm gonna be the filling in a missile sandwich! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:53 (three years ago) link

prior to 2020, I'd have agreed. he decided to do the majority of his worst deeds in a compressed timeframe.

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:56 (three years ago) link

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has obtained an arrest warrant for a woman alleged to have stolen a laptop from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., during the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, with the intention of selling the device to the Russian equivalent of the Central Intelligence Agency.

In an affidavit signed on Sunday, FBI Special Agent Jonathan Lund said the agency was investigating Riley June Williams after a person described as her “former romantic partner” told authorities that Williams intended to send the computer to a friend in Russia who would then pass it along to the SVR, the country’s spy force.

Lund wrote that the former romantic partner said the transfer of the laptop “fell through for unknown reasons” and that Williams either still has the device or destroyed it.
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/18/capitol-riot-fbi-investigating-woman-said-to-have-stolen-pelosis-laptop-to-sell-to-russia.html

dow, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:00 (three years ago) link

imagining her showing her lover the laptop during coitus and him going into the bathroom and calling the FBI on her and her breaking up with him after she heard the call

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:01 (three years ago) link

it's hard to imagine the pandemic being handled any worse

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:09 (three years ago) link

Brazil, maybe?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:11 (three years ago) link

(by an american president)

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:12 (three years ago) link

no sooner did he go on his Tweet tirade about the flu killing more people or calling it the "corona flu virus" than a bunch of paint-thinner drinkers in my orbit start to repeat the same line.

generally, not what you want from your Executive branch

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:12 (three years ago) link

I hope Orban, Bolsonaro, and Duterte all fall out of huge trees next

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:12 (three years ago) link

but maybe if trump had taken it seriously bolsonaro would've too

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:13 (three years ago) link

I have never in my lifetime ever read or heard about previous presidents being called into service to advise new administrations

Not, like, literally. Just that as I understand it or thought I'd heard it, presidents have been known to call one another on occasion for advice and recommendations. It is, after all, a pretty rarified club.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:51 (three years ago) link

omfg about the Pelosi laptop shit, that is nuts

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:52 (three years ago) link

A different pillow company saw the images of National Guard troops bivouacked on the floor of the Capitol building and decided to donate hundreds of travel pillows and sleep masks to the troops. After much wrangling they were able to deliver to a detachment of NG troops on standby in DC.

It's been a long day, but I have pillow news! To recap: National Guard sleeping on hard floors while defending our Capitol. Lots of you tagged us asking if we could help. We tweeted in search of a service member in DC, and had a hit within an hour. 1/8

— One Fresh Pillow (@OneFreshPillow) January 15, 2021

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link

get you a pillow that can do both

Our country has a lot of problems, but I'll be damned if I'm going to see it brought to its knees by a bunch of LARPing assholes worshiping the worst president we will (hopefully) ever see. If sending this stuff helps this group fight the good fight, then it's all worth it. 8/8 pic.twitter.com/9L4xbL3DOu

— One Fresh Pillow (@OneFreshPillow) January 15, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:08 (three years ago) link

Pillow fight!

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:10 (three years ago) link

Now *that* is how you seize an opportunity.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:13 (three years ago) link

Speaking of opportunities:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/parler-partially-reappears-support-russian-234401397.html

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:15 (three years ago) link

these USA USA USA USA chanting motherfuckers sure are some patriots huh

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:19 (three years ago) link

Have we talked about the National Garden of American Heroes? Who compiled this list? It is so weird.


https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-order-building-national-garden-american-heroes/

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:33 (three years ago) link

Dr. Seuss but not Malcolm X

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:42 (three years ago) link

Both Houstons, Sam AND Whitney.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 04:49 (three years ago) link

Sacagawea but no Pocahontas

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 05:03 (three years ago) link

Where’s Jon Voight?

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 05:03 (three years ago) link

kobe but no wilt

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 05:25 (three years ago) link

Somehow or other, as the inauguration is about about 36 hours away and Trump has not been able to tweet for over a week, the posting on this thread has changed its tenor and seems somewhat less frantic and anxious. I hope it is a sign of better things to come, but I don't feel entirely sanguine about that, yet.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 05:45 (three years ago) link

they could always unban him from twitter once he leaves office and it'll be like he never left

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 06:01 (three years ago) link

For some reason I always imagine that the MyPillow Guy, due to a clause in his contract, has to carry and cradle a MyPillow at all times

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 11:08 (three years ago) link

One thing to say about the forthcoming pardons rampage is that it'll keep him busy on his last day, not to mention ordering all White House staff not to flush any toilets for the entire day.

a degree in bullshit from glasters uni (Matt #2), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 11:26 (three years ago) link

Finding it hilarious his send-off tomorrow requires guests to be there around 7am. I've envisaged him leaving really slowly and p much delaying the inauguration as much as possible.

nashwan, Tuesday, 19 January 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link


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