marketing of masculinity

what would i need in a buyout bag. Hmmmmmmm

Ive had design meetings where transcripts wouldnt necessarily read too differently to the last seven-odd posts itt

I'll invoice you via email, I need money to buy a flashlight full of mace and astronaut ice cream

https://i.imgur.com/bwMVIR3.png

I can't remember the product that was promoted in the Super Bowl ad – something about showering in the forest – but I seriously thought it was a parody until the very end.

this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHNMqOLw_o

uh

It's a men's hygiene product that dares to admit it has nothing to offer you but a rich sense of its own comedic value.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/8809b946a88e1aa38432ecfdccceb85c/tumblr_ngc4ytwVmC1razbajo1_1280.jpg

this... seems like a sex thing.

yeah

as opposed to a gender thing, that is. though there is certainly some significant gender stuff mixed in with this sex stuff, all dumped into a dog bowl with "MAN" stenciled on the side in manly prison-esque font, the prison of dehumanizing masculine expectations etc.

i kind of want one but my partner might get the wrong idea.

Uh-oh! A rival enters the territory...

https://i.imgur.com/jb7hKWj.jpg

I thought you meant “a sex thing” in the “my mistress makes me eat out of this bowl during our sessions” sense.

that is what i meant! is there a word for sexual activity that doesn't include the "sex" part, since it's still so often bound up with gender? aside from, like, "fucking".

"this seems like a sexual activity thing"

"this seems like a fucking thing"

"this seems like a coitus thing"

or i guess in this instance "this seems like a fetish thing" could have worked, but the question still stands because i am drawing a blank

My brain was not working properly last night; I thought you meant it in some "sex vs gender" way.

It's true, a real hungry man can hold 20 ounces.

xpost oic. but this is why we need another sex word, too much confusion/overlap! Orgasmic Gratification or its mellifluous portmanteau "orgrat" is what i'm threatening to use until i find something better.

"this... seems like an orgrat thing"

why yes i am a modern day shakespeare, thank you for noticing

i thought you were a cat

*tries to figure out how to fold-up map again*

*misses free throw*

ONCE UPON A TIME, MEN ATE OUT OF THE BOWL

https://www.professorpincushion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ppc_catCostumeRenaissanceCollar_side_1920x1080_002-1.jpg

you don't understand, MAN is the name of my dog

lmao

man, no!
no man

Absolutely dying at the concept of tactical gummy bears but the copy makes it even funnier pic.twitter.com/FQFQSl2wrJ

— show me that gabagool (@mustachetoilet) May 25, 2021

when you're out on a mission to kill, and you need to be able to count on yr gummie bears

that is what i meant! is there a word for sexual activity that doesn't include the "sex" part, since it's still so often bound up with gender? aside from, like, "fucking".

"this seems like a sexual activity thing"

"this seems like a fucking thing"

"this seems like a coitus thing"

or i guess in this instance "this seems like a fetish thing" could have worked, but the question still stands because i am drawing a blank

― cat, Wednesday, April 14, 2021 3:26 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gender performance, maybe? Most (all?) of the items in this thread seem to be banking on the idea that certain men will pay a premium to not consume or do anything cursed with female associations.

xp - apparently they were anticipating a deluge of returns due to "heat shield packaging failure"

what's with all the (joke) anti-gay stuff in the comments like "Don't eat regular gummy bears like some homo!!! NO REFUNDS"? Does the world of tactical gear sales intersect with homophobia?

I'd be surprised if it didn't?

Gummy bears are fine, gummy worms might as well be tiny soft dicks.

This brand name popped into my head one day....and I looked up in TESS and it's not trademarked:

Brobiotics

should I form the worst startup ever?

guys

let's talk about GUT health.

new dannon for men is specially formulated to deliver optimal gut performance in a portable, TACTICAL yogurt capsule.

hell yeah

Meaty, manly dumps like your father used to take... where have they gone?

I still make a splash

ew

Ranch Water?

https://www.adweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ryan-bingham-lone-river-2021-652x367.jpg the camel photographer was still cooler

https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/ranch-water

dadssanity
Rating: 3 stars
07/17/2021

Followed recipe and just couldn’t get a taste that I was happy with. It’s a shame because I had to buy all of the ingredients.

I've been making that drink for years, but never knew it had a name... Always just thought of it as diluted fizzy margarita. Now that I know it's called Texas Ranch Water and is consumed by real cowpokes, I feel at least 10-15% more masculine.

I’m not making my own ranch water

Ranch water is decent. Similar to a gin rickey, which I also like

So it’s a tequila gimlet?

But jim, the rickey comes from Washington, so it is inherently unamerican and effeminate and wrong for a manly man. It is, in current parlance, "cucked" (ugh). Because no one really lives there or comes from there, it doesn't count as a real place and won't ever.

Texas, and cowboys, now THAT'S real. So manly you can smell the manure on its boots. The sweat in its Stetson. The oil on its holster.

a friend of mine here (not texas) has been calling that drink 'ranch water' for a long time

yea it’s been established that Ranch Water (TM) was not the first ranch water I apologize for reviving this thread

ok let me try this again lol I’m 9 years old btw

I’ve just never seen ads for… cans of *non-beer*
alcoholic bevs that appeal to the Marlboro man/classic tough American cowboy thing but I guess the guys in these ads are a little cleaned up.”

“It’s ok you’re still a man if you drink this sweet thing instead of beer.”

in the new west, the claw is the law

Somebody asked for ranch water at the bar on Friday -- takes a while for trends to trickle down to the hinterlands.